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When Your Body Basically Says, "Fuck You, Pay Me"- Sleep Deficits Are A Debt You've Gotta Pay
“Business bad? Fuck you, pay me. Oh, you had a fire? Fuck you, pay me. Place got hit by lightning, huh? Fuck…
Your Fat Is Unequivocally Your Fault #6- I’ll Accept A Dose Of AIDS Before I’ll Accept Some Asshole’s Fat Being Rammed In My Face
I do not understand how someone could not like this shit. “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder” is a trite…
Baddest Workouts Ever- Jeff King
[This is something I wrote for original content for my ebook Issuance of Insanity 2, but somehow the article I wrote to…
Baddest Motherfuckers Ever: Harry “The Handcuff King” Houdini
Pretty dapper for a badass. There have been a great many badass, blow-up-your-sorry-ass-with-a-fireball wizards throughout the ages, from the limp-wristed, Harry…
If You Pass On Hot Sauce, You Pass On Gainz
This is the majority of my hot sauce collection at present, save for what I have in the fridge. Before you ask,…
Juls Borg- 181 lb Powerlifter Who Went 1504 In His First Meet (And Has Been Strength Training For Less Than A Year)
Jules prior to training and now (before you ask, he’s walking around at about 195 these days) Juls is a 26 year…
Music You Need In Your Playlist (aka most of the Bands That Are In Mine)
As I continually get asked what I listen to while training and for recommendations for new bands, I thought I’d stop what…
Nothing Is True; Everything Is Permitted: Part 2
Having grown up in the hardcore scene of the 1990s, the DIY ethic was as deeply instilled in me as horse cock…
Just Settle The Fuck Down And Bodybuild, Bro- Probably The Last “Ask The Asshole”, Ever
Even a broken clock is right twice a day, but no matter what time that clock says, Jeff Dunham is never fucking…
Nothing Is True; Everything Is Permitted: The Evolution Of Chaos And Pain
“We don’t want to be popular. We want to be infamous. I wake up in the morning and say, “How could I…
Baddest Motherfuckers Ever- Mac Batchelor
How many people do you think you’ve met with measurements even close to 6’ 1½ “, 300-330 lbs, 20″ neck, 19¼” arms,…
Dieting And Training On a Galley Slave Budget, Part II- My Tried And True Methods
It seems of late that people have gotten extremely busy complicating something that is extremely simple- getting big and strong. Idiots…