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Hey Crossfit Haters- Prepare To Eat A Cock Sandwich
The infamous 365 lb hitched pull from a broad that apparently lives within a stone’s throw of me- this was her third…
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Stewroids: Arm-Wrasslin’ Hillbilly Style
Though it’s rare I’ll take any cues in life from people 1) missing teeth, 2) wearing hunting camo, or 3) with NRA…
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Your Fat Is Unequivocally Your Fault #5- George Romero Is A Modern Day Nostradamus
Every now and again, when I have that special little extra glow of hate in my heart, like I’m ET’s evil cousin…
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The Most Important Thing in Life Is Protein
Nothing fails to shock me more than the consistent whining of lifters about their stalled lifts, shitty lifts, or lack of muscular…
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Baddest Motherfuckers Ever: Phil “the Man With Four Legs” Grippaldi
Child stars are invariably more fucked up than a bondage scat porn film set to the looped theme songs of beloved childrens’…
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The Lemmy Of Strength Sports- Inside The World Of The USAWA #2
I’d fuck her, but then I also like odd lifts. As we covered in the previous installment of this series, all-round lifting…
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Insecticidal- Getting Jacked On A Zoophagous Madman (aka Renfield) Diet
“R. M. Renfield, aged 59. Sanguine temperament, great physical strength, morbidly excitable, periods of gloom, ending in some fixed idea which I…
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The Lemmy Of Strength Sports- Inside The World Of The USAWA
Of all of the bands in metal, one stands out as forever existing in the conversation, though you’d be fucked if you…
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Baddest Motherfuckers Ever: Henry “Milo” Steinborn
For the vast majority of you, Henry “Milo” Steinborn is (erroneously) the inventor of the squat. As I’ve mentioned in my weight…
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Fuck The Treadmill 2.5- Answering Sundry Questions About Tanning And Sunscreen
Tanning does a body good. For the sake of my sanity, since I’ve been running myself ragged this week, I am just…
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Fuck the Treadmill- I’ve Got A Real Warmup For You #2
Can you imagine how many idiots would fuck this up trying to take selfies if this were reenacted today? Since we’ve already…
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Fun With MS Paint, Chaos and Pain Style
I had to show them how it was done. Unlike the vast majority of the articles here, this is going to have…
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