Patreon Special: The No-Shit Glory, and I Mean Glory, of Taco Bell
The West, and Americans in particular, are conditioned to view our culture’s greatest exports, fast food and fossil-fuel-powered machinery, as […]
I’m a Bad Motherfucker, Not a Fucking Role Model- The First Black Mr. America and Badass of Whom You’ve Likely Never Heard, Harold Poole (Harold Poole BME Part 1)
I’d actually started the article way back when I was writing about Steve Michalik and Pete Grymkowski, because Grymko loved […]
Patreon Extra: The Art of Lifting (or Lifting as Art- I’m as yet undecided)
The following is simply free writing I am dong in an effort to explain why my methods differ so greatly […]
Falling on My Sword: I’ll Admit It- I Have Written Some Shit With Which I Disagree, Part 2: Everything’s Not for Everybody, Perioditization, and Vegetarianism/Veganism
Opinions are like assholes- everyone’s got them, but mine just happen to be far better and more beautiful than they […]
Falling on My Sword: I’ll Admit It- I Have Written Some Shit With Which I Disagree, Part 1: Weed, Badass <> “Masculine”, Running, Leg Extensions, the FDA, and Devolution
Personally, watching my writing evolve over the last twelve years has been pretty fucking interesting. When I began, I was […]
Primeval Protein Bars: Tacos al Pastor, Humankind’s Single Greatest Achievement, Part 2- If Tacos Equal Gainz, Then al Pastor Equals Dbol
I am not a man who loves pork- given a choice I will eat almost any other kind of meat […]