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Stewroids Like A Muhfucka
It’s rare that I have an issue titling a post, as the title usually pops out of my fingers simultaneously with the…
Why Go Cannibal?
One reason for the slowdown in posts after a flurry last month was because I’m going through all of the old nutrition…
There’s More To Being A Ninja Warrior Than Owning A Colored Mask And Eating Pizza
Recently, I received an email from a gym owner in which he threw a lot of credit at me for championing high-volume,…
No Fap? More Like No Fucking Way. Part 1.
It’s no secret that I’ve long espoused the myriad benefits of jerking off as a method for unchaining your inner beast so…
Why “Your Head Is Fucking Tiny” Is The Greatest Compliment You’ll Ever Receive, Part 2
Every time I’ve had a picture taken of myself in the last couple of years, I’ve heard from my friends that I…
Chaos And Bang Is Back, Bitches!
Due to popular demand, and by that I mean people outright demanding we rekindle the series, we’ve changed our format slightly and…
Random Awesome Shit- Whooty, Movies, Books, and Music That Will Put Lead In Your Pencil
For every bitch who hits the “Dislike” button on these entries, there are ten emails and ten IMs and ten comments asking…
Time To Stir The Pot- A Refutation Of The Science Behind Carb Backloading
For fans of the podcast (which is being resurrected soon and will likely involve video), you know Paul and I spoke with…
Jesus Says, “I Killed Off All The Dinosaurs Because They Were Dirty Homos”
The seminar is off, but this pic is too good to take down. In my search for a hilarious and sexual pic…
Dude, So and So Got SO Fucking Jacked For That Movie: Henry “Fat Cavill” Cavill
Superman would have been awesome had the Soviets dominated in WWII… except that Shuster and Siegel likely would have been deported and…
Why “Your Head Is Fucking Tiny” Is The Greatest Compliment You’ll Ever Receive
“If I want to find out how much physical force a man possesses, or is likely to possess in a dormant state,…
Jump Muthafucka, Jump
As I’ve said before, the jump squat is to the competition back squat what liquid Viagra is to porn stars— it enables…