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Baddest Motherfuckers Ever #27- Donald Dinnie

Jamie Chaos
“Had he lived in primitive times [Dinnie] would have been much like the old chief who on his death bed, when asked to forgive his enemies, said he had no enemies, he had killed them all.”
While the man looks awesome for a 45 year old in swim trunks, he doesn’t exactly appear to be sweating raw power.

In a time where men ate steak and potatoes and lifted heavy things to prove their mettle against their friends and neighbors, one man stood head and shoulders above the rest- Donald Dinnie.  Dinnie was basically what a sexual union between Mariusz Pudzianowski and Jim Thorpe’s corpse might have produced if fed a bunch of beer and thrown into a plaid skirt, and as such competed in every possible professional sporting event he could, winning damn near all of them.  So profound was his effect on the opposition that during the World War I heavy artillery shells were nicknamed ‘Donald Dinnies’ because he fucking obliterated his opposition.
At 6’1″, 218 lbs, Dinnie was hardly the most jacked motherfucker to walk the Earth.  Instead, he was basically the same size as former light heavyweight UFC champ Randy Couture at Randy’s walking around weight.  Though Couture is renowned for being in fantastic shape and an incredible athlete, he’s not what anyone would refer to as a physical powerhouse.  As such, it’s even more surprising that the relatively slight Dinnie performed the feats he did and was so unbelievably dominant in strength sports as he was.  In short, the man was a freak of fucking nature.
If I’m honest, I’d have this guy losing a fight and a lifting competition to a cardboard cutout of Coutrure based on appearances.
If you’ve never heard of Donald Dinnie, it should hardly come as a surprise- he was incredibly famous in sports about which no one really cares anymore and in those about which we care, but prior to the Olympic Games, so again we’re back to not caring.  In spite of all that, Dinnie was “the greatest all-around strong-man athlete” ever produced in Scotland, and is up against the likes of Mark Henry, Mariusz Pudzianoski, and Jim Thrope for best all round athletes of all time.  He was born in 1837 and competed professionally from the age of 16 to the age of 63, a perhaps unique record of sustained athletic ability.  During his long career as a highland games athlete and as a touring professional wrestler he was the recipient of over 100 medals and won no fewer than 7,500 cash prizes totalling over $100,000 [ed: using 1875 as a benchmark, that’s roughly $2M in today’s dollars]!  He was also the winner in more than 200 weightlifting contests”(Willoughby 541).
Some of his most famous feats include:

According to the inscriptions on a Championship Belt given to Dinnie for being the single greatest athlete ever to walk the Earth by “the Colonies”, which I assume was a colonial authority ruling Scotland, Dinnie was:
  • Was the “Winner of over 2,000 wrestling contests.  In 1882 won the champion medal for mixed wrestling in New Jersey, USA.  Won the all-round wrestling championship of the world as Melbourne Wrestling Tournament in 1885, and was champion of Scotland over a quarter of a century.” (Greatest)
  • “Won over 2,000 contests for hammer-throwing.  Best records on level, fair stand- By 4 feet, 2 inch still handle, 16 lbs., 132 feet.  By 4 feet, 8 inch handle, 16 lbs., 138 feet, 8 inches.  By 4 feet, 2 inch stiff handle, 22 lbs., 104.5 feet.  By 4 feet, 2 inch stiff handle, 44 lbs., 46.5 feet.” (Greatest)
  • “Won 300 contests for throwing 56 lb. weight.  Fair stand- length of weight, including ring, 14 inches- distance 28 feet, 4 inches.  By chain, fair stand, 40 feet, 6 inches.  For height over bar, 13 feet, 11 inches.” (Greatest)
  • “Won over 1,400 contests for tossing the caber.  Unbeaten for over 40 years!  Won championship of Australia at caber and wrestling at Goulburn, N.S.W., in 1891.Beat all comers in South Africa in 1898.” (Greatest)

