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The Art of Strength
Here’s another stream of consciousness- style article that is a sort of companion to the Art of Lifting. I’ve still no idea…
I’m a Bad Motherfucker, Not a Fucking Role Model- The Early Training Methods of Natty Mass Monster Harold Poole (Harold Poole BME Part 2)
To reiterate my thesis again for the weak-willed, the mentally feeble, and the generally useless- I AM WRITING THIS ARTICLE SERIES BECAUSE…
I’m a Bad Motherfucker, Not a Fucking Role Model- The Evolution of Natty Mass Monster Harold Poole (Harold Poole BME Part 3)
Part One Part Two I realize that this series has gone long as hell getting to the training shit, and that there’s…
Books, Movies, and Music to Help You Survive More Quarantine Without Catching a Case: Self-Education and Numetalcore are the Shit
As my very clearly defined thesis of “yo, he’s not a bad motherfucker because he’s black- he’s a bad motherfucker because he’s…
Patreon Special: The No-Shit Glory, and I Mean Glory, of Taco Bell
The West, and Americans in particular, are conditioned to view our culture’s greatest exports, fast food and fossil-fuel-powered machinery, as embarrassing monuments…
I’m a Bad Motherfucker, Not a Fucking Role Model- The First Black Mr. America and Badass of Whom You’ve Likely Never Heard, Harold Poole (Harold Poole BME Part 1)
I’d actually started the article way back when I was writing about Steve Michalik and Pete Grymkowski, because Grymko loved him and…
Patreon Extra: The Art of Lifting (or Lifting as Art- I’m as yet undecided)
The following is simply free writing I am dong in an effort to explain why my methods differ so greatly from the…
Falling on My Sword: I’ll Admit It- I Have Written Some Shit With Which I Disagree, Part 2: Everything’s Not for Everybody, Perioditization, and Vegetarianism/Veganism
Opinions are like assholes- everyone’s got them, but mine just happen to be far better and more beautiful than they have any…
Falling on My Sword: I’ll Admit It- I Have Written Some Shit With Which I Disagree, Part 1: Weed, Badass <> “Masculine”, Running, Leg Extensions, the FDA, and Devolution
Personally, watching my writing evolve over the last twelve years has been pretty fucking interesting. When I began, I was an academic…
Primeval Protein Bars: Tacos al Pastor, Humankind’s Single Greatest Achievement, Part 2- If Tacos Equal Gainz, Then al Pastor Equals Dbol
I am not a man who loves pork- given a choice I will eat almost any other kind of meat save seafood.…
Powerlifting Old God Larry Pacifico’s Training System for the Three Powerlifts
Larry Pacifico is for all intents and purposes one of the gods of powerlifting. Not one of the ancient, chthonic nightmares bubbling…
Primeval Protein Bars: Tacos al Pastor, Humankind’s Single Greatest Achievement, Part 1- the History of Humankind’s Ultimate Fusion Food
You’ll find that as with a lot of my other writing, I am going to provide even more context around the foods…