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CHAOS AND PAIN’s SUPPLEMENTS FINALLY LAUNCH!
After nearly a year of testing, groundwork, begging for money, getting fucked over by overzealous Christian printing companies, and fighting with every…
Random Awesome Shit- Movies, Books, and Music That’ll Get You Banned From The USAPL
I think this is the part of USAPL Nationals that happens right in between the rules meeting and the Pledge of Allegiance not…
Your Fat Is Definitively Your Fault #3- Holley “Superflous E In My Name Pisses Jamie Right The Fuck Off” Mangold Appears To Be Doing It Right
It should come as no surprise that my friends think very much like I do. Though one would not guess it looking…
Chaos And Bang Your Canadian Earballs #3- The Talia Experience
Recorded about a month ago and lost in a mass of shit I had to do, the Talia episode finally sees the…
And From Upon The Mount, I Giveth Thee An Exercise- Behold The Awesome Wonder Of The Master Blaster Strict Press
Every now and again, one is struck by a preternatural genius the likes of which the world rarely sees. In the ashes…
Chaos and Bang your Canadian Earballs #2
No titties in this vid, so I’ll help you out with that and hook them up here. We pretty much ran the…
Nutritional Psycho Now On Sale!
Just finished “Nutritional Psycho”, the Chaos and Pain Guide to nutrition. It contains heavily revised versions of all of my nutritional stuff,…
We’re Killing These Shots Like RIP, And That’s Why We Outlift The Straightedge Kids
Japanese Lolita look + drunk sluts = shut the fuck up, the goddamn song is catchy and I hope you get AIDS.…
Baddest Motherfuckers Ever- Dana Linn Bailey
Anyone who’s read Issuance of Insanity 2 has likely read this, but I’m slammed getting the company together and finishing my diet…
Stewroids For The Win
Before I kick this one off, I’m going to post what I thought was a remarkably succinct observation on the popularity of…
Chaos And Bang Your Canadian Earballs, Series 1, Episode 1
FINALLY. I got my man Proper Villian to mix this shit up nice, and finally uploaded it to Youtube. Plus, he popped…
There’s No Such Thing As Too Many Stewroids
Before I start the second installment in this series, a warning- If you’re unaccustomed to eating massive quantities of fiber, go REALLY…