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Random Shit I’ve Learned Part Three… Or Shit That Makes Me Want Beat People With A Sack Full Of Newborns. Whichever Works.
The intervening period between my last article of this nature and this one were… tumultuous, you might say. I have learned a…
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PERMABULK. Meat Sweats Courtesy Of Meat Pies, Homemade Hot Sauces, And A Very Baller Stewroid
“I don’t want to place too much importance on hot sauce, but I don’t think I’m overstepping my bounds when I say…
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Let the Hate Flow Through You
“Hate is as good as any to keep a man going. Better than most.” — Sandor Clegane, Game of Thrones The last…
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John “I Basically Committed Suicide By Unreal One-Handed Deadlift” Y. Smith
“You may never equal the grip strength of John Y. Smith who at 160 pounds bodyweight and in his 40’s deadlifted 450…
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I Ain’t Sweet Like That- Dieting and Training in Lockup, Part 3
By this point, I’m sure a lot of you are thinking “FUCK THIS BODYWEIGHT SHIT, BRING THE WEIGHTS”, which I’ll have to…
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Arnold Is About As Much “The Best Bodybuilder Of All Time” As Danica Patrick is “The Best NASCAR Driver Of All Time”
Though I am hardly one to start some shit on the internet or raise the slightest fuss about anything whatsoever, having been…
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I Ain’t Sweet Like That- Dieting and Training in Lockup, Part 2
This should say “I will judge you if you didn’t have to watch August Underground Mordum more than once because you were too busy fucking…
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I Ain’t Sweet Like That- Dieting and Training in Lockup, Part 1
One topic that seems to pop up on internet message boards with the regularity of a geriatric with a Metamucil addiction and…
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Stewroids- Wintertime Is Not The Time To Eat Lean
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick Jack gouged eyes with candle sticks And smashed in skulls with sticks and stones Used iron…
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Winter Is Upon Us, So MOAR STEWROIDS
I’d sort of abandoned this series, thinking there was no place to go with it, but that’s about as sensible as the…
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Paleotards Are Doing It Wrong, Part Quatre
Identifying Which Type of “Paleo” Dieting is Best for You By this point, it should be apparent that there is hardly any…
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Paleotards Are Doing It Wrong, Part Trois
As I stated in the previous entry, there is some confusion as to what “type” of paleo one should choose. That’s unsurprising,…
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