Stemming the Tide of Devolution, Part 2- Fuck Reasonable Expectations
The 1980s were an era of delicious excess. A time in which you might be served a salad bowl of […]
Baddest Motherfuckers Ever- Chet “The Oak Slayer” Yorton
As I’ve pointed out, Arnold Schwarzenegger was mostly a paper tiger as a Mr. Olympia, but even as such, defeating him […]
Maurice Jones- Pre-Steroid Era Badass who was Still Curling the 50s at 85 Years of Age
We’ve all said that so-and-so looks good “for their age.” It’s honestly a pretty shitty thing to say, especially when […]
How Can You Save Me If You Can’t Save Yourselves? Part 2
In the first part of this bit of wild-eyed polemic, I explained that the evidence-based coaches in the strength training […]
How Can You Save Me If You Can’t Save Yourselves? Part One: ‘Evidence-Based’ Training Is The Strength World’s Flat Earth Theory
“Vexation is the attitude of the individual as intelligence towards the check imposed upon repressing the violence of will- in […]
Feast, Famine, And Ferocity Diet, Part 3- And Now We FEAST
“Feasting, loosely defined as the public consumption of an elaborate meal often accompanied by entertainment, is a feature of most […]
Feast, Famine, And Ferocity Diet, Part 2- Welcome To The Suck
Miss the intro to this series? Yeah, it’s been awhile. Go here for a refresher. The story of a phoenix […]
The “Perfect Gym” Is All In Your Head
Not too far off from my setup in Beijing. As I staggered the fifteen steps from my toilet shower to […]
[Full Fucking Redux] Baddest Motherfuckers Ever- Benny “I Live In a Fucking Cave” Podda
When I first penned this article, there was little in the way of info on Benny Podda, and what I […]
The Feast, Famine, And Ferocity Diet, Part 1
Hunger Burns the Fat Off Man’s Soul Food has never been more readily available, consistently healthy, or instantly accessible than […]