New Year’s and all that happy horseshit. As I sit in the airport sunburned as fuck, I am working on a new Killer Workouts entry starring a man I hated more than an airborne version of AIDS every time I interacted with him- Craig “Worst Criminal in Fucking History” Titus.

That is nearing completion (it’ll likely drop tomorrow), but I took some much needed R&R the past two weeks and I didn’t want you guys to think I’d disappeared. Since my triumphant return last December, I’ve written more than any human being in the history of the written word, I think, and I was burned the fuck out. Luckily, my in laws paid for a belated elopement present in the form of a twelve day cruise that I’ll be recounting a bit for the Patreon crew, and of which Tara has some amusing pics, including pics with a British guy who randomly looked like my long-lost twin.

In short, new shit drops this weekend, and I’ll continue ramping up the insanity as we go. We’ll also have a site overhaul coming in the next month (I hope), and I’ll be firing up the camera for some training vids as I decide whether or not to pull a random ringer appearance in a meet to fuck up some young bucks on the platform (which is exactly how I plan to do it, though it looks like I’ll have a whole Plague crew with me if it happens).

So bear with me as I plow through the cannabis-and-rum-drenched haze and attempt to drop the hardest training shit ever written on you guys- it will be worth the wait.

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