Ask the Asshole Special Edition: Your Weakness Disgusts Me

Jamie Chaos

October 6, 2020

In interacting with people online from time to time, it occurred to me I could pile some of the conversations into an Ask the Asshole or three for you. Tragically, the disgrace many of you have publicly displayed in your insipid conspiracy theory-laden social media posts has necessitated a spate of unfriendings, which are then followed with message deletions as the aggrieved, ignorant, craven fuckers then blast me with a litany of messages beseeching me to bestow my attention on them, all of which go unread and deleted because collecting imaginary friends on the internet is dumber than collecting toilet paper. Both of those things seem to be far more popular than they should be, which points again to the fact that the popularity of a thing is often an indication of how much it truly sucks (technology being an obvious exception, though fidget spinners and Shakeweights enfeeble even that caveat).

The most frequent question with which I am faced is one that I feel I’ve addressed pretty significantly, if piecemeal:

“What is your opinion on BLM/riots/Covid etc?”

These questions often come with some rebuke regarding my personal pride and honor, as it seems a lot of you are mad as shit I haven’t gone to the effort of penning a 10000 word essay about why 90% of the American population would vanish and the remaining 10% would only notice their absence in the inconvenience it represented from a labor standpoint and that there were no surly fat people shooting up Walmarts and babbling about the Constitution and Bible (neither of which they’ve read, nor could they comprehend them if they had). Truth be told, I’ve got two or three articles on the subjects of conspiracy theories, fundamentalism vs mysticism, and the fact that although Republicans talk hard and claim they’re some kind of fit-as-shit super race of hardy men without whom the world cannot live, their actually intellectually inferior fat people terrified of change and virtually incapable of being decent human beings. The reason I haven’t finished them isn’t fear, as many of you hilariously posit, but disappointment and disgust, because once I learned that only about a third of you can even understand half of what I write, my essays would be ignored by the very people I wish I could reach… but not enough to make a fucking Youtube video about it, because frankly Youtube videos do more social harm than good.

The short version is: The answer should be obvious, because unlike EVERY OTHER MOTHERFUCKER IN THIS INDUSTRY, I AM EXACTLY WHO I CLAIM TO BE. I don’t make claims I can’t back and I don’t live differently than my site or social media indicates. And I’ve never claimed to be a fucking life coach, so I’m not out there trying to tell you people how to live your lives. I’d just rather people didn’t live them unintelligently, craven, and weak, but at the end of the day that is up to all of you, not me.

So what I am going to do is give you a quick and dirty rundown of my opinions on current events because I have been asked too many times for me to tolerate, and it’s not as though I’ve ever dissembled with any of my personal opinions.

If the question involves the veracity of any conspiracy theory, whether it be vaccinations causing autism, the moon landing, Covid as a Chinese bioweapon, pizzagate, or any other senseless, dickless, baseless, half-witted dogshit is getting airtime with you goofs:

Your weakness sickens me. I don’t wish you dead, but I don’t wish you the best, because you are exhibiting signs of being a very panicked herd animal with a very low intellect, spooked by the sounds of other halfwits you don’t know who’ve been spooked by the same. Conspiracy theorists are a herd of idiots in need of a daddy figure whom you can blame for any and all things that go wrong in their lives.

For some people it’s the church, or the corporations, or the aliens, or the military-industrial complex, or the secret societies, and all of that just arises out of a need for someone to blame, because people who believe conspiracy theories are considered even in medical literature to be a group who is to a person mentally weak to the point they cannot deal with a world in which bad shit randomly occurs to people for no reason whatsoever. They look for a reason on the internet, and because they have terrible reading comprehension and don’t understand shit about the world around them despite having access to more information than any humans in recorded history, they are easily led to the wrong conclusion by other idiots who are looking to make a buck off of the ignorance of their fellow weaklings and morons.

