Ask The Asshole- .44 Magnum Edition Part 2
In stark defiance of my otherworldly will, I was laid low over the last couple of weeks with what turned […]
Ask The Asshole- .44 Magnum Edition Part 1
Q: How much muscle do you think a person can gain, naturally, over a lifetime? Here are some calculators I […]
Run And You’ll Only Die Tired, The Logic Part 2
I realize that for most of you, this issue was laid to rest a year ago, as it should have […]
Dude, So and So Got SO Fucking Jacked For That Movie: Chris Hemsworth
Eight years ago, I experienced a phenomenon in a movie theater that was unrepeated until this past summer. As I […]
It’s Time To Stop Mocking Indians For Their Clubbells #4- And You Thought Sumo Wrestlers Had A Fucked Up Diet
Before their jacked brown bodies were pulled into the cold, clammy bosom of the British Empire, Indians were hard as […]
Chaos And Bang Your Earballs: .44 Magnum Edition
In this wild and woolly installment of Chaos and Bang Your Earballs, I fly off the handle about National Diabeetus […]
Squatting Like You’re The CEO of the Paper Street Soap Company #3- The Chaos And Pain Guide To Brutal Squats
Gracyanne Barbosa. Sweet jesus christ. The conclusion to this series has been a long time in coming, but as a […]
Chaos And Bang Your Earballs- Fuck The Incline Press
I desperately need an off-the-shoulder pastel sweatshirt. Paul loves inclines, the Barbarian Brothers loved inclines, and they can all get […]
It’s Time To Stop Mocking Indians For Their Clubbells #3: Yoga, The Indian Way, Is Actually Fucking Badass
As I mentioned before, weightlifting was the preeminent sport in India from about the 15th Century through the 17th Century, […]
How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love The Zercher Part 4
When not lifting stones, Basques have been known to kick a motherfucker or two dead in the mouth, just because. […]