Plague of Strength

In stark defiance of my otherworldly will, I was laid low over the last couple of weeks with what turned out to…

Q: How much muscle do you think a person can gain, naturally, over a lifetime?  Here are some calculators I found, but…

I realize that for most of you, this issue was laid to rest a year ago, as it should have been.  Runners,…

Eight years ago, I experienced a phenomenon in a movie theater that was unrepeated until this past summer.  As I know you’re…

Before their jacked brown bodies were pulled into the cold, clammy bosom of the British Empire, Indians were hard as fucking nails.…

In this wild and woolly installment of Chaos and Bang Your Earballs, I fly off the handle about National Diabeetus month, we…

Gracyanne Barbosa.  Sweet jesus christ. The conclusion to this series has been a long time in coming, but as a greatly expanded…

I desperately need an off-the-shoulder pastel sweatshirt. Paul loves inclines, the Barbarian Brothers loved inclines, and they can all get fucked.  We…

As I mentioned before, weightlifting was the preeminent sport in India from about the 15th Century through the 17th Century, and was…

When not lifting stones, Basques have been known to kick a motherfucker or two dead in the mouth, just because. So I’ve…

Check it- we interviewed the carb backloading guy, and the result was solid gold.  In the meantime, don’t let dogs eat your…