The above statements are not opinions- they are documented facts (Moyer) in the scads of research into trying to understand why you motherfuckers like blaming bad shit that happens on you on shadowy conspiracies about as much as you like making your female partner cum during sex (though I very seriously doubt that the 30% in the shadowy conspiracy crew are also the ones making broads cum, as good sex generally involves intelligent people, not halfwits).

For some people, the conspiracy lies solely within the confines of the eeeeeeevil gubmint, because they are repeating the opinions of poor settlers from the British Isles who repeated their dad’s opinions dating all the way back to the fucking 13th century. Guess what? It’s no longer the 13th century and everyone can calm the fuck down about “taxation without representation,” as governments are so accountable in the modern era that real fuckery is virtually impossible. Plus, unlike governments of the pre-modern era, OUR GOVERNMENT ACTUALLY DOES A HELL OF A LOT WITH OUR TAX DOLLARS. How the fuck do you think yuo hydrate yourself or get to work or do literally anything else? The government made it possible. The evil, scary government who is STEALING all of your money because it’s all evil socialists who have no money of their own and need the money ripped from the sweaty, fat fists of hard-working Republicans who in no way suck up way more fucking tax dollars than they contribute, because they’re certainly not hillbillies on the dole- they’re Captain Kid Fucking Rock America.

“An Associated Press Fact Check finds it’s actually the other way around. High-tax, traditionally Democratic states (blue), subsidize low-tax, traditionally Republican states (red) — in a big way” (Associated Press).

Funny how your thank you cards keep getting lost in the mail.

Red states pay into the federal system far less than they take. In some cases, by less than half. That means that those fat illiterates are demanding two bucks back for every dollar they give the government, then BITCH ENDLESSLY ABOUT HOW THEY’RE BEING ROBBED. It’s the blue states being robbed by the fatties in the flyover states and their horrendous, overfed, uneducated crotch goblins, which they brought into the world without any money or reason because red staters refuse to allow people to get abortions BECAUSE THEY DON’T WANT TO PAY FOR THEM. Those sorry ass red hatted limp dicks DON’T PAY FOR SHIT, so no one gives a fuck about their opinion about the final resting place of money stolen from hard-working liberals.

“Mississippi received $2.13 for every tax dollar the state sent to Washington in 2015, according to the Rockefeller study. West Virginia received $2.07, Kentucky got $1.90 and South Carolina got $1.71.
Meanwhile, New Jersey received 74 cents in federal spending for tax every dollar the state sent to Washington. New York received 81 cents, Connecticut received 82 cents and Massachusetts received 83 cents.
California fared a bit better than other blue states. It received 96 cents for every dollar the state sent to Washington.
On average, states received $1.14 in federal spending for every tax dollar they sent to Washington. That’s why the federal government has a budget deficit” (Ohlemacher).

And fuck me running- learn about why you hate things rather than just hating them because your dad said so or a Youtube “documentary” said some bullshit. And this just in- Youtube is not a valid source for information most of the fucking time.

Modern government is a fucking popularity contest- as a general rule, draconian rule of any kind isn’t popular. Those guns your 13th century opinions tell you that you need are no longer necessary for a wide array of reasons ranging from WE HAVE POLICE to IF YOU SHOOT THE POLICE, YOU WILL GO TO ALL THE JAIL to VERY FEW PEOPLE IN THE US CAN READ LIKE AN ADULT, SO THEY PROBABLY SHOULDN’T GET ALL THE PRIVILEGES OF A REAL ADULT. Really, the reasons for better gun control (no one said ban, fuckface- I just don’t like the idea of people who effectively think like two year olds pointing an AR15 at my back on line at the fucking store) are too numerous to discuss and involve more history and political science than the people who need it can absorb, so I’m not going to get that deep into it.

If you people are so desperate to have the ability to shoot black teenagers for walking down your street or for your kids to have the opportunity execute their classmates and themselves, I guess that’s how you’re going to roll. I wouldn’t expect you to put your energy into parenting the kids who will likely shoot themselves with your weapon, because it’s not like you’re going to fucking teach them to read anyway. In the end, however, fuck you twice for making the world shittier in two different and deeply impactful ways.