Much of Dinnie’s strength, it can be surmised, likely stemmed from his background as a stone mason, and the fact that his father before him was one as well, in addition to a strongman.(Zarnowski)  As such, Dinnie had strong hands, a broad back, and the ability to endure a shitload of heavy manual labor while being berated by a drunken Scotsman wielding a hammer- certainly, this was the ideal background for a man involved in strength sports and Scottish crossdressing.  Dinnie allegedly spent all of his free time training for the Highland Games, which is even more impressive considering that he went from a drunken odd-lift profession into a drunken odd-lift leisure activity in the same day.  From what I can see, the man’s life consisted of naught but drinking and throwing oddly shaped objects hither and yon while everyone around him screamed unintelligible epithets at gophers and maintained golf courses.
The Dinnie Stones look awkward enough to have been one of the scenes in Meet the Parents
Dinnie’s main claim to fame was his lift and carry of the Dinnie Stones, two stones named after Dinnie after he moved them with an iron will and the grip strength of a chimp with a pronounced masturbation problem.  As a baby-faced but likely mustachioed 23 year old, Dinnie carried two John Goodman and Rosanne Barr sized boulders across the width of the Potarch Bridge (located somewhere in Scotland).  From what I could find, the bridge is 6 meters at its widest, so Dinnie likely carried the stones about 15 feet.  Who gives a shit, right?  Well, you should, because those things have a combined weight of 775-lbs, and he carried them both at once, grabbing them by the giant iron rings fitted to them in the 1830s so the stones could be used as anchors for scaffolding to be attached to the bridge.  According to Steve Jeck in Of Stones and Strength, the method used was “to straddle both stones at the point where he had brought them in close together.  He then took hold of the rings, one stone in front of him and the other behind.  Not only did he lift both stones together, but he also carried them across the width of the bridge.”(Jeck 29)  That shit, however, was just a warmup for Dinnie, in spite of the fact that no lifter was able to duplicate that feat until 1972.
Few men rival Goldberg in trap development.
Perhaps in an effort to prove that Donald is not a moniker that will consign a person to the sewage treatment plant of history, Dinnie competed in over 11,000 athletic competitions in a 50 year span.  Of these, Dinnie won over 2000 hammer throwing contests, over 2000 wrestling matches, 200 weightlifting meets, and around 500 running and hurdling events, and was the Bill Goldberg of the caber toss, going undefeated in 40 years of competition over thousands of contest.  While Goldberg might have had Dinnie beat in trapezius development, Dinnie would have beat the fuck out of Goldberg in everything else, save for participation in shitty films, including product placement and promotion.  Dinnie’s drink of choice, and the one he was paid to promote, was then called Iron Brew and is still sold today under the name Iron Bru (Van Vleck).
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I’ve never seen any WSM on the label of a beer.  Sad.
Not only did Dinnie compete incessantly and invariably destroy his competition, but he did so around the world at a time when electricity was confined to lightning, a doctor’s most oft-used instrument of “medicine” was a saw the likes of which one wouldn’t normally see outside of Redwood National Park, and women in Ireland were mute punching bags.  Though the latter is likely still true, travel is far easier now than it was then.  

“After competing at all the important Highland gatherings in Scotland and England, Dinnie tramped the world displaying his strength and versatility. He started at Caledonian Games, which featured events native to Scotland, but just as frequently he  wrestled in tournaments or simply gave dumbbell-lifting (and later Highland dancing) demonstrations at dance halls. He toured Canada and the U.S.A. on three occasions, then steamed off to Australia and New Zealand in the 1880s, and later touted South Africa. At one stretch he was away for sixteen years, returning to Scotland in 1898 at age sixty-one”(Zarnowski).  

One can only surmise that the Highland Dancing bit was due to the fact that the video camera had not yet been invented, eliminating his ability to raise funds making terrible Youtube videos millenials refuse to stop watching.  In any event, Dinnie competed more in a year than most do in a lifetime, and won more money as well- 

“On his 1870 tour he attempted seventy-five Caledonian throwing, running, and jumping events at annual club meetings. Remarkably, Dinnie won sixty-eight of them and placed (top three) in the remaining seven, collecting several thousand dollars in prize money”(Zarnowski).

Mariusz has his godawful pop music video, and Dinnie had this.
Dinnie didn’t restrict himself simply to the events popular in the land famous for getting its ass kicked in by the British, however- he is considered one of the greatest athletes of the 19th Century because he excelled at three entirely different sports- track and field, wrestling, and weightlifting.  As such, he’s sort of like Michael Jordan, if Michael Jordan hadn’t sucked at baseball and was also a track star.  Actually, I suppose they’re nothing alike, as wrestling in the 19th Century resembled MMA far more than it does modern wrestling.  From what I’ve found, Scottish Backhold wrestling (very similar to Cornwall wrestling) wasn’t quite as violent as American catch wrestling (which evolved out of Lancashire Wrestling), but given Donald Dinnie’s constant search for large purses, it seems highly likely that he, unlike his countrymen, would have engaged in combat with the more violent wrestlers of the day.  In case you’re curious about the distinction, check this out (which I find to be a fascinating aside, and if you don’t, fuck you):

“Traditionally wrestling has two main centers in England: in the West Country, where the Devonshire and Cornwall styles were developed, and in the Northern counties, the home of the Cumberland and Westmorland styles.  Abraham Cann in the early 19th century was backed against any man in England for £500. Cann was a wrestler of the Devonshire style. He and others from his county, such as Jordan, were often objected to for ‘showing the toe’ – kicking. This was an acknowledged method, quite within the rules, in Devon but not in Cornwall, and there were many Cornishmen who would not ‘go in’ against a Devon opponent. The Devonshire style exponents justified their somewhat brutal methods by explaining that their style was more classic and that the Greeks themselves used to kick in their bouts.”

