I’ve gotten a wide array of questions from you guys, and a number of questions that bear strong resemblance to one another. There is one, however, that has continually cropped up with little or no variation in wording or substance- “what’s your day actually like?” To be honest, I never thought this would in any way be interesting to anyone, so I have yet to answer it. We shall see if it’s as boring as I think it is, or if it has any bearing whatsoever on your opinion of this training methodology. Quite frankly, I cannot envision a scenario wherein anyone would give a flying fuck, but here you go.
and enough cayenne pepper that the wings are blood red. I don’t cut up the wings, incidentally, as I eat the bones in the tip (yes, I literally eat the bones. If you ever saw me eat a fried chicken breast, you’d be astonished at how few bones were left at the end), and cutting up the wings is far more trouble than it’s worth. When I eat them, I rip them into their composite parts as I go, and it’s a hell of a lot less time consuming than cutting the fucking things up beforehand. If you’re curious, I cook them 30 mins a side at 450. Most people would say they’re overcooked. I say they’re crispy, which is nice because soggy wings suck my ass.
That done, I check my email with a movie or Sportscenter on in the background, and then eat 5 of the wings I’ve cooked when they’re ready. Once that’s done, I usually read, answer more emails, do a bit of consulting work, or iron. Yep. Iron.
Two hours later, I eat five more wings, then down my Methyl Mass and head to the gym. After killing it for anywhere between 45 mins and an hour, I head to work and eat an Oh Yeah Almond Fudge Brownie bar on the way (that’s on low carb days. on higher carb days, I’ll eat a package of Tri-O-Plex Chocolate Chip Cookies).
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WE kill the weak so the strong survive.
You can’t stop the New World. Your filthy society will never get rid of people like us. It’s breeding them!
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8 responses to “**A Ride-A-Long with ChAoS and PAIN”
I think you mean CHEAT meals, not chat meals. Also – what do you mean by "do iron, yes iron"?
Clothes. I iron clothes. I starch the shit out of my work clothes.
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Did you ever go back to grappling at all once u stopped in college?
I did a couple of wrestling tournaments after college, and trained with a JKD club in Tucson, and at Rincon High School in Tucson for a while. I got to roll with Don Frye once, Joe Riggs once, and a couple of other smaller-time UFC and Rage In The Cage fighters, but that was it.
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