Antifa: For or Against?

I highly doubt Antifa is much more than a loose association of people who want to riot. Rioting is stupid, but most of the shit you people do is stupid as well. If I had to pick a side I’d just keep picking my own, but if I had to blaze with one side or another I’d pretty obviously pick Antifa. They’d not be pointing a rifle at me out of unending panic, I’d never have to hear a single word about liberal Satanist sex trafficking cults, and I’d never have a simpleton try to convince me that Ayn Rand was either a good writer or a laudable philosopher.

Covid: For or Against? (I guess)

I keep getting asked my opinion about Covid. It’s hard to have an opinion about an infectious disease beyond not desiring to contract it, but as people are halfwits I’ll entertain this. Do I believe it exists? Of course- it is a worldwide event. Faking a global phenomenon is beyond impossible, despite what people with lukewarm IQs contend on Youtube. Additionally, if it’s all an evil liberal hoax it seems my 25 year old ex girlfriend was a badass crisis actor all along, because she went so Daniel Day Lewis in her acting that she died of Covid. Thus, I am doubly against Covid.

No one likes wearing the fucking masks, you pussies. They’re not a liberal contrivance, no matter how many times illiterates claim otherwise. And if you’re one of the dumb fucks saying they’re useless, you should have paid more attention in high school. We covered disease spread in AP bio, which I distinctly recall because I got to read Hot Zone for school and was shocked at how rad and gory the book was (at the time I thought Steven King was the end-all be-all of sci fi horror). Thus, I cannot “link you to the research” because high school lacks hyperlinks, and there’s no link to not being a useless fucking idiot. If you can’t understand that it’s preferable to have a disgusting stranger shart in your face while wearing pants as opposed to them sharting in your face without one, then you’re too fucking stupid to understand the utility of masks anyway (which I’d assume anyway because the primary complaint is that they’re not 100% effective, which means they’re worthless. Christ almighty I fucking hate you people.)

It’s Nothing New, But I’m Sick of People Running Their Mealy Little Bitch Mouths

Pretend you’re from Missouri and fucking show me- no one gives a fuck what your opinions are if there’s no action (and it’s a figure of speech- no need to call the cops on a black person for ordering a coffee or cheering the death of an unarmed black person). And most of the time your opinions are stupid even then, but at least you did something about them.

If you think something needs fixing, SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. You want to make the world a better place? THEN FUCKING DO SOMETHING TO MAKE IT SO. Because from where I am standing, some of you people are mostly talk and almost all of you are all fucking talk. And keep your weaksauce conspiracy bullshit to yourself or just hang it the fuck up, because you might be beyond saving.

There. I fucking ranted. Happy? If not, I guess you should go shoot up a high school about it.

Sources:

Moyer, Melinda Wenner. People drawn to conspiracy theories share a cluster of psychological features. Scientific American. Mar 2019. Web. 11 Feb 2020. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/people-drawn-to-conspiracy-theories-share-a-cluster-of-psychological-features/

Ohlemacher, Stephen. AP FACT CHECK: Blue high-tax states fund red low-tax states. Associated Press. 9 Dec 2019. Web. 6 Oct 2020. https://apnews.com/article/2f83c72de1bd440d92cdbc0d3b6bc08c

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Jamie Chaos

I am a former all-time, all federation world record holder in raw powerlifting at 181lbs, a record I broke just to say fuck you to the internet’s “lifting” community and the powerlifting community at large. Over the last ten years I’ve written over 500 articles on strength training, nutrition, and supplementation, and continue to do so simply to fight the tide of weakness and sadness that currently pervades the scene I’ve called home for the better part of three decades. I’ve got personal trainin certs, BodyPump and BodyCombat certs, a BA in History and East Asian Studies from the University of Arizona, and MBAs from the Vienna University and University of South Carolina on my side, in addition to some sick lifts and a hell of a lot of rage. What the fuck have you got?

