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There Is Nothing New Under The Sun- Faddism In Exercises And Implements, Part 1
Sadly, Zubaz pants seem to have fallen victim to the death of a fad. Having been involved in lifting for two decades,…
Prepare For War!
My long-awaited ebook on meet prep and cutting is finally complete! The perfect companion to the other ebooks, this expounds upon things…
FUCK NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS- I PORTEND DOOM
Maybe a year ago there was a commercial I witnessed on Youtube while waiting to check out some metal video that literally…
Baddest Motherfuckers Ever: Mas “Bare-Handed Slayer of Bulls” Oyama
You ever get so pissed off at a cow that you spend a couple of years in the woods beating inanimate objects…
In Death Ground, Fight- Part 2
Ground on which we can only be saved from destruction by fighting without delay, is death ground. In death ground, fight. “Suppose…
Killin’ These Shots Like RIP, Part 2
Given the fact that the holidays are now upon us, it seems only right that I should rehash the benefits of alcohol…
In Death Ground, Fight. Part 1.
Sun Tzu, a long dead Chinaman with a penchant for murdering hookers and writing books to which still yuppies jack off, had…
Random Awesome Shit- CnP LLC News, Books, and Music That’ll Get You Banned From Westboro Baptist’s Thanksgiving Festivities
When I was wrapping up the end of the last blog in this series, I knew I had left a bunch of…
Destroy Everything! Destroy Everything! Destroy Everything! Destroy Everything!
DISCLAIMER: You demanded it, so you’re getting it. Behold a heavily edited version of my original rant against strength coaches. I doubt…
How Do You Make A Hormone? Don’t Pay Her. #1
For the most part, estrogen sucks. Whether it’s because it’s the cause of an argument in the sofa section of Ikea over…
Apparently, Vilhjalmur Stefansson Wasn’t The Only One Who Could Keto Diet For A Full Year
Clearly, no one who’s familiar with this blog could possibly be unfamiliar with the ketogenic diet, about which I’ve written extensively. Though…
Crazier Than A Bag Of Fucking Angel Dust
“Crazier than that?” you say? Ok, maybe not crazier than that, but still pretty fucking crazy. Some months ago I realized that…