2014 – Plague of Strength

Bacon: Superfood Or Hipster Bullshit?

I have never in my life enjoyed eating bacon- it seemed like a pointless food designed to satiate useless people […]

One year after the end of the Great War, something amazing happened in Rochester, New York- the Tanny brothers’ badass […]

The infamous 365 lb hitched pull from a broad that apparently lives within a stone’s throw of me- this was […]

Though it’s rare I’ll take any cues in life from people 1) missing teeth, 2) wearing hunting camo, or 3) […]

Every now and again, when I have that special little extra glow of hate in my heart, like I’m ET’s […]

Nothing fails to shock me more than the consistent whining of lifters about their stalled lifts, shitty lifts, or lack […]

Child stars are invariably more fucked up than a bondage scat porn film set to the looped theme songs of […]

I’d fuck her, but then I also like odd lifts. As we covered in the previous installment of this series, […]

“R. M. Renfield, aged 59. Sanguine temperament, great physical strength, morbidly excitable, periods of gloom, ending in some fixed idea […]

Of all of the bands in metal, one stands out as forever existing in the conversation, though you’d be fucked […]