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Baddest Motherfuckers Ever- “Judo” Gene LeBell
Now that is a fucking metal face. Growing up, I had two martial arts heroes- Stephen Seagal and Jean Claude Van Damme. …
You Don’t Have to Train in a Gym to Be a Jacked Badass- Bodyweight Training of the Experts
In the dark, misty depths of history, when men were violent, bloodthirsty killing machines and women were slightly less prone to fomenting…
Paleotards Are Doing It Wrong, Part Deux
For those of you who read the foregoing entry, you’ll note I generally side with Ray Audette on the subject of paleo…
Hey Paleotards- You’re Doing It Wrong, Fuckfaces.
One of the most frustrating things about the internet is that while it provides a bounty of information, there’s nearly as much…
Movies, Music, and Books That Are Devils Rejects Approved
For whatever reason, I’ve had brutal writer’s block on training and diet. I’ve got a couple of articles in the works, namely…
Powerbuilding #2: It’s Not JUST About The Mustaches
“BUT WHAT ABOUT POWERBUILDINGS THOUGH? OH YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT THE POWERBUILDINGS DOE? YOU MEAN WHEN YOU LIKE *WHEE* AND *WHEE* AND…
The Last Couple Decades Weren’t Just Awesome Because of The Mustaches: Behold The Awesomeness Of Powerbuilding
Lee Priest was a strong motherfucker in his day… because he was not a minimalist and learned from his contemporaries in other…
Wimz Headed To The Club Aren’t The Only Ones Who Should Accessorize
Is that a heroin addict, or your average powerlifter? The arms look a little big for an average powerlifter. One of the…
Food of the Warriors- The Stew-roids Series Continues
We can only hope this idiot cued up that godawful country song “Proud To Be An American” and then stuffed that shotgun…
Milk: It Does A Body Good?
A cursory glance around the internet seems to have people falling into three camps about milk: Milk is the debbil and should…
Bacon: Superfood Or Hipster Bullshit?
I have never in my life enjoyed eating bacon- it seemed like a pointless food designed to satiate useless people in the…
Baddest Motherfuckers Ever- Armand “Fuck Cooking Food, I’ll Eat It Raw” Tanny
One year after the end of the Great War, something amazing happened in Rochester, New York- the Tanny brothers’ badass mom spurted…