THIS IS THE ULTIMATE GAINZ BUNDLE. The Monstrosty Bundle contains:
- The Grimoire of Victual Incantations, a thicc-ass tome featuring every recipe I posted on Plague of Strength and the old Chaos and Pain blogspot between 2008 and 2020. It clocks in heavy with dozens of stewroids recipes, a handful of meat pie recipes, keto recipes, bulking recipes, and savory sauce recipes drawn from every corner of the planet. Ever wanted to try ancient recipes like Apicius’ Lamb Stew, or a modern update from the same region in Macedonian stew? How about a hot sauce from every single continent? Or perhaps the single greatest dessert you’ve ever had in Black Magic Bars? I’ve got it in this book, and it will take you to gainz glory and Valhalla beyond that.
- the traptastic YuggerYoke Protocol V 3.0, a 3 page pdf of a super trap-heavy full-body training program that will appeal to strongmen, powerlifters, and anyone trying to look like a Marvel superhero. I’ve modified this one so that it now features 3-4 day and 5-6 day lifting programs
- the Feast, Famine, and Ferocity Diet, a 50-page historical-scientific diet and training program designed to get the fat off you fast while building muscle using alternating cycles of low and super-high calories.
- the ultra-brutal Shake It Up Protocol, my 10 page training protocol designed to give everyone a new way to look at the same old training. This e-book features two unique loading protocol I designed myself and use regularly, in addition to an old school pyramiding technique that has been lost to the internet. Then I pull all three methods together in a sample 5 day-per-week training routine that utilizes all of the methods and demonstrates how to use them together for best effect.
YOU LITERALLY CANNOT FAIL TO GET HUGE UTILIZING THESE THREE TOOLS IN CONCERT WITH ONE ANOTHER.
And you’ll never eat boring meals or do boring workouts again.
Plus, you’re saving a positively stupid 45% on the total price. Buy it.
