Plague of Strength

Cannibal Ash Samples, Bitches!

Jamie Chaos
We’ve got scads of samples, so if you want to try out Chaos And Pain’s new fatburner, hit us up on Facebook, like that shit, and follow the directions.

For those of you who like Killswitch Engage, Mike D’Antonio (their bassist) designed this label for us as well.

Cannibal Ash is an adipose incinerating thermogenic complex consisting of Evodiamine, Caffeine, Chocamine, Cayanne, Naringen, Green Tea (standardized for 50% polyphenol), White Tea (standardized for 50% polyphenol), and Black Tea (standardized for 50% polyphenol), Svetol, White Willow Bark, Synephrine HCL, Yohimbe HCL (standardized for 8% yohimbine), and Bioperine (1841 mg).

Apparently, Uncle Sam is keeping all of the good shit for himself.

We packed that motherfucker with every single stimulant the US government has seen fit to leave us.  Astonishingly, caffeine’s not yet been banned, but as Lance Armstrong apparently used it while riding bikes with his skinny, ridiculously-clad friends, it probably will be soon.

Get in on the insanity with the more social motherfuckers who’ve already submitted vids and pics on Facebook.  Got something that beats a candid photo with Fabio?  I didn’t think so, but we’ve got bunches of samples to send out.  Hit it up now, so that you don’t end up like this poor broad.

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Jamie Chaos
I am a former all-time, all federation world record holder in raw powerlifting at 181lbs, a record I broke just to say fuck you to the internet’s “lifting” community and the powerlifting community at large. Over the last ten years I’ve written over 500 articles on strength training, nutrition, and supplementation, and continue to do so simply to fight the tide of weakness and sadness that currently pervades the scene I’ve called home for the better part of three decades. I’ve got personal trainin certs, BodyPump and BodyCombat certs, a BA in History and East Asian Studies from the University of Arizona, and MBAs from the Vienna University and University of South Carolina on my side, in addition to some sick lifts and a hell of a lot of rage. What the fuck have you got?

8 responses to “Cannibal Ash Samples, Bitches!”

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    One month of consultations? People are going to fucking die.

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    Cannibal ash sounds so potent i'm burning fat while reading about it.

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    God dammit, what I would do to get that shit. Fucking customs. I thought NAFTA was supposed to help us with this shit.

    When it does come out fully, will you be offering it internationally?

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