36 responses to “Ask the Asshole Special Edition: Your Weakness Disgusts Me”

Scott

October 6, 2020

Ah, now that’s the Jamie we all know and love. Will there be another “Your Fat Is Your Fault” entry in the near future? Nothing gets me quite so pumped up and motivated as reading your blistering takedowns of people who are noseblind to their own bullshit.
Mike Stone

October 6, 2020

Jamie, you have been ranting a lot about red staters and republicans ever since you were exposed on Getbig.com for doing gay porn. I wouldn’t be ripping others when there are photos of you getting your ass eaten by a dude.
1. Jamie Chaos
  
  October 8, 2020
  
  If I’d been embarrassed about it, I’d probably not have done it, champ. Ever give that some thought? Here i thought it was Reddit who was searching gay porn, but it’s the super straight guys over at GetBig, where they eyehustle men like they’re straight dudes in a strip club. I guess it’s lucky you guys all want to blow me on the DL then, haha.
2. Trinity
  
  October 9, 2020
  
  This is a wonderful sit for those interested in the iron game. I try to overlook the gay themes and the obsession with blood and gore, obviously this guy Jamie has a few screws loose, but he is very knowledgeable on the iron game. IF you come here just for bodybuilding, powerlifting, Olympic lifting or other aspects of the fitness game, even some articles on martial arts, fighting sports, boxing, etc., it is a great site.
Hurtin’ for a squirtin’

October 6, 2020

Do you feel the rioting is driven by a communist and/or marxist ideology? If so, do you feel it’s a good thing and what do you think their end-game is? Im not an overweight red-hat wearing trump worshipping pussy, so don’t make another blog post please lol. Just a normal dude who isn’t buying into the movement’s advertised goal of racial equality.
1. Jamie Chaos
  
  October 8, 2020
  
  There is no real “movement”- this is kind of like the Spanish civil war. The people trying to effect change are probably more anarcho syndicalists than communists or socialists (and there is a fairly massive difference), but rioting in general is a very ineffective method for achieving social change. The first weekend made the point, but the rest is basically just like the shit people do in response to a world championship in soccer or whatever. If anything, the ideology is simply anti-government, not anti-capitalism.
  
  To give you a short answer, the answer is no. Traditional Marxists and Communists are far too intolerable to get large support and are more or less ineffectual mouthpieces who regurgitate century-old philosophy they cannot understand. They’d struggle to overthrow a kindergarten class. The majority of leftists in the country are social democrats, which are NOT socialists. Socialist/communists want a revolution (a global one, which is beyond a pipe dream) that destroys all of the old institutions of feudalism and whatever (again, antiquated thought processes, like the 2A people who have no idea why they have the opinions they have) and social democrats want a soft “revolution” that simply does more of what the government has already done under every president from FDR on.
  1. Viva Steve!
    
    October 30, 2020
    
    As a communist, a marxist, I think you are very wrong. It will be interesting to see how the future reveals itself because I think there is only mounting turbulence until the crisis is resolved. By resolved I mean the end of capitalism or the end of humanity.
Anthony

October 6, 2020

Can’t wait for “the vaccine will turn us all Muslim and queer, but the anti-vaxxers are the idiots, not me.”
Nick

October 6, 2020

Well, there are my opinions, for the most part, summed up in an article.
Morten

October 7, 2020

We have gotten to the point where Jamie Lewis is one of, if not the most, level-headed person in the industry. And this goes for both training AND.. fuck, i don’t even know the words here. Something with integrity.
Keep shit up! You are an inspiration (to a completely average father of two who just likes to train).
1. Jamie Chaos
  
  October 8, 2020
  
  Hahahaha. The people who actually like to train are the people I’ve been aiming all of this at, anyway. How else am I going to surreptitiously teach you guys a shitload of history?
Viva Steve!

