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Your Fat Is Unequivocally Your Fault #4- Body Fat Set Point Time, Bitches
For those of you who don’t know, Vienna, Austria is pretty much the nicest place a person could ever live. The public transportation system can easily and quickly get you anywhere inside the city, and it’s simple and cheap to travel to the rest of Europe from downtown. There’s sausage everywhere, kebaps when you tire of sausage, cheap drinks, hot Germanic women, badass architecture, and absolutely no evangelical Christians. Additionally, the city is incredibly pedestrian friendly, so it’s very easy to get into the habit of shopping daily for groceries. Since moving back to the states I’ve continued the habit of shopping daily for groceries, no matter how ridiculous or inconvenient it might be to fight the teeming, unwashed hordes and their massive shopping carts overflowing with heavily processed, high-fructose syrup-filled foods.
Interestingly, those people seem to be extremely preoccupied with other peoples’ weights, as the only thing I’ve ever seen an obese person reading is a magazine of some sort, and the magazines in the checkout line at the grocery store are entirely preoccupied with who is too skinny, too fat, or who got skinny or fat quickly. The Kardashians, for some reason, get a free pass either way. I assume there is some sort of underground centaur fetish population in charge of People, The National Enquirer, Star, and other gossip rags, because I can’t think of any other reason to have those horse-faced, pampered, useless, vapid, twats on the cover of a magazine unless the powers that be have a real hardon for people who look like human-horse hybrids.
This brings us, then, to a show that captivates obese people in dozens of countries around the world, The Biggest Loser. According to the show’s producers, the aim of the show is to help “contestants achieve healthy weight loss and live healthier lifestyles” and to inspire “viewers to do the same” (Gomez). This is, of course, utter nonsense- the point of the show, insofar as i can tell, is to give fatties and saddies more sob stories to reaffirm their pathetic physiques, excuses for why they cannot do the same, and it gives people who decided to hit the bar after the gym another opportunity to enjoy the comedy inherent in fat people running. In a better world, that show’s only soundtrack would be the ridiculous theme song to What’s Happenin’? and would feature the commentators from Wipeout as they mocked the fatties through eat workout. Instead, we’re forces to view these allegedly human grotesqueries every time we jam past some born again Christian’s wheezing, sweaty bulk to get out T-Bone steaks to the checkout counter.
Imagine my surprise, then, when the cover of every fucking magazine this week declared that the most recent winner of The Biggest Loser went too far in her weight loss pursuits. Yes, on a show when two American Olympic athletes failed dismally to win what essentially amounts to a sporting competition, no one made mention of their lack of heart, the fact that their only real option at this point is suicide, and the laughable state of American mental toughness on the cover of a magazine- instead, they lambaste a former fattie with the most cliche’d sob story on the planet for being too skinny. I don’t think I’m alone in saying that a television show based around peoples’ agonized decision between regaining human form or sliding into the ocean like the rest of the cetaceans did millions of years ago might be the worst idea since Paris Hilton’s singing career, but if there’s one thing worse than the show itself, it’s the hand-wringing about the feasibility of the contestants’ fat loss, their propensity for rebounding, and the fact that at least one of the contestants took the shit too seriously.
We’ll put aside the fact that I think that the show’s hosts for The Biggest Loser and Hoarders should carry an elephant gun and a flamethrower rather than a mike, and that the only “help” the people on those shows should receive ought to come from the barrels of those aforementioned weapons. Instead, let’s address the criticisms of the show, spurious as they are.
Unrealistic Expectations
If there is one thing on Earth certainly designed to consign oneself to mediocrity, it’s “realistic expectations.” Realistic, in this context, is a euphemism for “average” and also serves as a pretty good benchmark for determining which people should be chained together at the leg digging fucking ditches in which they’ll bury the reproductive organs forcibly removed from them. As an exercise in proving my point, I googled the following: “‘reasonable expectations’ and ‘average person’”, and behold, the first search result was written by a woman who should be sent to the camps:
“Chris Powell from ABC’s Extreme Makeover was asked “For the average person, what’s a realistic expectation for weight loss?” His answer was “Take your body weight and divide it by 100. That’s the number of pounds that you can roughly expect to lose each week.” This is interesting to me because it shows that as you lose weight I cannot expect to see 2lbs each week. In fact, I should really be losing about 1.3 to 1.5 lbs a week” (Weightwatchers).
