Nutritional Psycho Now On Sale!

Jamie Chaos

September 7, 2013

Just finished “Nutritional Psycho”, the Chaos and Pain Guide to nutrition. It contains heavily revised versions of all of my nutritional stuff, a couple of completely new entries (including the conclusion to the Metabolic Typing Series, ananalysis of a variety of proteins and a price per gram of protein analysis thereof, a guide to supplement ingredients for fat burners and pre-workouts, and some other random shit. Weighs in at over 250 pages, has 13 single-spaced pages of citations, is filled with American Psycho quotes, is printed in the font Bateman goes berserk over, and is generally the fucking balls.

Buy it now at chaosandpain.merchanttribestores.com. And when you do, click the fucking download button. It’s right there.

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Jamie Chaos

I am a former all-time, all federation world record holder in raw powerlifting at 181lbs, a record I broke just to say fuck you to the internet’s “lifting” community and the powerlifting community at large. Over the last ten years I’ve written over 500 articles on strength training, nutrition, and supplementation, and continue to do so simply to fight the tide of weakness and sadness that currently pervades the scene I’ve called home for the better part of three decades. I’ve got personal trainin certs, BodyPump and BodyCombat certs, a BA in History and East Asian Studies from the University of Arizona, and MBAs from the Vienna University and University of South Carolina on my side, in addition to some sick lifts and a hell of a lot of rage. What the fuck have you got?

29 responses to “Nutritional Psycho Now On Sale!”

microbe mcman

September 7, 2013

Those chapter titles killed me. i am slain.
Anonymous

September 8, 2013

The Aquila on a chaos product? For da EMprah!
Unknown

September 8, 2013

Can't wait to read this! Is it available in eBook formats ? (such as ePub or mobi)
1. Jamie Lewis
  
  September 18, 2013
  
  Yup. We have mobi available.
Ntccro04

September 9, 2013

paypal only still?
1. Jamie Lewis
  
  September 18, 2013
  
  Yup.
The_Light

September 9, 2013

Hey Jamie, I got my account locked on your merch site, after having bought this book. So it's bought, paid for, and locked. The site prompted me to contact the admin, but I didn't find any way to contact the admin, whether that's you or someone else. Know how to help fix this?
1. Jamie Lewis
  
  September 18, 2013
  
  did you email me? If not, do so: jamielewis83@gmail.com
2. The_Light
  
  September 19, 2013
  
  Looks like my account unlocked after some time, and though I didn't do anything different when trying to log in, I got in this time. Thanks for the response.
Mike

September 9, 2013

Refuting the chapters on veganism:

http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2013/09/08/vegan_strongman_shoulders_550_kg_a_record_perhaps_at_vegetarian_food_fest.html

http://youtu.be/8vUQISAuFiI
1. Jamie Lewis
  
  September 18, 2013
  
  That doesn't really refute the bits on veganism. Insanity can lend one great strength. Also, that's not a world record yoke walk.
Steezypartyboy

September 9, 2013

^ Lol mike your dumb ass didn't even read the veganism part… You just are spam vegan posting… One person does not dictate a whole sample…. Look at the blood work of any vegan vs paleo and it is astonishing. (I DIDN"T SAY STANDARD AMERICAN DIET VS VEGAN)

I'm done… haha
Trev Thorpe

September 10, 2013

Fucking IN!

Looking forward to it.
Phil

September 10, 2013

Epic content, love the first few chapters especially.

Don't mean to be a douche, but damn it's difficu-
lt to read when words are separ-
ated across lines and even across pages all the time. Something to keep in mind next time?
1. The Blob
  
  September 11, 2013
  
  So are the words too long or is the font too big?
2. Jamie Lewis
  
  September 18, 2013
  
  What are you reading it on?
3. gilbert
  
  September 19, 2013
  
  Just viewing PDF on the computer, starts on pg3, I've never read a book that separates words of >2 syllabuls across lines when they hit the page border. Makes it hard to follow smoothly. A minor point, but helps readibility for next time. Just do a search for "-" and see all the hyphens on the RHS page border, you'll see it.
Daniel b

September 11, 2013

Tried to buy but paypal suck ass! Are you going to get any other payment options?
Ransome

September 12, 2013

Hey, I bought the book, but when I hit the Download button it then asked for me to create an account. When I did that it took me away from the page and I couldn't find a way back to download. You should see a payment from me (Levi Johnson) around 8:00 last night. What can I do to get this book?
1. Benjamin Nepomuceno
  
  September 13, 2013
  
  Ransome, go back to the e-store. Log in and click on My Account at the top. You should be brought to your order history; click on view for the order that you bought the book. You should see the download link at the top.
2. Ransome
  
  September 13, 2013
  
  Yeah, nothing there. I think it's because I bought the book when I wasn't signed in as a member, and signing up as a member didn't link my purchase to my account for some reason. I've got a paypal statement showing that I paid for the book, so I'm hoping that this can be resolved fairly easily.
3. Jamie Lewis
  
  September 18, 2013
  
  Email me.
Jung Flatfoot

September 18, 2013

Any updates on when the new site is launching?
1. Jamie Lewis
  
  September 18, 2013
  
  Finishing up the content, and we'll have all of the shirts printed shortly. Thus, it'll be up after the Olympia and Inferno and the shirts will go onsale then.
2. Jung Flatfoot
  
  September 19, 2013
  
  Cool. Thanks for the response and keep up the good work. Your vitriol of fat and weak people is timely and necessary. Viva los canibales!
jesse heisenberg

September 21, 2013

A bit disappointed that the Apex Predator Fat Fuck phase (great alliteration) entry was omitted from the eBook. this contained some good information as far as 'entry level' guidance to the diet including the chart of bf% to diet phase chart. Additionally, is there somewhere we can find additional macro guidance/diet construction info based on responses to the questionnaire for the Metabolic Typing piece? Thanks for all the great stuff you put out there for us!
walrus.megazord

September 23, 2013

Hi Jamie, on the Anabolic Diet the guy says to do your heavy lifting at the start of the week when your glycogen stores are full. Do you train heavy right before your Carb Up? Do muscle glycogen stores ever get completely empty assuming you are having a rampage once a week?
Michael Gramuglia

October 15, 2013

Awesome read. congrats on the book. My favorite part was the anti food pyramid/government stuff. Finally someone tells it like it is and holds the scumbags accountable for poisoning my water and trying to give my gynecomastia.
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