October 7, 2020

I just asked Bakunin and he told me that your fat, your stupidity, your shit life, your debt, your useless degree and your coming early demise are the fault of capitalism. Good old Bakunin. “Bakunin basically agreed with Marx on economics and it is hard to argue with Marx’s genius in his analysis of capitalism.”
Dan

October 7, 2020

Steve, all that shit is your own fucking fault. It’s like blaming Darwinism for actively existing and progressing our species – calling it “cruel” and “unfair” because you can’t adhere to a ecosystem that values being dominant and strong, because you YOURSELF are weak. All of you narcissistic Marxist fucks want everything handed to you on a plater, valuing equality over actual innovation and self excellence. I DON’T want to be equal. I want to be better, and allow others the opportunity to rise above themselves, and the mediocre collective that swamps our society downwards. EQUALITY IS A LIE, and you, yourself, know it. Women value money, status and physical appearance, while we value beauty. We idolize successful men, and criticize who we deem as “degenerates” and “scoundrels”. These are value systems that are inherent within us, and making some lala utopia isn’t gonna fix the deep rooted psychological distinctions we all harbor. All Marxism is, is a giving away of your individuality to the greater collective, which, you may know, has always ended poorly due to the questionable efficacy of the State. They are as sick as anyone else, and being a slave to them is one of the worst fates imaginable. Have you ever seen anyone that actually lives under a communist regime? None of them ever praise it, but everyone who’s “fucked” by the capitalist system always wants some idealized society that reprobates any behavior they deem as “unworthy”, as if they have any authority with their own blatant hypocrisy that disguises itself under the guise of virtue. Fuck all of you communist twats.
1. Jamie Chaos
  
  October 8, 2020
  
  Yo Dan, I understand all of your sentiments, as I’ve held them all myself. I still agree with them for the most part. You are failing to see the forest for the trees, however.
  
  Ignore the communists- they do, in fact, simply use the socialists and left anarchists to do all the work, then execute them as enemies of the states. The rise of communism in Russia, China, and North Korea occurred for two reasons- one, they had never really left the feudal stage, and two, they needed to do about 200 years of industrialization and infrastructure development IMMEDIATELY so they could be on a war footing for WW2. That shit is unlikely to ever happen again.
  
  And it worked pretty fucking well in Vietnam. There are examples of communism working throughout history (Sparta, for instance), but they’re conveniently ignored by most.
  
  As to the equality, you’re getting caught up in monetary worth as opposed to a simple statement of fact. If you have two cars, and one runs and the other doesn’t, they are both cars. They might not have equal monetary value, but their value as car where n=1 reamins regardless of how much gas is in it or whether it has an engine. And that car that doesn’t run could be a rusted-out Plymouth Roadrunner you think is fucking worthless but just so happens to contain super valuable replacement parts that ultimately make it’s monetary value greater than the car that runs. That said, you can’t get to work in it. As a ride, it is worthless, but as money in the bank it has tremendous value. Then remember that Sparta’s communism only worked because they had a serf class. Then remember than 90% of the people in the US cannot even comprehend what I have just written. There you have your serfs.
  
  Serfs will rebel, so you need to treat them well. And feed and clothe and house them. So they can work (though automation will remove that from the equation). See where I am going with this? If you want to have a decent place to live with low crime and good schools and little bullshit, you have to placate the fat, passive-aggressive, illiterate weaklings. And since you’d have to feed them and house them in prison anyway (which is why unemployment is so low in the first place), a bit of social democracy seems like an easy solution in spite of the fact that the people who need that help staunchly claim they will refuse it (although the red states draw far more in tax dollars for social welfare than they contribute).
Viva Steve!