  • “Cornish style originates from the Celts and is always held in the open air, and in a ring. The umpires are known as sticklers and usually four or six of these officials are appointed.
  • The legs of the wrestlers are bare from the knees and they wear canvas jackets that may be used in the holds.
  • Traditionally the challenge takes a form of throwing a cap in the air, and whoever wants may pick it up.
  • The object is to throw one’s opponent so that he lands with both hips and one shoulder, or two shoulders and one hip, squarely on the ground.
  • Illustrating Cornwall’s close connection with wrestling was the banner of the Cornish troops in the Hundred Years War, which showed two wrestlers in action.

The other main division of traditional English wrestling is known as Cumberland and Westmorland style, a form of contest said to have been introduced by the Vikings.

“Kicking was a part of wrestling everywhere except in Cornwall. Shinning or Cutlegs was a recognized sport and even today schoolboys play a variation which is called stampers – as its name implies, it calls for stamping on each other’s toes.

Lancashire style wrestling is a form of Catch as Catch Can, which allows considerable freedom of movement and is similar to the free style seen at the modern Olympics. It has a reputation of being particularly barbarous, although the rules specifically bar throttling or the breaking of limbs. There are few restrictions and wrestling continues when the contestants hit the ground.

The Badminton Library has a quote on the Lancashire style of wrestling which states:
A Lancashire wrestling match is an ugly sight: the fierce animal passions of the men which mark the struggles of maddened bulls, or wild beasts, the savage yelling of their partisans, the wrangling, and finally the clog business which settles all disputes and knotty points, are simply appalling” (Brief History).

