The populist bullshit about the government being for us and by us is nothing but leftist claptrap. In truth, the government is nothing but a conglomeration of rich people who refuse to work for a living and who get rich off kickbacks and graft. As such, their recommendations, like the USRDA, are about as valid as a Star Wars nerd’s claim that Jar Jar Binks added levity to the prequels. Carbs are cheap and plentiful, while protein is not. Our government has proven, ad infinitum, that they will skimp every fucking time on services and goods for the people, but line their fucking pockets while they do it.  Meanwhile, protein makes you mentally and physically strong, and strong people are hard to control. Plebes raised on gruel, however, are easy to control- they’re weak and softheaded. This is why, in spite of the fact that Americans suffer from more chronic illnesses than any other people in the history of our species, people still respect the recommendations of the government when considering what to eat, what drugs to take, and what is “safe”.

I’m here to tell you that if you’re one of those people, you should jump back and punch yourself right in the fucking face.  The government NEVER has your best interests at heart. they have only the special interests in mind, because they’re heartless, soulless, greedy motherfuckers who would love to see you dead, except that dead people don’t pay taxes.

To wit:  

Modern man suffers an unprecedented amount of degenerative disease.  Two of the biggest lobbyist groups are healthcare and agribusiness.  Between the two of them, they have a vested interest in you accumulating massive amounts of degenerative diseases, which the healthcare industry can later profit from fixing.  If the recommendations the government provided, upon which things like school lunches are based (and which many Americans blindly follow as nutritional lemmings), were in any way healthy, our kids wouldn’t be fat pieces of lazy shit, and our fucking teeth wouldn’t be falling out.  Weston Price showed definitively, years ago, that the modern diet is at least in large part to blame for the massive number of cavities and other assorted dental problems from which modern Americans suffer.  He provided ample evidence his book to support his supposition, and as a dentist, he likely knew what he was fucking talking about.  It was his seminal work that gave rise, in large part, to the paleo dieting movement.  Does the government support his recommendations?  Hell no.  In spite of the fact that he’s the only person who’s made a compelling argument for the dramatic increase in dental caries over the last 200 years, in spite of the American obsession with dental health that borders on psychosis.  The government, in collusion with the ADA, blames everything from lead to a failure to floss, but not the carb-laden diet supported by agribusiness and the government.  Heavens, no!  It couldn’t be that!  The teeth of paleolithic people stay in their fucking heads, and are strong enough to chew through plate steel.  Likewise, neither the government nor their lackeys can account for the exponential rise in degenerative diseases over the past 100 years, and tend to blame the problem on increased longevity, in spite of the fact that paleolithic cultures with similar life expectations don’t suffer from cancer, bone degeneration, or any of the other horseshit plaguing our old people.  Maybe that’s because no one in their society profits from their feebleness, as pharmaceutical and insurance companies do in our own.  Instead, their society profits from people so fucking hardcore that we have to look to their third world shitholes for evidence of elderly people who are hard as the nails through which they can bite,  like the 73-year-old Kenyan man who used his bare hands to tear out the tongue of a leopard that attacked him.

Same goes for obesity.  The government blames Big Macs and transfats.  Are they contributors?  Sure, but not on the scale that “healthy” foods like spaghetti are.  And why?  Because the government subsidizes the living shit out of agribusiness to provide cheap, inferior calories for the proles to consume before they can trudge to their miserable jobs, soft-headed, and accept whatever fate is forced upon their flabby bodies and minds.  It’s long been known that cults like the Hare Krishnas and Scientologists, use a diet high in carbohydrates and low in protein in conjunction with sleep deprivation to aid in brainwashing their members.  An interesting parallel can be drawn between that and the US work ethic and diet, it seems.