October 8, 2020

I only psoted because I saw Jamie’s original piece as basically a political one.
I kept it light…emphasising Bakunin as I know Jamie has a fondness for him.
Anyway…Being young and healthy is good. Being old and dying, maybe not so good. Still gonna happen, eh? what the fuck am I trying to say without resorting to long drawn out analysis like Bakunin liked? He liked it so much he translated Marx’ Capital, a huge undertaking, decades after their quarrel, “Bakunin, who appreciated Marx’s intellectual contributions, actually translated Marx’s Capital (1867) into Russian and once wrote “I am your disciple and proud to be one.” Similarly in 1870 Marx corrected the Communist Manifesto which earlier had suggested that the working class could conquer the State. Rightly critiqued by Bakunin. The last preface to the new German edition of the Communist Manifesto, signed by both its authors, is dated June 24, 1872. In this preface the authors, Karl Marx and Frederick Engels, say that the programme of the Communist Manifesto “has in some details become out-of-date,” and they go on to say:

“…One thing especially was proved by the Commune, viz., that ‘the working class cannot simply lay hold of the ready-made state machinery and wield it for its own purposes.’…”

Anyway, the point being this – capitalism may have been a massive leap forward as compared to feudalism. But it simply does not function long term. It has an Achille’s heel. A little like your weight training… Yeah, you will be fine for forty, fifty years, maybe. Then you will inevitably decline and die. Now you can invoke all sorts of unscientific ideas about human nature and eternal life and your unconquerable will, but I guarantee you, sooner or later, you are going down. As is capitalism. What follows is largely a bridge to cross, for the democratic working class to decide. Meanwhile for the vast majority, ever worsening conditions. “This compounds what millions of people from low-income backgrounds already know to be true: that the road to financial prosperity requires far more than a university degree and a can-do attitude…The aspirational story that underpins social mobility has failed us, and it is time to write our own: a story that acknowledges the deep and stubborn class divisions that exist in our society, and calls for radical political and systemic solutions, as opposed to personal ones.”

All this shit is political, every idea in your head, all your actions, your options, the way you live…determined by capitalism to a massive degree.
1. Viva Steve!
  
  October 9, 2020
  
  The Russian fuck up was a failed attempt at world revolution, stalled in Russia, all they could do was build a version of capitalisam where the state took on the role of the capitalist class. State capitalism, Widely imitated – China, vietnam, cuba etc. today, what most people wrongly consider socialism/communism is this State capitalism. However the original marxist vison (which is very close to the anarchist perspective in many ways, arguably just a version of anarchism,) remains valid and the only alternative to the descent into barbarism, human destruction, which is the current trajectory. I recently wrote a piece on this. Hopefully the history nerds will appreciate it. https://www.leftcom.org/en/articles/2020-10-02/their-democracy-and-ours
Viva Steve!

October 8, 2020

Much respect to Jamie, only thing I would say is don’t be provoked into taking some sort of individual terrorist stance, there is no chance of fighting a successful civil war/revolution right now. Trump and co are creating a fictional anarchist/Marxist/revolutionary scapegoat and very likely violence against the tiny forces of the revolutionary left will ensue.
Vic Vega

October 8, 2020

If you don’t mind I’m gonna go ahead and literally memorize your bit on Covid (apart from the part about your ex’s death, RIP to that or whatever bro, I’ve been lucky to not have anyone close to me die of it but it would devastate me for sure) any time I get into a discussion on the matter. My brother literally thinks having to wear a mask is robbing him of us “essential freedoms”, even though masks aren’t mandated here. I don’t even know how to comprehend the level of stupidity the world has spiraled into at this point.

All in all, I love reading your rants and I was laughing pretty much all the way through, for whatever it’s worth.
1. Jamie Chaos
  
  October 8, 2020
  
  Thanks bro! And feel free to steal any of this shit to help educate people. There are too few people genuinely trying to teach people anything, never mind context and nuance. And it was a fucking shock she died- I honestly thought one of her friends had stolen her mom’s phone and texted me that as a goof (I remained friends with her and her family, as I try to do as a general rule. I collect enough beefs without adding exes to the mix, haha).
2. Scott
  