To this useless sack of doughy DNA, information about reasonable expectations jammed the idea into this woman’s sad, formless, pathetic bit of grey matter that weight loss of two pounds a week was simply impossible, IN SPITE OF THE FACT THAT SHE ASKED A PERSON WHO HOSTS A SHOW THAT PROVES THE OBVERSE IS TRUE. Simply amazing. The only thing that is unrealistic, then, for a person who attempts to set realistic expectations is the idea that they will ever drag their troglodytic, gormless, honorless, meek selves out of subhumanity and into the light of actually being human.
The Rebound
Obese people will invariably blame their genetics for their fatness. Just as stupid people blame nonexistent diseases like ADD for their failure to learn, fat people like to conjure up their DNA as the bogeyman that sneaks into their room at night and stuffs Mega Stuff Oreos down their throat as they sleep. Their rationale for this is often the same as the rationale behind The Biggest Loser‘s primary criticism- no matter how aggressive or awesome a fattie’s weight loss, the weight almost invariably comes back.
It might not surprise you to discover that they are, like the “sufferers” of the dreaded ephemeral malady ADD, full of shit. Obesity is not hardwired into one’s DNA- for one, it’s not a disease, and for another, there are very few diseases that are actually heritable. Certainly, all of humanity is genetically coded to store body fat, as it’s necessary to survive famines. Despite that fact, obesity is hardly a natural state. And before the fatties start in about their thyroids, shut the fuck up- according to statistics, only 4.6 percent of the U.S. population age 12 and older has hypothyroidism. On the other side of the coin, about 1 percent of the U.S. population has hyperthyroidism, and you don’t see 25% as many people who bitch about their evil thyroids bitching about how their thyroids are killing their gainz. The thyroid/genetic issue, then, is a non-starter.
So why, then, are fatties gonna fat? If you’re dying to blame the genetic bogeyman, you can start by blaming fatties’ parents, who very well might have epigenetically caused their children to have a predisposition to obesity. It is possible to cause heritable changes that are not the result of changes in the DNA sequence. Thus, it is possible to create a predisposition to fatness, like pregnancy during famine, or perhaps even by maintaining a significant level of obesity in successive generations of the same family line [the aforementioned epigenetic suggestion] (Lukaszewski). That stated, however, predisposition does not in any way equal predestination, no matter how vehemently some land beast might argue, wattles jiggling furiously as Cheetos dusts wafts off their orange-stained, wildly gesticulating sausage-like fingers.
This brings us, then, to the crux of it- fat people claim they can’t help being fat because the couple of times they try to look like a human being, their weight almost invariably rebounds. Somewhere between 66% and 80% of all land beasts re-fat themselves within two years, which is a pretty staggering success rate for people whose central preoccupation seems to be eating themselves to death (Voss). The culprit here, however, is not a “fat gene” or their thyroid- it’s homeostasis. All living organisms have their internal systems regulated by homeostasis, which is essentially a complex process by which your body determines what is “normal” and strives to maintain normality. The human body, it seems, takes homestasis incredibly seriously- an individual’s weight tends to be fairly stable over time under most conditions, and lean muscle mass and body fat are similarly stable. Even across the entire population of adult white males, the average weight of a sixty year old is only a few pounds heavier than a thirty year old (Stark). Homeostasis, then, is the process that drives your body fat set point.
For those of you who’ve never heard of the term, a body fat set point is really nothing more than the percentage of total body mass in fat that your body considers normal. Establishment of this fat set point happens over fairly long periods of time, is an extremely important factor in weight maintenance, and is governed by a complex mechanism science does not fully understand (Harris). As a former chubby kid, I found it pretty difficult to get and stay lean, initially. What I found, though, is that the longer I stayed at a given body fat, the more dietary lenience I could have and maintain my physique. From my perspective, bod fat set points are fucking awesome, because having maintained single digit body fat for the last 7 years means that I can eat pizza, chicken fingers, cheesecake, and Baked Ruffles all day for weeks at a time and not notice an appreciable difference in my abdominal vascularity, which is more important to me than the lives of 99% of the people currently populating the Earth. Having reduced my body fat set point to 6-8%, my body is basically little more than an anabolic dynamo devoted to converting all available calories to power my big, gorgeous brain and build more muscle.
