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Hey Crossfit Haters- Prepare To Eat A Cock Sandwich
The infamous 365 lb hitched pull from a broad that apparently lives within a stone’s throw of me- this was her third…
Stewroids: Arm-Wrasslin’ Hillbilly Style
Though it’s rare I’ll take any cues in life from people 1) missing teeth, 2) wearing hunting camo, or 3) with NRA…
Your Fat Is Unequivocally Your Fault #5- George Romero Is A Modern Day Nostradamus
Every now and again, when I have that special little extra glow of hate in my heart, like I’m ET’s evil cousin…
The Most Important Thing in Life Is Protein
Nothing fails to shock me more than the consistent whining of lifters about their stalled lifts, shitty lifts, or lack of muscular…
Baddest Motherfuckers Ever: Phil “the Man With Four Legs” Grippaldi
Child stars are invariably more fucked up than a bondage scat porn film set to the looped theme songs of beloved childrens’…
The Lemmy Of Strength Sports- Inside The World Of The USAWA #2
I’d fuck her, but then I also like odd lifts. As we covered in the previous installment of this series, all-round lifting…
Insecticidal- Getting Jacked On A Zoophagous Madman (aka Renfield) Diet
“R. M. Renfield, aged 59. Sanguine temperament, great physical strength, morbidly excitable, periods of gloom, ending in some fixed idea which I…
The Lemmy Of Strength Sports- Inside The World Of The USAWA
Of all of the bands in metal, one stands out as forever existing in the conversation, though you’d be fucked if you…
Baddest Motherfuckers Ever: Henry “Milo” Steinborn
For the vast majority of you, Henry “Milo” Steinborn is (erroneously) the inventor of the squat. As I’ve mentioned in my weight…
Fuck The Treadmill 2.5- Answering Sundry Questions About Tanning And Sunscreen
Tanning does a body good. For the sake of my sanity, since I’ve been running myself ragged this week, I am just…
Fuck the Treadmill- I’ve Got A Real Warmup For You #2
Can you imagine how many idiots would fuck this up trying to take selfies if this were reenacted today? Since we’ve already…
Fun With MS Paint, Chaos and Pain Style
I had to show them how it was done. Unlike the vast majority of the articles here, this is going to have…