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Interview With Steve from “Let No One Say You Can’t”
Steve Reishus recently interviewed me for his blog, and I’ve decided to post the uncensored version (in which I censored the living…
What You Can Do To Stem The Tide of Suck
Want to know the state of the world in which we now live? “A recent report by the National Endowment for the…
The Growing Fascination With My Footwear…
Is puzzling. Nevertheless, I’ll address the Frees issue, in spite of the fact that I feel I’ve already done so. I wear…
… and It Appears Paul Anderson Was Right.
A new day is dawning, as I am going to admit that I was wrong. In a previous blog, I stated that…
If You Absolutely Fucking MUST… (edited 8/1/10)
Frankly, I think this topic has been done to fucking death (queue the assholes with the “hackneyed” button fetish), a couple of…
Dispense with the Bullshit
There will come a time in every one of you motherfuckers’ lives when you just don’t have it in you to hit…
The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Fear Itself
Teddy Roosevelt, greatest President and doubtless the coolest person ever to live in the United States of America, hated the fuck out…
Metabolic Typing, Parte Dvah: A Brief History of Metabolic Typing
Metabolic typing systems have existed about as long as an organized practice of medicine has. Given the fact that prehistoric peoples practiced…
Metabolic Typing Part 1.5: If You Need a Little More Convincing
I’ve been a lazy motherfucker about blogging recently, arousing the ire of a bunch of you, but fuck it- I work for…
Metabolic Typing Gets in the Mix, Finally
Before I even kick this motherfucker off, I enjoy you people to reread my shit on Biological Individuality, as all of this…
Rebuttals are Fun, and Not Just Because They Include Asses
Hate mail fucking rules. The following is not intended to dissuade anyone from sending me hate mail, as it is generally amusing…
Strong Enough For a Man, But PH Balanced for a Giant Load of Horseshit
Vegans are douches. Certain naturopathic and left-leaning, tree-hugging, meat-eschewing groups around the world find themselves continually preoccupied with an odd facet of…