Interview #1 from Our Weekend at the Arnold- Fairfax “Hack” Hackley

Tara Chaos

March 10, 2020

This is PROBABLY the most important interview I did at the Arnold. Why? Because Fairfax is the gentleman found us, and brought us out after reading 365 Days of Brutality, along with introducing us to some amazing people out there.

For those of you who are unaware, Fairfax has worked with the Arnold Classic Festival since its inception, and had served as the director of MMA and armwrestling before taking over the whole kit and caboodle. He serves year-round as the director of the Arnold and works as a personal trainer to celebrities, elite athletes, and MMA fighters in the Washington DC area. He’s a former competitive bodybuilder with twelve class titles under his belt, and he’s served as a judge at and the director of the Mr. America contest, which was the preeminent bodybuilding competition in the US until the early 80s.

In other words, he’s basically the Dos Equis guy, but with a lot more star power at the Arnold.

I have got about 5 more video interviews including Randy Couture, The Great Eddie Hall, Chef Rush, and the reigning Mr. Olympia, that will be released to Patreons, donors, and those who bought merch/books this week. The videos will be released April 15th for those who did nothing to help the interviews happen. *shrugs*

#sorrynotsorry

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9 responses to “Interview #1 from Our Weekend at the Arnold- Fairfax “Hack” Hackley”

Brandon

March 10, 2020

Damn, something about Tara is sexy. I’m going to need to see her scantily clad.
1. Jamie Chaos
  
  March 11, 2020
  
  Hahaha. There was a lot of blushing when she read this. You’re the man.
Adi

March 11, 2020

Dude, when you guys go visit Martins and the Training Hall crew make sure Romark is there to film at least part of the training/ hanging out. That would be instant exposure to 150 000 – 200 000 viewers that’ll get to know you.
1. Jamie Chaos
  
  March 11, 2020
  
  Oh, dude- thanks. I spend so much time focusing on the old school guys I really don’t have my finger on the pulse of who’s the big deal or any of that. Much appreciated!
Pure steve

March 13, 2020

Arnold, Arnold, Arnold….hope it raises a smile….

I want my HCG……..

Now look at them cheaters, that’s the way you do it
You take the steroids then the HCG
That ain’t training, that’s the way you do it
Muscles for nothing and your gains for free

Now that ain’t traing, that’s the way you do it
Lemme tell you, they take too much
Maybe get an abcess in your gluteus now
Maybe get an abcess in your quad

We got to train hard lifting til failure, forty five sets per muscle per week
We gotta train with machines and free weights, til our muscles are quivery

See that bodybuilder with the needle in his buttcheek
Yeah buddy he lost his hair
That bodybuilder got nads like raisins
That bodybuilder he just don’t care

We got to train hard lifting til failure, forty five sets per muscle per week
We gotta train with machines and free weights, til our muscles are quivery
We got to train hard lifting til failure, forty five sets per muscle per week
We gotta train with machines and free weights, til our muscles are quivery

I shoulda learned to source some gear
I shoulda learned how to inject
Look at that mama she taken clenbuterol now
Look at her perfect buns

And he’s training, what’s that?
Grunting noises?
Lifting weights saying “Light weight, baby!”
That ain’t training, that’s the way you do it
Get your muscles for nothing and your gains for free

We got to train hard lifting til failure, forty five sets per muscle per week
We gotta train with machines and free weights, til our muscles are quivery

Listen here
Now, that ain’t training, that’s the way you do it
You take the steroids then the HCG
That ain’t training, that’s the way you do it
Muscles for nothing and your gains for free
Muscles for nothing, gains for free
Muscles for nothing, gains for free
Muscles for nothing, gains for free
Muscles for nothing, gains for free
Muscles for nothing, gains for free
Easy easy, Muscles for nothing, gains for free (I want my, I want my HCG)
(Muscles for nothing, gains for free)
1. Jamie Chaos
  
  March 13, 2020
  
  Forty-five sets per bodypart is nothing? Damn. I guess we all better up our workload then.
Dan

March 16, 2020

Jamie,
My gym is currently closed and stated they will be closed for the next two weeks. I have some equipment at home but not much. I have a pullup bar, barbell totaling about 135 lbs, 35 lb kettlebell and 62 lb kettlebell. What do you recommend I do? I was thinking of just doing pushups, pullups, KB Presses, and KB curls non-stop for a shit ton of sets and reps about 4-5 times a week but I don’t have much alternative to heavy squatting unfortunately. Also I have an ab wheel that has become my new favorite tool in the past month.
swoleatanycovid

March 21, 2020

Yo, did this nigga get corona at Arnold?
1. Jamie Chaos
  
  March 22, 2020
  
  I don’t think anyone got the sniffles from being there.