Introducing the Plague Patreon

Tara Chaos

November 7, 2019

Alright, so it has FINALLY happened, now that I am no longer dying, and can ACTUALLY remember to do things. Plague of Strength OFFICIALLY has a Patreon. And I promise I will have the updated version of 365 Days of Brutality available for you guys shortly- the edits have been done for months, but the conversions have been waiting for my heavy metal poisoning to subside.

Become a Patron!

First Things First… How this Shit Works:

Doing things how I would want to be treated, when you sign up for the Patreon, it does NOT charge you until the 1st of the next month. Why? Cause I’d be pissed as hell if I signed up for something Feb 24th, and then March 1st, I got charged again. If we decide to change this, we will let you guys know. Your benefits currently do not start until the 1st of the next month as well.

What Benefits?

Well, the universal benefit is additional content. This content will include videos, posts, etc giving a deeper look into Jamie and my lives, favorite foods to cook, some of my stories from being a wrestler, interviews, etc. But the benefits go as high as 20 hours of personal training, and gifts from our travels.

How much does this cost, and what do I get for my money?

Basic Bitches	$5.00	Membership
Nosy Fuckers	$10.00	Membership
		Deep Dive
		Stickers
Tshirt Box	$25.00	Membership
		Deep Dive
		Quarterly Tshirts
		Stickers
Guy Fieri Fan Club	$35.00	Membership
		Deep Dive
		Quarterly Tshirts
		Monthly Recipes
		Stickers
Boots and Boys	$50.00	Membership
		Deep Dive
		Quarterly Tshirts
		Monthly Recipes
		Quarterly Hats
		Stickers
Sweating to the Oldies	$75.00	Membership
		Deep Dive
		Quarterly Tshirt & Hats
		Monthly Recipes
		Monthly Generic Exercise Plan
		Stickers
Black Box Crew	$100.00	Membership
		Deep Dive
		Monthly Recipes
		Monthly Generic Exercise Plan
		Quarterly Box
		Stickers
Plague Bringers	$250.00	Membership
		Deep Dive
		Monthly Recipes
		Monthly Generic Exercise Plan
		Quarterly Box
		8 Hours Personalized Training
		Postcards From the Chaos’
		Stickers
Plague Legends	$500.00	Membership
		Deep Dive
		Monthly Recipes
		Monthly Personalized Exercise Plan
		Quarterly Box & Tee box
		20 Hours Personalized Training
		Stickers
		Souvenir from the Chaos’ Travel

Deep Dive?

Wanna get to see a live stream of where Jamie and I are traveling, or us drunkenly playing Mortal Kombat? Discord allows this and more, including a fast place to see the new recipes and foods we are eating, reviews of stuff that won’t be put on the website and more.

WTF is the Quarterly Shit?!?

I’m a fan of subscription boxes. So, the Teeshirt box is: 2 tees (or tanks, dealers choice), one being a brand new design, one being a wild card. The teeshirt design may or may not be released eventually, but I promise, as the main teeshirt designer these days, it will be a couple months before that design comes out. The Tee & Hat box is 2 tees, and a snapback every 3 months.

About the Black Box…

If you choose this bit of awesomeness, you may get a Plague of Strength beer stein, you may get a Plague gym bag, you may get a bottle of Jamie’s favorite hot sauce, or Tara’s favorite BCAA’s. There will ALWAYS be a teeshirt (the limited edition one) in there, and the retail value will be $100.

Bitch Better Have My Tracking…

Depending on what level you get, depends when you can expect your stuff to ship:

Nosy Fuckers	Ship Dates	1st of Every month
Teeshirt Box	Ship Dates	1-Jan	1-Mar	1-Jun	1-Sep
Guy Fieri Fan Club	Ship Dates	1-Jan	1-Mar	1-Jun	1-Sep
Boots and Boys	Ship Dates	15-Jan	15-Mar	15-Jun	15-Sep
Sweating to the oldies	Ship Dates	15-Jan	15-Mar	15-Jun	15-Sep
Black Box Crew	Ship Dates	1-Feb	1-Apr	1-Jul	1-Oct
Plague Bringers	Ship Dates	1-Feb	1-Apr	1-Jul	1-Oct
Plague Legends	Ship Dates	1-Feb	1-Apr	1-Jul	1-Oct

Whatever you decide to do, we really appreciate the support. Jamie has been doing this more or less for free for ten years, and while the supplement company allowed him to have an income and keep giving you guys badass content, that industry has taken a shit and so this is what we need to keep this shit poppin’, because he seems to seriously be hitting his stride on the writing lately.

Thanks for the support, guys! We really appreciate it!

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7 responses to “Introducing the Plague Patreon”

Hamish

November 7, 2019

What about international shipping on the boxes? To New Zealand specifically
1. Tara Chaos
  
  November 7, 2019
  
  Which box were you thinking?
  1. Hamish
    
    November 9, 2019
    
    It would be the t-shirt box. I just know shipping is usually pretty bad.
    1. Jamie Chaos
      
      November 9, 2019
      
      Yep, those are included- she ran the shipping numbers on those specifically.
Dante

November 11, 2019

I hope more people sign up. Thanks for all the info over the years (& Tara for keeping it all together).

On a random note Bacchus is one of my favorite supplements. I’ve ordered it many times. You know what I like it for? Aside from being an occasional preworkout “topper,” which it’s great for, when something more is needed.

Dating lol I’m a nervous wreck even dating the same person. Perfect blend of mellow and go. Sorry C&P isn’t proving financially rewarding for you.
1. Jamie Chaos
  
  November 12, 2019
  
  I appreciate that man. I’m glad you like it- I thought that was going to blow up, but it never really caught on with a wide audience. I never thought about it for performance anxiety, but I get it bad at times as well (we get up to some shenanigans in our house, haha). Good looking out, man!
  
  Tara gets all excited whenever she sees your name, bro. We really do appreciate the support. And as for C&P, shit happens- if I keep beating my face against the wall, I’ll put my head through it eventually 😛
Bobby T

November 17, 2019

once i recover from vacation followed by and unexpected $600 vet bill I will jump on the t shirt box. Been following this blog since the very early days and you have provided me with a shit ton of knowledge and entertainment. You deserved to capitalize on the entertainment you provide.