Wrestling was a bit more hardcore in those days.
According to one wrestling source, “Squabbling over rules (Greco-Roman versus collar-and-elbow versus Cumberland versus Lancashire, etc.) was often a pre-match hype.”  Dinnie did compete in mixed-rules matches, according to Zarnowski, but Cornish/Scottish wrestling definitely seems to have been his forte, as I’d imagine he was able to use his upper body strength to his advantage. It seems that rules in combat sports were only tightened in the late 19th-early 20th Century, so it’s possible that backhold wrestling forms like Glima, Scottish Backhold, and Cornish Wrestling were a bit more violent in Dinnie’s day, and the evidence seems to bear that out.  In one match in Australia, Dinnie was pissed that the match was going to be called a draw, so he threw his opponent so hard the dude broke his leg.  Additionally, given his travels throughout the world and the US in particular, it seems likely that Dinnie would have had to compete with catch wrestlers, as catch/Lancashire wrestling was insanely popular in the US and in England during Dinnie’s life.  
It’s fair to say that Dinnie was likely a hard motherfucker in addition to being strong and fast.  Adding to the evidence that Dinnie was tough as shit, he is reputed to have competed in (and won) 16 Highland Games events in a single day and won 58 of 77 events over 15 competitions in the US with his left arm in a sling due to a bad shoulder injury incurred during a vault (Zarnowski).
At this point, Dinnie’s clearly starting to sound a hell of a lot like Paul Bunyan, but it actually gets crazier- Dinnie didn’t just win when he competed- he fucking embarrassed his competition.  According to Zarnowski, “the margins of Dinnie’s victories were gaudy. He dominated his competition normally winning hammer competitions by twenty feet or more, and stone tosses by five feet. And margins could have been more.
Unconcerned about “records,” Dinnie would take one toss or put which was good enough to win The other competitors would throw as often as the rules permitted while he went away to compete at some other event.”  Very few competitors in any sport are content with leaving records on the field, but Dinnie was so fucking good, he just didn’t give a shit.  In spite of the fact that no fucks were given in regards to setting records, Dinnie’s “sixteen-pound shot put (stone toss) record was not surpassed for thirty-nine years” and it “took eight seasons to better his hammer mark and eight years to top his high jump best” (Zarnowski).
A blind kid using his own poop as Play-Do could sculpt a better likeness than this half-assed nonsense.  This looks like a modern art sculptor threw up on a deformed banzai tree and it
Like Paul Bunyan, Donald Dinnie’s likeness is now found all over the place.  Dinnie competed in the Caledonia Games in Lucknow in 1882, and been an icon for the community since. They’ve erected a statue in his honor, and his likeness can be seen on signage for the village.  While alive, Dinnie was used as the body model for a statue of William Wallace, and he’s still used to sell the Irn Bru he endorsed while alive.  For this reason, Dinnie is considered to be “the original superstar celebrity and Scotland’s first true professional sportsman”(Mair) and is often compared with the likes of David Beckham in terms of pop culture status and Jim Thorpe in terms of sports prowess.  In regards to the latter, most sports historians are of the opinion that Dinnie would have knocked the inimitable Thorpe to the ground and fucked him in his dirty mouth.  For those of you who are unaware of Jim Thorpe, he’s considered as much superhero as he is athlete, and was even described by the Associated Press as “the greatest American football player” and the “greatest overall male athlete” ever.(Thorpe)  Despite those titles, author Frank Zarnowski compared the two athletes in the five events they had in common and found that Dinnie would win the contest 3-2 based on their best performances.  Thus, if Jim Thorpe is Superman, Donald Dinnie is Doomsday.
The next time you tell yourself you can’t do something, or something’s not possible, or that you’re competing too much and need a break, slap yourself in your whorish mouth and do a shot in honor of Donald Dinnie- a man’s man in a time when a metrosexual looked like John Fucking Wayne compared to the lot of us.
Sources:
A Brief History of Wrestling in England.  The Exiles – Company of Medieval Martial Artists.  http://www.the-exiles.org/Article%20Brief%20His%20of%20Eng%20Wrestling.htm
Dinnie, Gordon.  Donald Dinnie.  BBC.  http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/sportscotland/asportingnation/article/0015/print.shtml
Jeck, Steve and Peter Martin.  Of Stones And Strength.  Nevada City: Ironmind Enterprises, 1996.
Jim Thorpe: The World’s Greatest Athlete.  http://www.cmgww.com/sports/thorpe/bio/bio.html
Mair, George.  Beck to the future.  The Sun.  15 Mar 2012.  http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/celebs/davidbeckham/4168957/Donald-Dinnie-was-the-David-Beckham-of-the-19th-century.html
Russell, Rob.  Pinch grip training.  Medieval Strength, Fitness, Athletics, and Heavy Training.  http://kettlebell-training-for-sport.blogspot.com/2011/08/pinch-grip-training.html
Willoughby, David.  The Super Athletes.  
Van Vleck, Thom.  Donald Dinnie: Scotland’s Jim Thorpe.  USAWA.  http://www.usawa.com/donald-dinnie-scotlands-jim-thorpe/
Zarnowski, Frank.  The Amazing Donald Dinnie:  The Nineteenth Century’s Greatest Athlete.  Iron Game History.  http://www.la84foundation.org/SportsLibrary/IGH/IGH0501/IGH0501c.pdf
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I am a former all-time, all federation world record holder in raw powerlifting at 181lbs, a record I broke just to say fuck you to the internet’s “lifting” community and the powerlifting community at large. Over the last ten years I’ve written over 500 articles on strength training, nutrition, and supplementation, and continue to do so simply to fight the tide of weakness and sadness that currently pervades the scene I’ve called home for the better part of three decades. I’ve got personal trainin certs, BodyPump and BodyCombat certs, a BA in History and East Asian Studies from the University of Arizona, and MBAs from the Vienna University and University of South Carolina on my side, in addition to some sick lifts and a hell of a lot of rage. What the fuck have you got?

28 responses to “Baddest Motherfuckers Ever #27- Donald Dinnie”

  1. Dazz Ling Avatar
    Dazz Ling

    I knew all this drinking I've been doing was putting me on the path to greatness…but seriously, why the fuck is there so much shit blocked out?

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      Notsans Reason

      iunno, just highlight it with your mouse, that's how I read it.

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      DeKay

      It is the Blogger editor screwing up and putting in random 'span="white" ' all over the place.

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    Unknown

    damn that right tit is double of the left tit on that chick…. kinda turns me on…

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    Jamie Lewis

    Fixed. Blogger's been fucking me with that highlighting of late.

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    murdoc14

    Anyone else see workaholics this weekend and get reminded of Jamie?

    1. Jamie Lewis Avatar
      Jamie Lewis

      That episode was fucking hilarious.

