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The Evolution Of My Diet #2- The Diet Cometh
A complete lack of testosterone. Not pictured: Drum circle and hemp clothing. One of the writers currently in vogue in the popular…
The Evolution Of My Diet
Some people think throwing a bunch of diets in a blender is a giant pile of horseshit. I, however, think that most…
I Think This Is Officially Middle Aged- Random Shit I’ve Learned
When I told someone recently that I was going to be 35 today, they nearly shit their pants, which was a pretty…
Shit You’ve Probably Never Tried- The Trap Bar Carry
In the past, I’ve looked at the trap bar mostly as an annoyance in the gym. Kids who use them are typically…
Baddest Motherfuckers Ever #25- Danny “The Ginger Badass” Bonaduce
How many people do you know who are former child mega-stars, bang Playboy models, have fought pro mma fighters and boxers, are…
Shit You’ve Probably Never Tried- The Overhead Walk
To begin, I hold no illusions that this is in any way a novel exercise. I’m sure a quick google search will…
To Cut Or Not To Cut #3- The End
Remember, lean doesn’t mean weak. For starters, let’s back it up a second- let’s take it back to two days out. I…
To Cut Or Not To Cut #2- Cutting Like You Listen To Texas Is The Reason
So, you’ve decided to do the meet and now you need to make weight, eh? If you’re one of the half dozen…
What, Exactly, Is Ideal?- The “To Cut Or Not To Cut?” For Meets Edition
One of the most interesting online debates (from a topical perspective, rather than a content perspective) is that in which someone asks…
The French Have Finally Given The World Something Of Value- The Dukan Diet
I am shocked and pleased to announce that the French have finally, after over a thousand years of nearly unmitigated suck, decided…
Can’t Gain Weight? Guess What- You’re Doing It Wrong #3
This man’s “health drink” consisted of a shot of gin and raw egg in a stout beer with some sugar added, and…
Can’t Gain Weight? Guess What- You’re Doing It Wrong #2
Today we continue our foray into the “mysteries” of weight gain. Mysteries more mysterious than the most mysterious Scooby Doo episode, and…