  October 8, 2020
  
  Having worked the retail circus for many years of my life, I must be one of the few people who was actually happy to be able to wear masks in public. Before Covid hit I always wore gloves in the grocery store because you would not believe the sheer number of customers who go to the restroom, drop a cacophonous thunderdump then leave without flushing OR washing their hands. (sometimes they notice i’m in there too and pretend to wash their hands but I don’t know who they think they’re fooling waving their hands under running water for four seconds) The general public can’t be arsed to be hygienic in a country what provides free soap and water to it’s population so it’s no surprise to me that there are so many bumbling morons who equate basic cleanliness with oppression. People are fucking disgusting.
  1. hurtin’ 4 a squirtin
    
    October 8, 2020
    
    Nothing quite like taking a cacophonous thunderdump in your local wal-mart and then high fiving employees with your unwashed shit paws.
Neal

October 8, 2020

I can only hope one or two folks from the Starting Strength message boards read this and think about their lives. Having run off any of the open minded and/or critical thinkers from that organization, it’s now just an avalanche of YouTube conspiracy theories and armchair epidemiology being spewed from the top down from a group supposedly dedicated to the deep mysteries of 3X5 Squats.
1. Jamie Chaos
  
  October 9, 2020
  
  One would hope that would be the case, but it’s likely just a bunch of people saying homophobic shit. like reddit and getbig. It’s easier to make excuses for sucking than it is to stop sucking, it seems.
Viva Steve!

October 9, 2020

Likely Trump is going down. But will make little difference. The CLASS WAR is only going to accelerate and sharpen.
Trinity

October 9, 2020

The IGNORANCE in some of these comments about communism is unbelievable. Do you freaks know that a Jew NYC bankster named Jacob Schiff bankrolled the Bolshevik Revolution which was really nothing more than a Jewish coup against Tsarist Russia. Have you eggheads ever heard or read of the Holodomor? Communism is Zionism, freaks, and IF you had a room IQ above room temperature you would know that. Sounds like most of you have been collage edjumucated. MORONS.
1. Jamie Chaos
  
  October 11, 2020
  
  It is weird as shit that you see the issue as an eternally persecuted group of religious zealots as opposed to the ridiculously unfair and brutal system of serfdom under which everyone in Russia had been living for centuries. In your mind, it’s not that Russian peasants NEEDED A MOTHERFUCKING INTERNAL PASSPORT TO TRAVEL TO ANOTHER PLACE WITHIN RUSSIA, BECAUSE THEY WERE SLAVES NAILED TO THE LAND WITH ACTUAL NAILS, but that eeeeeevil Jews were playing a long con in which they’d eventually use a dude who was hellbent on slaughtering them to create a safe place for them to live where Germans and Russians could no longer slaughter them wholesale. Your version, by the way, makes absolutely no sense.
  
  You have Hitler to thank for Israel, Captain Palestine, not Karl Marx. Also, the Spartans were communists, and they predated Marx by about 2500 years in addition to monotheism within Judaism. I’d assume the evils of communism were written into that text, though the Bible in no way advocated anything other than being nice to the indigent, which I’d guess you’re also calling communism.
  
  There are all things you might have learned in college rather than whatever the fuck you did instead. Prison, I guess.
2. Viva Steve!
  
  October 12, 2020
  
  You do know the Tsar fell in the February revolution? this brought Kerensky to power. The October revolution (Bolshevik) brought down the bourgeois liberal regime (which had brought down the feudal Tsarist regime) gaining mass support because Kerensky and friends continued to fight in WW1 whereas the Bolsheviks promised peace. As it happened, Kerensky armed the Bolsheviks to fight off Kornilov who wanted to restore the monarchy. Those guns weren’t going back! I guarantee, but I don’t blame you, that most of what you think you know about bolshevism, Lenin, 1917 revolution and beyond is false. It is complex. Anything after 1920s was the counter revolution. I have been studying and writing about it for 30 years at least. university edjumucated. I write for Internationalist Communist Tendency.
  