  5. W.L.C 2 Avatar
    W.L.C 2

    Hey Jamie I was wondering if you had ever explored the benefits or drawbacks of consuming alcohol immediately before working out. I generally have 2 drinks shortly before and it seems to help with stamina as well as relaxing when I box. I also usually have some c4 extreme as well. Any thoughts?

    1. Adam Avatar
      Adam

      thats just reward system at work from the downers.
      if your to hyper, nervous, than ya take a chill pill or anxiolytic.
      but ya should rather take epinephine or whatever form ya can find it in and be god for a moment to wreck that shit.
      also, there's a study done on shutting down parts of the brain through electroshock to push pass built in neural barriers – stupid brain always wanting me not to kill itself.

    2. Justin_PS Avatar
      Justin_PS

      I think we all have and it had nothing to do with performance enhancement.

  6. Alsavier Delaney Avatar
    Alsavier Delaney

    Awesome amount of information on this guy, well, and in every post. Also interesting stuff about Cornwall.. been living here since I was 5 or so..looks like we are good at two things now, Wrestling and not just Mining.

  7. Adam Avatar
    Adam

    The scots were definitely not the artistic craftsman from the looks of that monument.

    1. The Blob Avatar
      The Blob

      That monument's in Canada.

  8. The Blob Avatar
    The Blob

    Highland dancing was originally seen as a manly pursuit not suitable for women.
    Here's some sort of war hero doing a sword dance:
    http://www.oldukphotos.com/graphics/Scotland%20Photos/Scotland%20General,%20Highland%20Dance,%20Chillie%20Callum.jpg

    1. The Blob Avatar
      The Blob

      A British war hero. Because Britain and England mean different things.

  9. Shred works Avatar
    Shred works

    just waiting for Baddest Motherfuckers Ever – Dimitry Klokov

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    Dovahkilt

    You need to make of these about Savickas or Kazmeier.

  11. GZCL Avatar
    GZCL

    I'm going to agree with Dovahkilt and say you need to make one of these of Kazmaier.

  12. Elizabeth Proudmule Democritus Avatar
    Elizabeth Proudmule Democritus

    Sweetheart, did you just refer to Highland Dancing as "gay"? Why don't you try it, and when we peel you off the floor after a short Fling, you can apologize to both male Highland Dancers (who are extremely comfortable with their masculinity) and to gay men. By the way, women love men that can dance.

    1. Jamie Lewis Avatar
      Jamie Lewis

      having stripped, I'm well aware, haha. Still, riverdancing is ridiculous enough without the addition of kilts.

    2. Elizabeth Proudmule Democritus Avatar
      Elizabeth Proudmule Democritus

      Ok. You made me laugh. I love you again. Riverdancing is not as ridiculous as Lord of the Dance. Michael Flatley is everything wrong with machismo. But the challenge stands: if you think you're so tough, do a Fling. There's a reason Highland Dancers have the best legs in the world.
      http://www.ancientathletics.com/
      And here's the proof that real mean wear kilts.

  13. Dovahkilt Avatar
    Dovahkilt

    Actually, I go back my previous statement, don't make one about Bill K or Savickas, you have to make one of these series about Dorian Yates first.

    Here's why Jaime, there's much more but I'm sure you'll find out about it and let your jaw drop if you do a research on the guy.

    – Could do 700 pound deadlifts for reps. Opted not too because as a bodybuilder, he prized working his muscles vs strength, and he didn't wanted to use that many plates, so he simply started doing deadlifts in the end of his hour long training day and throwing around 400-600 pounds like it was nothing.

    – While his training style is prostituted as HIT, in reality is has nothing to do with actual HIT, he only used the name "High Intensity Training", because, he acdvocates going balls to the wall heavy all the time and working in as many intensity techniques as you can ( for example, Yates's famous for doing 405 incline benches, pausing on his chest, for reps, and when he couldn't do any more reps, he would have a guy scream at him and aid him bang out more reps )

    – Said "fuck you" to warm-up sets and only did three sets per exercise, the first two building up to his last super-heavy set, and after the first exercise he jumped straigth into the working set of the following one Ed Coan style.

    – Supposedly has a genius level IQ, used small amounts of gear for his time, his size and compared to everyone else, instead opted to go very scientific with his diet and training.

    – He is almost 60 and he looks better than amateur level bodybuilders today

    and there's more.

    Srs, look him up Jaime, a guy who had his training dvd titled "Blood and Guts" and who told his training partners to yell and call him names during training sessions deserves to be on this series.

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