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“By the way, since I’ve started taking trib/l-argenine, and focusing on heavy ass 1-3 rep sets, my fucking lifts have shot up like a god damn cannon. My push press is sitting at 230, up nearly 40 pounds in just over a month. I was stuck in the 190 area for awhile. Back squat working weight is back up to 385. (i also started box squatting, and I feel like I’m using all the right shit as far as muscles go now, and not going retarded when I’m in the pocket) I am still sitting steady at 200 lbs bodyweight, but I look pretty good and I’m getting stronger, really fast. Just wanted to say thanks again. You’ve probably been my biggest influence since Ive started lifting, aside from the other known guys like Derek Poundstone, or Mariusz, but those guys are like 6’+ tall, so its a little harder to relate to them.”
Which is pretty awesome. I rule.
On to the questions:
A- “If your heel is coming off the ground, there’s a distinct possibility that your form is bad, especially given the fact that your achilles is fine during deadlifts. If you have someone who is not a total asshat whom you can ask, I’d hit them up for critques on your form. Another thing you can try is moving out your stance so that it’s wide. If you deadlift conventional, that’ll do the trick without any effort on your part. Check out vids of Westside lifters squatting- that’ll show you a real wide stance.”
His answer to that- “FIXED!
In case you didn’t catch that, I’m a genius.
A- “Basically, man, you’re just going to have to focus really heavily on singles. In my experience, heavy singles serve two purposes- they acclimatize you to heavy weights, so you stop fearing them, and they build great tendon and ligament strength. Give doing 15×1 a shot for a while, with your 2RM or 3RM, and see what happens.”
Q- “Hey, I was wondering if there was a “cleaner” way to spike my energy levels, rather than eating that many calories. Im actually back up to 212 again, I was around 207. I have a hard time eating that many calories, then stopping. Not to mention its kind of expensive. What do you think? Maybe a box of banquet fried chicken or something mid week? Or something a bit more cleaner, but a caloric excess? I dont really know, what do you think?”
A- “You could try something cleaner if you wanted, but it pretty much defeats the purpose of the cheat window. It’s really entirely up to you. As for having a hard time stopping, it takes nothing more than noting the exact minute you put a cheat food into your mouth, counting ahead three hours, and designating your stopping time. Fairly simple- if it doesn’t get eaten in that three hours, it doesn’t get eaten. Period. Give it to the dog, or your kid, or throw it out. Just get rid of it.”
His Reply- “So like, every sunday and wednesday night, I eat around 20 dollars in McDonalds (because its cheap) and I have lost more fucking weight. I weight [sic] 203 now dude. You are a god damn genius. Thanks again jamie.”
I fucking rule.
Q- “Hey man, I have a kind of off the wall question, but Im sure with your in depth knowledge of various supplements and your own dabbling in herbalism, you might be able to point me in the right direction. I have kind of noticed a drop in sexual libido lately and I was wondering if there were any old school herbalism type things I could take, that would increase libido like a motherfucker and/or promote testosterone production. I have did a little reading, and I already do all the natural methods. Eat fuckloads of almonds, heavy compound work, etc. You know how I lift, no need to explain. Anyhow, thanks again man.”
A- I’ve blogged about this a bunch. Check out this and this for info on how to boost your test levels. Additionally, buy some Methyl Mass before they take it off the market. You will enjoy brutal, painful hardons and will get leaner and stronger. Best supplement I’ve ever tried, bar none.
“The greatest happiness is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth, to see those dear to them bathed in tears, and to use the bodies of their women as a nightshirt and support.”
– Genghis Khan
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5 responses to “Ask the Asshole #3”
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