  Oh yeah, Jacob Schiff…”Schiff’s gripe against Russia had been its anti-Semitism. At home Schiff had never shown any sympathy for socialism, not even the milder Morris Hillquit variety. Schiff had declared victory for his purposes in Russia after the tsar was toppled in March 1917 and Alexander Kerensky, representing the new provisional government, had declared Jews to be equal citizens. In addition to repeated public statements of support, he used both his personal wealth and the resources of Kuhn Loeb to float large loans to Kerensky’s regime. When Lenin and Trotsky seized power for themselves in November 1917, Schiff immediately rejected them, cut off further loans, started funding anti-Bolshevist groups, and even demanded that the Bolsheviks pay back some of the money he’d loaned Kerensky. Schiff also joined a British-backed effort to appeal to fellow Jews in Russia to continue the fight against Germany.” Wikipedia.
  1. Jamie Chaos
    
    October 17, 2020
    
    The same thing happened in Spain. And China. And Cuba. You fucking dickheads shit back and let people who think for themselves do all the work while you file papers and keep tabs on all of the counter-revolutionary shit, then clean house when the fighting is all done and the weaklings who love rules can take over. Your fake ass narrative is starting to really aggravate me, and the fact that the Soviets were very marginally less antisemitic than the Germans does nothing to endear them to me. Sell your lies to the corpses of the Volga Germans or Ukrainians or the Russians, man.
    
    You can repeat whatever fanciful nonsense you want, but the fact of the matter is that you people cannot be trusted to fucking let a dog out to piss on time, nevermind not stab useful humans in the back when given the slightest opportunity. Your continued refusal to shut the fuck up about this shit stands as evidence of your unwillingness to act like a semi-useful human and your general untrustworthiness. The word of a communist is worth less than that of fucking Republican, which is really saying something.
    
    And attempting to be the most educated person in a community more devoted to anti-intellectualism than the alt-right is fucking stupid. Just be a fucking dickhead no one likes who keeps his goddamned mouth shut- you can’t tax degrees and babble on about knowing more shit than, well, fucking anyone, at the same time. It is a very stupid look.
    
    And finally, insofar as I know, you do literally fuckall in your community. Maybe stop delivering incorrect lectures about the alleged benefits of your distasteful and untrustworthy bunch of uptight dickhead friends and ACTUALLY DO SOME FUCKING GOOD. God fucking damn you people fucking disgust me. As in, you make my fucking gorge rise.
Jecoa

October 9, 2020

LOL! You are on fire! Thanks for the laughs.
1. Viva Steve!
  
  November 2, 2020
  
  You are simply equating Stalinism with Marxism. Stalinism was the counter revolution. It’s not as simple as your narrative suggests. The proof of the pudding is in the eating. There is only worse coming this side of revolution. One of us is wrong.
Viva Steve!

October 9, 2020

Recent from me. Hope the bright ones appreciate it. http://www.leftcom.org/en/articles/2020-06-29/capitalism-is-a-class-divided-racist-sexist-horror-without-end?fbclid=IwAR3183N2wzW6BYCGVgB2LYfUWpwmryTTy_Mzu1SoWjm77PX6O2lKeskWn7U#fn3
Chris

October 10, 2020

Damn, dude, you do not disappoint. I wish the people who need to internalize this didn’t get all of their info from YouTube videos of guys in Raybans yelling in their trucks.
Chuck starkweather

October 31, 2020

Jamie I’ve learned so much from you about iron. But really you’re a bozo when it comes to vaccines and jews. It is beyond belief you do such research but have not come to the these conclusions. What ever talk shit to me all you want but I do not fear people like you. Reprobate
1. Jamie Chaos
  
  October 31, 2020
  
  If you just start banging some test, all of your insecurities should just vanish, brah.
Frank

November 1, 2020

“they’d eventually use a dude who was hellbent on slaughtering them ”

I’m assuming you’re referring to Hitler. There was no plan to exterminate the jews in Germany. They were going to be relocated.
Viva Steve!

November 2, 2020

Civil war? https://www.vice.com/en/article/qjp48x/is-the-us-already-in-a-new-civil-war?fbclid=IwAR1H290Tv4omu59CMbsG4jCuYgauTgbLnDSBht5PFQHMGdENtqpdeYY-bWU