Look at this wacky pile of nutritional horseshit.  
  • GO LEAN WITH PROTEIN?  How can you BE lean without it?  Want a catchy rhyme with which to replace that?  How about “Eat like motherfucking Hannibal- Out of meat? Become a cannibal”.
  • This bullshit is easily 60-70% carbs. 
  • They fail to acknowledge that corn and potatoes are starches, rather than vegetables, for one.  The glycemic load for Corn Flakes is higher than it is for fucking CocoPops, for fuck’s sake, and corn on the cob has a higher load than Wonder bread.
  • They pair beans with meats, which is fucking absurd.  Beans don’t provide a protein about as complete as the combined personalities of those whores from the Hills, and shouldn’t ever be directly compared with meat.  And don’t even get me fucking started on soy.  Ah, well, fuck it- it ruins your metabolism, raises estrogen, lowers testosterone, and might just be generally toxic. (PUBMED)  I’ve posted about it ad naseum, but it still has me shot right out of a fucking cannon.  Guess what Scientologists make new “recruits” eat?  Beans and rice. 
  • 5 oz of 95% lean beef yields 39g protein.  That’s it.  That’s all the government recommends. 

Frankly, if you’re not compelled at this point, you have all of the rationality and critical analysis skills of Nick Nolte.  Nevertheless, here’s a couple of other things the government does for you on a daily basis to make you more docile, weaker, and generally more pathetic every day:

  • they poison your water, or refuse to filter out gonadotropic and psychotropic substances, and recommend you drink 8 glasses a day.  A 2008 study found “Antibiotics, anti-depressants, and estrogen” in our drinking water.  Additionally, “British research suggests that estrogen, the female sex hormone, is primarily responsible for deforming reproductive systems of fish, noting that blood plasma from male trout living below sewage treatment plants had the female egg protein vitellogenin. This finding would seem to be consistent with what U.S. researchers suspect has occurred downstream from treatment plants in Las Vegas and Minneapolis. Carp in these areas show the same effects as the British fish.”
  • they openly poisoned alcohol during the prohibition, and killed 10,000+ people doing so.
  • pesticides are carcinogenic, yet the government promotes their use wholeheartedly.  The book Silent Spring by Rachel Carson details this thoroughly, giving “most of her attention to insecticides, herbicides and fungicides, since these are the most dangerous poisons. She shows the futility of relying on them or any new substitutes offered to counteract the swift evolution of immunity to chemical control shown by more and more insects and fungus diseases. She quotes an authority on cancer, Dr. W. C. Hueper of the National Cancer Institute, who has given “DDT the definite rating of a ‘chemical carcinogen’”–a cancer inducer. She notes that “storage of DDT [in the body] begins with the smallest conceivable intake of the chemical (which is present as residues on most foodstuffs) and continues until quite high levels are reached. The fatty storage depots act as biological magnifiers, so that an intake of as little as one-tenth of 1 part per million in the diet results in storage of about 10 to 15 parts per million, an increase of one hundredfold or more. * * *In animal experiments, 3 parts per million has been found to inhibit an essential enzyme in heart muscle; only 5 parts per million has brought about necrosis or disintegration of liver cells; only 2.5 parts per million of the closely related chemicals dieldrin and chlordane did the same.” Other modern insecticides are still more deadly. Nor did the discovery of their poisonous character “come by chance: insects were widely used [during World War II] to test chemicals as agents of death for man.” (NY Times)

Throw all of this in a blender, and what do you get?  Yeah, I know, I’ve already picked out my cabin in the woods, and am thinking of changing my name to Ted Kaczynsky Lewis, but the shit is justified.  The government actively attempts to subvert any attempt by its people to assert themselves, and does so by keeping you drugged, half-starved, and confused.  Thus, the next time you hear or read a recommendation by the government on the consumption of controlled substances, vitamins, supplements, or food, take a long look at what they’ve suggested and the reasons why.  Nine times out of ten, their recommendations will be outright lies, and their reasoning will be predicated entirely upon their ability to control the populace and line their pockets through kickbacks or taxation.  They can do this because the American people have no redress- the government is completely insulated from civil suits by the doctrine of sovereign immunity, and electing another politician simply puts the money in another professional liar’s hands.  Two of the only respectable members of the government we’ve ever had didn’t trust the government- Teddy Roosevelt and Jesse Ventura.  Jesse’s moved to fucking Mexico because of the bullshit constantly coming out of Washington, and Teddy devoted his entire life to working against the establishment, when he wasn’t busy boxing pro fighters or stabbing big game to death with a salad fork.  If they didn’t trust the government, maybe you shouldn’t either.

Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that the government does not like you, never wanted you, and in all probability, it HATES you. It’s not the worst thing that can happen. 
We don’t NEED them! 
Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption! We’re the government’s unwanted children, SO BE IT!
 
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