The fatties, however, suffer from exactly the opposite metabolic shift- over time, their sloth, shitty eating habits, hangdog expressions, and chinlessness has caused their bodies to become little more than a KFC bowl- they’re just failure piles in bowls of sadness. Unlike my set point, which is my best friend, confidant, consigliere, and all-around good guy, the set points of fatties are pretty much mustachioed cartoon bad guys in overcoats, only they’re so evil they’re cutting off chick’s heads and face-raping their corpses and diddling small children with their victims’ severed toes rather than tying broads to train tracks. According to Richard Keesey, who’s pretty much devoted his life to the study of body fat set points, fat people who’ve been fat a while are fucked for a variety of reasons:
- “The diet-induced increases in fat cell number were apparently irreversible”(Keesey). That sucks hard, because while you can shrink the fat cells, you can’t get rid of them altogether without surgery. Fat cells shrink and grow due to a variety of factors, and once they hit critical mass the body creates new cells to hold more fat. Weirdly, those new fat cells are hungry, and researchers have noted it’s much harder for people with more fat cells than average to lose fat and remain lean than it is for people who simply have big fat cells.
- “Obese individuals… display metabolic adjustments to caloric restriction that act both to limit the loss of weight and to favor its recovery” (Keesey)- their bodies actually turn into the fat factories I jokingly described above.
- Formerly fat people have to work much harder to lose fat than real human beings. Call it karma if you want (I do), but the former land beasts have drastically lower resting metabolic rates after losing weight, so they have to eat less and work out more to maintain their weight or continue weight loss (Keesey).
“long-term [diet induced obesity] creates a higher body weight set-point and that weight loss induced by [caloric restriction]… provokes the brain to protect the new higher set-point. This adaptation to weight loss likely contributes to rebound weight gain by increasing peripheral ghrelin concentrations and restoring the function of ghrelin-responsive neuronal populations in the hypothalamic arcuate nucleus” (Briggs).
- Set limits on how much contestants can lose.
- Slow down the weight loss.
- Scale down the intensity of the workouts.
- Provide long-term support to former contestants.
The Conclusion
This brings us, then, to the rub- don’t be fat. It’s pretty much that simple. If you are fat, stop being fat. The bad news is it’s going to suck trying to regain human form, but the good news is that once you do and maintain human form for long enough, your body will reward you by helping. I know, that was a hell of a throwaway conclusion after such a ridiculously lengthy and well researched article, but I don’t give two shits about fat people.
Sources:
Briggs D, Lockie SH, Wu Q, Lemus MB, Stark R, Andrews ZB. Calorie-restricted weight loss reverses high-fat diet-induced ghrelin resistance, which contributes to rebound weight gain in a ghrelin-dependent manner. Endocrinology. 2013 Feb;154(2):709-17.
Forum Post. Women’s Running Mag. Weight Watchers. 18 Nov 2011. Web. 25 Feb 2014. http://community.weightwatchers.com/Blogs/ViewPost.aspx?threadID=1524539
Gomez, Patrick. Biggest Loser Winner Rachel Frederickson: Did She Go Too Far? People. 5 Feb 2014. Web. 26 Feb 2014. http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20783820,00.html
Harris RB. Role of set-point theory in regulation of body weight. FASEB J. 1990 Dec;4(15):3310-8.
Hunsinger RN, Wilson MC. Anorectics and the set point theory for regulation of body weight. Int J Obes. 1986;10(3):205-10.
