Alright, so it has FINALLY happened, now that I am no longer dying, and can ACTUALLY remember to do things. Plague of Strength OFFICIALLY has a Patreon. And I promise I will have the updated version of 365 Days of Brutality available for you guys shortly- the edits have been done for months, but the conversions have been waiting for my heavy metal poisoning to subside.

Become a Patron!

First Things First… How this Shit Works:

Doing things how I would want to be treated, when you sign up for the Patreon, it does NOT charge you until the 1st of the next month. Why? Cause I’d be pissed as hell if I signed up for something Feb 24th, and then March 1st, I got charged again. If we decide to change this, we will let you guys know. Your benefits currently do not start until the 1st of the next month as well.

What Benefits?

Well, the universal benefit is additional content. This content will include videos, posts, etc giving a deeper look into Jamie and my lives, favorite foods to cook, some of my stories from being a wrestler, interviews, etc. But the benefits go as high as 20 hours of personal training, and gifts from our travels.

How much does this cost, and what do I get for my money?

Basic Bitches$5.00 Membership
Nosy Fuckers$10.00 Membership
  Deep Dive
  Stickers
Tshirt Box$25.00 Membership
  Deep Dive
  Quarterly Tshirts
  Stickers
Guy Fieri Fan Club$35.00 Membership
  Deep Dive
   Quarterly Tshirts
  Monthly Recipes
  Stickers
Boots and Boys$50.00 Membership
  Deep Dive
  Quarterly Tshirts
  Monthly Recipes
  Quarterly Hats
  Stickers
Sweating to the Oldies$75.00 Membership
  Deep Dive
  Quarterly Tshirt & Hats
  Monthly Recipes
  Monthly Generic Exercise Plan
  Stickers
Black Box Crew$100.00 Membership
  Deep Dive
  Monthly Recipes
  Monthly Generic Exercise Plan
  Quarterly Box
  Stickers
Plague Bringers$250.00 Membership
  Deep Dive
  Monthly Recipes
  Monthly Generic Exercise Plan
  Quarterly Box
  8 Hours Personalized Training
  Postcards From the Chaos’
  Stickers
Plague Legends$500.00 Membership
  Deep Dive
  Monthly Recipes
  Monthly Personalized Exercise Plan
  Quarterly Box & Tee box
  20 Hours Personalized Training
  Stickers
  Souvenir from the Chaos’ Travel

Deep Dive?

Wanna get to see a live stream of where Jamie and I are traveling, or us drunkenly playing Mortal Kombat? Discord allows this and more, including a fast place to see the new recipes and foods we are eating, reviews of stuff that won’t be put on the website and more.

WTF is the Quarterly Shit?!?

I’m a fan of subscription boxes. So, the Teeshirt box is: 2 tees (or tanks, dealers choice), one being a brand new design, one being a wild card. The teeshirt design may or may not be released eventually, but I promise, as the main teeshirt designer these days, it will be a couple months before that design comes out. The Tee & Hat box is 2 tees, and a snapback every 3 months.

About the Black Box…

If you choose this bit of awesomeness, you may get a Plague of Strength beer stein, you may get a Plague gym bag, you may get a bottle of Jamie’s favorite hot sauce, or Tara’s favorite BCAA’s. There will ALWAYS be a teeshirt (the limited edition one) in there, and the retail value will be $100.

Bitch Better Have My Tracking…

Depending on what level you get, depends when you can expect your stuff to ship:

Nosy FuckersShip Dates1st of Every month
Teeshirt BoxShip Dates1-Jan1-Mar1-Jun1-Sep
Guy Fieri Fan ClubShip Dates1-Jan1-Mar1-Jun1-Sep
Boots and BoysShip Dates15-Jan15-Mar15-Jun15-Sep
Sweating to the oldiesShip Dates15-Jan15-Mar15-Jun15-Sep
Black Box CrewShip Dates1-Feb1-Apr1-Jul1-Oct
Plague BringersShip Dates1-Feb1-Apr1-Jul1-Oct
Plague LegendsShip Dates1-Feb1-Apr1-Jul1-Oct

Whatever you decide to do, we really appreciate the support. Jamie has been doing this more or less for free for ten years, and while the supplement company allowed him to have an income and keep giving you guys badass content, that industry has taken a shit and so this is what we need to keep this shit poppin’, because he seems to seriously be hitting his stride on the writing lately.

Thanks for the support, guys! We really appreciate it!

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