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Random Shit I’ve Learned Part Three… Or Shit That Makes Me Want Beat People With A Sack Full Of Newborns. Whichever Works.
The intervening period between my last article of this nature and this one were… tumultuous, you might say. I have learned a…
PERMABULK. Meat Sweats Courtesy Of Meat Pies, Homemade Hot Sauces, And A Very Baller Stewroid
“I don’t want to place too much importance on hot sauce, but I don’t think I’m overstepping my bounds when I say…
Let the Hate Flow Through You
“Hate is as good as any to keep a man going. Better than most.” — Sandor Clegane, Game of Thrones The last…
John “I Basically Committed Suicide By Unreal One-Handed Deadlift” Y. Smith
“You may never equal the grip strength of John Y. Smith who at 160 pounds bodyweight and in his 40’s deadlifted 450…
I Ain’t Sweet Like That- Dieting and Training in Lockup, Part 3
By this point, I’m sure a lot of you are thinking “FUCK THIS BODYWEIGHT SHIT, BRING THE WEIGHTS”, which I’ll have to…
Arnold Is About As Much “The Best Bodybuilder Of All Time” As Danica Patrick is “The Best NASCAR Driver Of All Time”
Though I am hardly one to start some shit on the internet or raise the slightest fuss about anything whatsoever, having been…
I Ain’t Sweet Like That- Dieting and Training in Lockup, Part 2
This should say “I will judge you if you didn’t have to watch August Underground Mordum more than once because you were too busy fucking…
I Ain’t Sweet Like That- Dieting and Training in Lockup, Part 1
One topic that seems to pop up on internet message boards with the regularity of a geriatric with a Metamucil addiction and…
Stewroids- Wintertime Is Not The Time To Eat Lean
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick Jack gouged eyes with candle sticks And smashed in skulls with sticks and stones Used iron…
Winter Is Upon Us, So MOAR STEWROIDS
I’d sort of abandoned this series, thinking there was no place to go with it, but that’s about as sensible as the…
Paleotards Are Doing It Wrong, Part Quatre
Identifying Which Type of “Paleo” Dieting is Best for You By this point, it should be apparent that there is hardly any…
Paleotards Are Doing It Wrong, Part Trois
As I stated in the previous entry, there is some confusion as to what “type” of paleo one should choose. That’s unsurprising,…