The seminar is off, but this pic is too good to take down.
In my search for a hilarious and sexual pic for the end of this blog, I discovered this priceless bit of what appears to be Christian insanity.
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Good shit. upgrades comming out the ass.
Dinosaurs had no need of gods when they developed their technology and left the earth.
PROOF:
http://images.wikia.com/revengeristsconsortium/images/0/0f/Dinosaurs_Lasers.jpg
Kinda funny that on all the seminar info on EliteFTS that you are conspicuously left off… Perhaps you really are the most hated man in power lifting.
FUCKING AWESOME. I will definitely be doing this and I would love to see more seminars go this route. I hope it turns out to be extremely profitable for you and the EFS crew. I would have gladly paid the $300, but it would also require a cross-country flight, car rental, and hotel time…
What happened? Or just one of those things?
Everyone else was coming in from out of state and not enough people had signed up to justify the cost, I guess.
Fuck, are you serious? I was so pumped to have the livestream option. It was only up for one day, what the fuck?
Will
Dude, I was the low man on the totem pole, but the one with all of the ideas. I doubt I'll end up getting invited to another one of those (most hated man in powerlifting represent), but I'll let you guys know if I am. For those of you who did sign up (Fat Dad, for instance), Marc should be hitting you up with your refund shortly. If you don't get one, email me and I'll make sure it happens.
I literally had the order page up and then came back here on a whim before I placed it. Shitty. Will your lecture material turn into an article then?
Will
I got mine, Jamie, thanks. I didn't find out until it was already over, but apparently Sorinex hosted a seminar of their own last weekend in Irmo. Do you ever do any work with them?
Im trying to figure out why your so hated, If its because of what you write in articles then everyone just needs to stop being little bitches about it all jesus.
Depends on who you think hates him. I mean, I doubt any of the top lifters hate him since strong people tend to recognize when someone else is strong and respect that strength. On the other hand if you define "powerlifting" so as to include the perpetual beginners that frequent certain other sites then yeah, they probably hate him.
Aside from zealot beginners, I doubt its so much of hate but more of silly fear/nervousness of associating with a guy like Jamie. I'm sure there are people who would love to have Jamie give lectures but think "Yeah he may have interesting shit to tell, but come on his website has pictures of tits and dinosaurs fucking to oblivion. Oh, the inhumanity!". Their losses if they don't invite you to anymore events like this.
I could see something like that with Lyle McDonald (who I'm fairly certain has aspergers), but Mark Bell seems like a fun, straight up guy. I remember Jamie saying something about how he was the only record holder not to have been featured in Power magazine, and I'd be stunned if Mark Bell has any problem with him.
In the same theme as the pic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_G9awnDCmg
If dinosaurs weren't extinct, would there be people whining about trying to preserve them? Like they do with pandas and the rainforest and whatever else?
Those people piss me off. I don't want to preserve nature, I want to see it all destroyed. Every species, be it animal or plant, that goes extinct I consider another victory for the human race as a whole. Nature doesn't need any help from us to survive. Bugs, mould and weeds grow, reproduce and thrive wherever they want. From my perspective it looks like nature is winning. Fuck nature. Isn't the whole point of civilization to conquer nature? I'd love to see the whole surface of the Earth paved over. I want to see a mushroom cloud before I die too.
Elitefts is a business. If you can't help them sell specialty barbells, bands, chains or gear, then you're no good to them. They thought they could cash in on the popularity of Chaos and Pain and they were wrong.
Ah, an image of the less well known "tyranno-sore-ass rex".