Just Sitting Around on Your Ass This Sunday?

Jamie Chaos

January 22, 2012

…and not about to do something involving these girls?

Then go to www.powerliftingwatch.com and watch Jamie live at his meet at Raw Unity. It starts at 10 am CST. (About 20 minutes after this post was put up.) That is, if you’re not going to do anything useful today, at least watch someone who is.

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Jamie Chaos

I am a former all-time, all federation world record holder in raw powerlifting at 181lbs, a record I broke just to say fuck you to the internet’s “lifting” community and the powerlifting community at large. Over the last ten years I’ve written over 500 articles on strength training, nutrition, and supplementation, and continue to do so simply to fight the tide of weakness and sadness that currently pervades the scene I’ve called home for the better part of three decades. I’ve got personal trainin certs, BodyPump and BodyCombat certs, a BA in History and East Asian Studies from the University of Arizona, and MBAs from the Vienna University and University of South Carolina on my side, in addition to some sick lifts and a hell of a lot of rage. What the fuck have you got?

32 responses to “Just Sitting Around on Your Ass This Sunday?”

Alexandro

January 22, 2012

I beat you to it, as I already opened three separate tabs on powerliftingwatch.com pressing F5 profusely whilst waiting implatiently with a massive hardon.
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Anonymous

January 22, 2012

Fucking UStream cut out right in the middle of Jamie's third attempt. What was the verdict?
Jamie Lewis

January 22, 2012

Little above parallel.
Imperator

January 22, 2012

Holy shit. Just had another Ed Coan-like squat accident. I bet he wants to murder that spotter because he might have had the third attempt.
1. Anonymous
  
  January 22, 2012
  
  whoever the girl that was by him while he was on the ground seemed to be in good spirits. either the broad is bat shit crazy or byrd said something funny. that fatass spotter really fucked him on the third attempt.
Owl Grin

January 22, 2012

Hope that guy isn't completely fucked, that was a pretty nasty bail-out.

Tough luck on Jaime's third attempt squat. He smoked it but it was just a bit high.
Imperator

January 22, 2012

Reverse-grip. Nice.
Owl Grin

January 22, 2012

What were the final bench numbers?
1. Jamie Lewis
  
  January 22, 2012
  
  369
GZCL

January 22, 2012

If I were Sam I'd be curb stomping that fat fucking spotter.

Killing it reverse grip Jamie.
Alexandro

January 22, 2012

What class was he competing?
Jamie Lewis

January 22, 2012

181
Obadiah

January 23, 2012

k
ONPump17

January 23, 2012

Final numbers?
Imperator

January 23, 2012

1614.8 (617.2, 369.2, 628.3) according to PLWatch.

He missed his third on squat due to depth and got about halfway up on his third deadlift.

Awesome lifting regardless. You'll get it next time, Jamie.
Denilson Costa

January 23, 2012

The footage is here: http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/19937008 . I think your third attempt, altought higher than the 1st and 2nd, was in pair with some lifter´s squats of the same depth which have gotten white lights. Its a video analysis though, and I cant critcize the referees for it, as overall judging seens more or less ok. Congrats for great lifting and great blog !
James Lod

January 24, 2012

http://youtu.be/L6yCDV43s_Q

You one strong balding badass!
Cynic

January 25, 2012

Check out this amazing benchpress form:
http://www.eblogx.com/Videos/20993/Bankdruecken-mal-anders/
1. Adam
  
  January 25, 2012
  
  http://www.usawa.com/pullover-and-push-old-school-bench-pressing/
2. spaceman spiff
  
  June 24, 2012
  
  thanks adam
Hitower77

January 26, 2012

Jamie, have you considered joining and competing in the USAWA? After checking out Adam's link above, it appears that a lot of your favourite, old-school lifts are a part of their scoring: Zerchers, one-arm deadlifts, hack lifts, one arm dumbell snatch…it would be hilarious to see you teatr that federation up!
Adam

January 26, 2012

he cited that link awhile back but i couldn't find the article he wrote it in.
Nathan

January 26, 2012

Aren't people who compete in USAWA usually kind of weak? There is probably much better competition in powerlifting. I mean, it's cool that they do old school lifts, and I realize that most of the competitors are older than dirt, so it's great that they're still lifting, but only a few of them are anywhere close to Jamie's strength, and those all tend to be over 250 lbs. It's just not a competitive organization.
1. Dray
  
  January 27, 2012
  
  A lot of odd lift competitors are pretty weak, but I doubt you would call Steve Angell weak if you saw him lift the Dinnie stones for 23 reps or do a full Zercher lift with 250kg, or a guy who lifted 3000 pounds off the ground.
ONPump17

January 27, 2012

Pictures of Jamie from the contest: https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10151214090840438.791710.801570437&type=3&l=608f3fb4a7

Everyone else: http://www.powerliftingwatch.com/node/21500
Adam

January 28, 2012

watch the bench vid, did reverse grip bench so much easier on the shoulders.
Herp Derpington

January 28, 2012

Not impressed, I just want to tone
CJ

January 29, 2012

Anyone see that he had erection during the bench press?
1. Jamie Lewis
  
  February 1, 2012
  
  That's not an erection. I just have a big dick.
slowfuse

January 30, 2012

so how about a fuckin update huh
Alexandro

January 30, 2012

Holy shit what a fucking tool

Some of you guys might have seen this, but I thought I'd share anyhow:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qycvOtuM4ww

Naturally he finished his set, he's also naturally a fucking retard.