Make It Fucking Stop! The Skinny Bitches Are Back
First, given the inevitable bitching that has probably already commenced, allow me to proffer the reasoning behind this post. I […]
*The Supplements You Own End Up Owning You
The other day, I was walking around in a shopping center that contained a Gold’s gym. I happened to fall […]
**10 Reasons Stuart McRobert Can Go Fuck Himself
This is an article I wrote for the good people over at Muscle and Brawn, and thought I’d share it […]
*Nate Green… I Knew He Was a Douche, but A Copycat, too?
HOLY FUCK. I apologize, my fuckers, for the long delay in posting. I shall be posting a bevy of beautiful, […]
**ChAoS and PAIN’S List of People Who Can Get Fucked.
This is by no means a comprehensive list, and certainly has about as much to do with strength training and […]
*There is Nothing New Under The Sun
I am consistently amused and somewhat disheartened by the propensity for people, especially in the strength training and community, to […]
**Oderint Dum Metuant
Caligula was famous, according to a play by Lucius Atticus, for championing “Oderint dum Metuant” as his favorite phrase, in […]
Caveman Training
Dunno if you guys have seen this, but I thought if you were Googling shit, I wanted to be clear […]
You’re not a Hardgaining Ectomorph- Somatotyping is Utter Horseshit.
Have you ever said something along the lines of “I’m a hardgaining ectomorph?” If so, go fuck yourself. I will […]
It Ain’t Skinny Bitch Day, Is It?
“It ain’t Skinny White Bitch Day, is it?” “Naw man, it ain’t skinny white bitch day” Few things are quite […]