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Scott “Captain Boulder Shoulders” Wilson- The Unsung Hero of the Arnold Years of Bodybuilding
Though it’s entirely possible you have never heard of this dude, in the early 1980’s everyone who knew anything about lifting knew…
Will it to Be: If You Absolutely HAVE to Make a New Year’s Resolution or a Goal for the Year, at Least Have the Decency to Use Chaos Magic
As I have written previously, it benefits man nothing to share his goals with others. There are a variety of reasons behind…
Stemming the Tide of Devolution, Part 2- Fuck Reasonable Expectations
The 1980s were an era of delicious excess. A time in which you might be served a salad bowl of cocaine at…
Baddest Motherfuckers Ever- Chet “The Oak Slayer” Yorton
As I’ve pointed out, Arnold Schwarzenegger was mostly a paper tiger as a Mr. Olympia, but even as such, defeating him has to…
Maurice Jones- Pre-Steroid Era Badass who was Still Curling the 50s at 85 Years of Age
We’ve all said that so-and-so looks good “for their age.” It’s honestly a pretty shitty thing to say, especially when most people…
How Can You Save Me If You Can’t Save Yourselves? Part 2
In the first part of this bit of wild-eyed polemic, I explained that the evidence-based coaches in the strength training community are,…
How Can You Save Me If You Can’t Save Yourselves? Part One: ‘Evidence-Based’ Training Is The Strength World’s Flat Earth Theory
“Vexation is the attitude of the individual as intelligence towards the check imposed upon repressing the violence of will- in other words,…
Feast, Famine, And Ferocity Diet, Part 3- And Now We FEAST
“Feasting, loosely defined as the public consumption of an elaborate meal often accompanied by entertainment, is a feature of most ancient and…
Feast, Famine, And Ferocity Diet, Part 2- Welcome To The Suck
Miss the intro to this series? Yeah, it’s been awhile. Go here for a refresher. The story of a phoenix rising from…
The “Perfect Gym” Is All In Your Head
Not too far off from my setup in Beijing. As I staggered the fifteen steps from my toilet shower to my desk,…
[Full Fucking Redux] Baddest Motherfuckers Ever- Benny “I Live In a Fucking Cave” Podda
When I first penned this article, there was little in the way of info on Benny Podda, and what I could find…
The Feast, Famine, And Ferocity Diet, Part 1
Hunger Burns the Fat Off Man’s Soul Food has never been more readily available, consistently healthy, or instantly accessible than the era…