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Ask The Asshole: The Flaming Asshole Edition
First, I shall start with something that’s not a question, but that I’d like to address in any event. Tim Lambesis, frontman…
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Keto Diets- Why They Work, How To Make Them Work For You, Why Vince Gironda Made a Song About Them… And I Finally Use Decllenium In A Sentence
Vince Gironda says: “Fuck you, Carbos. You can suck my dick. You can’t get me, Carbos, because you’re just God’s farts.” In…
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Fuck The Bottom, We Belong At The Top: Hooligans Abound!
A couple of months ago, I started offering training consultations with the idea that there were some people out there who just…
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Ask The Asshole: Comic Book Edition + Hotties And Nootropics
I get asked questions so random that a group of ninja specops guys would need years to find the secret nazi machine…
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Baddest Rivalry Ever- Kaz Vs. Jon Pall Part 2
The face of sanity. Having set the stage for the battle between the incomparable titans of World’s Strongest Man, it is now…
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Baddest Rivalry Ever: Bill Kazmeier vs. Jon Pall Sigmarsson
Godzilla and Mothra. Tyson and Holyfield. Tom and Jerry. Frazier and Ali. Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant. David Lee Roth and…
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Random Awesome Shit Easter Edition
Today being Easter, I thought it would be appropriate to offer up an Easter Basket full of goodies of which you’ve likely…
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Your Fat Is Unequivocally Your Fault 2: Biggest Loser, Activists, and Loudmouthed Internet Shitbirds- I’d say “Fuck ‘Em”, But Who’d Want To?
Of all of the horrible dreck foisted upon the American public by television production companies, the worst of them is without question…
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Transhumanism- No Longer Just For Cyborgs
“Man is a beautiful machine, that works very badly. – H.L. Mencken” Of late, I’ve noticed that people seem immensely preoccupied, at least on…
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Random Awesome Shit About Which You Should Know- Don’t Sleep On These Books And Bands
For those of you who hate it when I post these, get fucked. I get perhaps ten texts, IMs, and emails a…
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The Art Of The Reverse Grip Bench Press
The reverse grip bench press is an enigma to some, a pariah to others, and a curiosity to all. It does not…
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The Inaugural Empedoclean Day
Warhammer art gets me fucking pumped. In the last couple of months I’ve had to drag myself from the depths of mucus-filled-lung…
