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Ask The Asshole: The Flaming Asshole Edition
First, I shall start with something that’s not a question, but that I’d like to address in any event. Tim Lambesis, frontman…
Keto Diets- Why They Work, How To Make Them Work For You, Why Vince Gironda Made a Song About Them… And I Finally Use Decllenium In A Sentence
Vince Gironda says: “Fuck you, Carbos. You can suck my dick. You can’t get me, Carbos, because you’re just God’s farts.” In…
Fuck The Bottom, We Belong At The Top: Hooligans Abound!
A couple of months ago, I started offering training consultations with the idea that there were some people out there who just…
Ask The Asshole: Comic Book Edition + Hotties And Nootropics
I get asked questions so random that a group of ninja specops guys would need years to find the secret nazi machine…
Baddest Rivalry Ever- Kaz Vs. Jon Pall Part 2
The face of sanity. Having set the stage for the battle between the incomparable titans of World’s Strongest Man, it is now…
Baddest Rivalry Ever: Bill Kazmeier vs. Jon Pall Sigmarsson
Godzilla and Mothra. Tyson and Holyfield. Tom and Jerry. Frazier and Ali. Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant. David Lee Roth and…
Random Awesome Shit Easter Edition
Today being Easter, I thought it would be appropriate to offer up an Easter Basket full of goodies of which you’ve likely…
Your Fat Is Unequivocally Your Fault 2: Biggest Loser, Activists, and Loudmouthed Internet Shitbirds- I’d say “Fuck ‘Em”, But Who’d Want To?
Of all of the horrible dreck foisted upon the American public by television production companies, the worst of them is without question…
Transhumanism- No Longer Just For Cyborgs
“Man is a beautiful machine, that works very badly. – H.L. Mencken” Of late, I’ve noticed that people seem immensely preoccupied, at least on…
Random Awesome Shit About Which You Should Know- Don’t Sleep On These Books And Bands
For those of you who hate it when I post these, get fucked. I get perhaps ten texts, IMs, and emails a…
The Art Of The Reverse Grip Bench Press
The reverse grip bench press is an enigma to some, a pariah to others, and a curiosity to all. It does not…
The Inaugural Empedoclean Day
Warhammer art gets me fucking pumped. In the last couple of months I’ve had to drag myself from the depths of mucus-filled-lung…