Why Go Cannibal?
One reason for the slowdown in posts after a flurry last month was because I’m going through all of the […]
There’s More To Being A Ninja Warrior Than Owning A Colored Mask And Eating Pizza
Recently, I received an email from a gym owner in which he threw a lot of credit at me for […]
No Fap? More Like No Fucking Way. Part 1.
It’s no secret that I’ve long espoused the myriad benefits of jerking off as a method for unchaining your inner […]
Why “Your Head Is Fucking Tiny” Is The Greatest Compliment You’ll Ever Receive, Part 2
Every time I’ve had a picture taken of myself in the last couple of years, I’ve heard from my friends […]
Chaos And Bang Is Back, Bitches!
Due to popular demand, and by that I mean people outright demanding we rekindle the series, we’ve changed our format […]