Chaos And Bang Your Earballs #8

Jamie Chaos

June 11, 2012

We ran the gamut in this one- from Paul’s desire to genetically engineer a hybridized disease conisting of elements of various hemorrhagic fevers, cancer, and AIDS to give to Jason Statham to a hilariously depressing email we received to an email, the propensity for people in post-apocalyptic movies to make all of their clothing out of car tires, and a shitload of training talk.
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Jamie Chaos

I am a former all-time, all federation world record holder in raw powerlifting at 181lbs, a record I broke just to say fuck you to the internet’s “lifting” community and the powerlifting community at large. Over the last ten years I’ve written over 500 articles on strength training, nutrition, and supplementation, and continue to do so simply to fight the tide of weakness and sadness that currently pervades the scene I’ve called home for the better part of three decades. I’ve got personal trainin certs, BodyPump and BodyCombat certs, a BA in History and East Asian Studies from the University of Arizona, and MBAs from the Vienna University and University of South Carolina on my side, in addition to some sick lifts and a hell of a lot of rage. What the fuck have you got?

24 responses to “Chaos And Bang Your Earballs #8”

lgl18

June 11, 2012

Awesome as always.
Jamie, is the bench series going to have more installements?
I applyed some of your deadlift series tips and my pull improved big time.
Started training August last year weighing 121 pounds recovering from some fucked up illness.
Pulled an easy 435 last saturday at 163lbs BW.
Thanks, man.
1. Jamie Lewis
  
  June 12, 2012
  
  Yup. I'll finish it up this week.
2. Rant
  
  June 12, 2012
  
  An easy 435? It was easy, because for most people it would be a piss poor weight. Why did you even mention this?! Unless that "fucked up illness" you had was polio or something. Try putting some fucking effort in.
Raw Finn

June 11, 2012

Take the mic out of your ass next time. Couldn't hear half of what you were saying.
1. Jamie Lewis
  
  June 11, 2012
  
  I was on my cell phone with a bluetooth. There were people in the office, so i wasn't able to use the desk mic. Weirdly, the shit works really well for international phone calls.
The Blob

June 12, 2012

I don't have time to listen to all your jabbering, there must be some sort of fancy robot who can write down everything you two say? I always wanted to use artificial insemination to create a cross between a wolfhound and a wolf, to create a creature constantly in a state of self-loathing.
1. Jamie Lewis
  
  June 12, 2012
  
  Sadly, transcription software still sucks. For your hybrid, I'm imagining a much angrier version of Catdog.
2. The Blob
  
  June 12, 2012
  
  We'll laugh at him for the first three quarters of his pathetic life, but when he finds something to channel his frustration into, he'd be invincible.
slowfuse

June 12, 2012

goddam that porn is digsuting
Herp Derpington

June 12, 2012

I hollered 'Oh dear god!' after checking that link. I'm getting some weird looks from folks in the office. Gonna need a new job soon.
1. Jamie Lewis
  
  June 12, 2012
  
  I would think the title made it pretty clear what was going on there.
DHB

June 12, 2012

On the subject of Indian people, the only Indian guy I know is one hell of a weightlifter and smoked everyone in a local competition by like 30 kilos. He's a stocky son of a bitch instead of being all thin and sickly like most of them seem to be, so maybe he hates Indian food too.
CHH

June 12, 2012

Around 30:00 i didn't understand you: what was the slogan?(By whom?)
Herp Derpington

June 12, 2012

Oh hey, next time have paul talk about poundstone curling. It sounds cool.
Cyclefag

June 12, 2012

A lifting video seminar would be awesome
bobby knuckles

June 12, 2012

What was the t-shirt/book/sticker thing you talk about at 30:00?
1. Jamie Lewis
  
  June 12, 2012
  
  Die biting the throat. http://www.gnolls.org.
EasyDeuce

June 13, 2012

are you in need of capital to get cannibal fuel going?
1. Jamie Lewis
  
  June 13, 2012
  
  We're currently courting investors. If you're interested, hit me up at jamielewis83@gmail.com.
Andrew

June 13, 2012

"Anosmia" is what you're looking for when faced with Indian food.
1. Jamie Lewis
  
  June 13, 2012
  
  Ah. Good call. We learned something today. Anosmia is a lack of functioning olfaction, or in other words, an inability to perceive odors.
Thanos

June 13, 2012

That was some cheap ass porn.
Girl couldn't take shit, dude lacked the balls to force her our of the industry. Shame.
Pumping was the shit though.

Check out: Megan Russian teen anal over at X-hamster. You'll dig it if you dig Rocco-like stuff.

Also enjoying the series, good stuff.
Anonymous

June 19, 2012

There any way to listen to this w/o the 4shared bullshit asking me to sign up?
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