Hyperthyroidism. National Endocrine and Metabolic Diseases Information Service (NEMDIS). 26 Feb 2014. Web. 26 Feb 2014. http://www.endocrine.niddk.nih.gov/pubs/hyperthyroidism/index.aspx
Hypothyroidism. National Endocrine and Metabolic Diseases Information Service (NEMDIS). 26 Feb 2014. Web. 26 Feb 2014. http://www.endocrine.niddk.nih.gov/pubs/hypothyroidism/
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Voss, Gretch. When you lose weight and gain it all back. NBC News. 6 Jun 2010. Web. 27 Feb 2014. http://www.nbcnews.com/id/36716808/ns/health-diet_and_nutrition/t/when-you-lose-weight-gain-it-all-back/#.Uw-UuvRDuSo
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27 responses to “Your Fat Is Unequivocally Your Fault #4- Body Fat Set Point Time, Bitches”
Good shit. I have loved this series 🙂
People around me always seem to be pissed that I can "eat whatever I want," and seem to be able to avoid thinking about the fact that I've been doing calisthenics consistently for 20 years and lifting weights while doing calisthenics consistently for 7 years. It's probably just my genetics.
GENETIC FREAK!
I'm randomly going to leave this here in case you haven't seen it.
Rampage study-
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC293552/
good shit. thanks man!
This is like the lottery winners who end up just as poor if not more so within a couple years- poor people don't know how to be rich and piss the money away….a lot like the fattie rebound.
Jesus fuck man, I've been reading your blog forever, and somehow that anorexic porn was the first thing you've posted that actually viscerally disturbed me. I thought it was kiddie porn at first.
Body fat setpoints can be awesome though. I know a chick who's been lifting for decades, and she can eat everything and the kitchen sink and stay at single digit body fat, without drugs as far as I know. It's incredible.
Is a review of 'the strength of Samson' still on the cards? I had the book years ago and it was hilarious, I'm sure I remember a bit where the author said doing enough weights would let you shoot lightning from your finger tips.
Ooooooooh, now I HAVE to do a review of that. Just have trouble pulling the trigger on buying something so stupid.
haha perfect motivation to get in shape as i will move to vienna next month and have plenty of time to relax, eat and to get my next experiences at top gym 😉
nice article, keep that stuff coming!
I'm jealous! I honestly miss that gym.
Man, It has been almost two years but I still remember that picture you posted on your apex predator diet. It was that chick who was chocking on a cock while sperm was dripping out of her nose. I'm afraid that this anorexic chick will have the same effect.
I just snagged a spider gag off amazon, so will be living the nosecum good life shortly. We'll not that I haven't anyway, but chicks have no control over nosecum in a spidergag.
Hahaha, so sick I love it.
The anorexic chick had nice tits.
Out of curiosity and strictly theoretically, if someone were to dose with ecstasy, how much and how frequently. Just for science, you know?
I honestly have no idea. I've never managed to lay hands on it, unfortunately.
Once, years ago, I looked up "skinny porn" to see what the other side of the coin was like. Strangely, they all seemed to assume that skinny girls had tighter cunts.
Are you still going to write about arm wrestlers training?
I am. It's surprisingly hard to find information on how they train, and the only common thread I've found between their training styles is that Alexey Voevoda really seems to love doing pullups now that he's a vegetarian, and has quit lifting altogether, much like John Brzenk. It is still definitely in the works though.
As for the vag thing, my experience is that skinny girls fuck less, masturbate less, and are less into kink. That would account for the tightness. Fucking skinny girls, the few times I've done it, was not a terribly good time. Two of the three very skinny chicks I fucked, however, were Filipino, so my results may be skewed by that- as a general rule I'm not really into Filipino chicks.
A fat girl is a girl who will always do what feels good at the present moment, even if she knows it is "bad".
This is how she got fat after all.
So great… until she turns 30 or so. Then she takes a long look in the mirror and decides she hates her body and eventually hates her self. Now a woman who hates her body is one who can't bring herself to enjoy playing with her body. And doesn't really enjoy anyone else playing with it either. And a woman who hates herself is just bad to deal with in any sort of relationship.
(I can't say what happens after about 40 years old. Some older women seem OK with being heavy, maybe because they've given up on being sexy.)
In short: Fat girls good, fat women bad.
Deep
That was a pretty epic synopsis. I will agree- fat girls are insanely awesome lays and fun to party with.
I hope you need to go on life-saving medication that makes you get obese and catatonic, you little shit.
I got fat because I had to. Because it was either to take the pills or die.
Walk a mile in my shoes, then we'll talk.
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