Plague of Strength

Yeah, a donate button, even though this site is no Wikipedia- it’s way, way fucking better. For the last decade I’ve been blasting the internet with free content that is now at a level is fucking untouchable. I’ve not asked for shit in return because it was a labor of love, but after dropping out of corporate life to make the best goddamned supplements I can, shit’s gotten incredibly lean. The FDA continues to fuck us sideways on ingredients, and battling gigantic corporate entities as two dudes with shallow pockets and big aspirations has gotten somewhat unremunerative.

I’ve had people ask me why I didn’t have a donate button up and my only answer was “pride is a motherfucker,” but at the moment I want to set up a Patreon, and having shit to give people who donate in return costs money I currently don’t have, as does a members section for the site. I’ve also got plans to head up to NYC to do research for two article series that will knock off socks and piss off pussies, a couple of training books I’ll drop this summer, the launch of a Plague Instagram with training vids and shit is eminent, I’ll be setting up joint Plague/Chaos and Pain tables at East Coast horror conventions, and Tara and I are gonna be launching a recipe series as soon as we can stop working side gigs nonstop and actually eat something other than rotisserie chickens from Walmart (which are fucking clutch if you’re short on cash and have no time to cook).

So if you’ve got the cash and you’ve appreciated the effort I’ve put into being the Hunter S. Thompson meets Herodotus of strength sports, help me out and throw me some cash. Badass shit is in the offing- I just need a little help bringing it to market, and I refuse to do all of the retarded, shady shit everyone else in the industry does to make a fucking buck.

And if you’ve always wanted me to write about something that I haven’t touched upon and have a hundred bucks, you can make that article a reality. Go here in the store to purchase sponsored content (until I get that set up in Patreon), and for the ridiculously low price of $100 (most articles take more than 15 hours of writing and research) you can plug whatever the fuck you want or just put yourself over for being the genius behind the article. And because she was bored, there are a few other options in that link to help us financially unfuck ourselves so we can get this site to pop than a virgin’s cherry on Prom night.

Or I guess I could just vomit a bunch of barely educated words into a completely unedited shitpile of a nutrition ebook based on ridiculous drug dosages and trendy food allergies and charge everyone $100 for it. That seems to work like a fucking charm, though I’d like to think I’m a bit more scrupulous than that thieving shitheap of an “expert.”

Thanks guys- there is some seriously awesome shit in the offing for you.

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