ChAoS and PAIN T-Shirts… It’s On Motherfuckers

Thanks to this silly motherfucker who nearly killed himself deadlifting, we have a ChAoS and PAIN tshirt.  As soon as they’re printed, I’ll let you guys know how to grab them.   In the meantime, give me some idea in the comments as to what size you guys want, so I have some picture of the ratio of mediums to larges to extra-larges I should be ordering.

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90 responses to “ChAoS and PAIN T-Shirts… It’s On Motherfuckers”

  1. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Tight. I will be needing that there XXL.

  2. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    So you are associated with this guy and the Asian kid yelling to his mom when he falls to his knees while squatting…

  3. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Sleeves?

  4. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    large.

  5. Adam Saleh Avatar

    Don't order any smalls, they're for pussies.

  6. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    PR and ER in one night.

  7. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    You guys should definitely not make fun of people wearing tiny tees – Jamie himself wears insanely tight t-shirts that he often doesn't fit after a while … smalls and mediums will be your most popular sizes …

  8. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Holy fuck, thank you. We need sleeveless tees though, I hope you have that planned.

  9. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    That video of the guy passing out is priceless! The T-shirts look great, I'll take an XL.
    Keep up the awesome work on the blog, I've been reading religiously!
    I worship at the altar of C & P!

  10. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    I'll take an extra medium. Those graphics are the monkey's tits!

  11. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Large

  12. Phatbear Avatar
    Phatbear

    Another comment to use I guess

    "I'm not here to workout…
    …I'm here to train"

  13. Isaac Ohman Avatar

    EliteFTS has some pretty boss shirts that just say TRAIN on them, probably still on sale.

  14. Pat Crowley Avatar
    Pat Crowley

    Id be definitely down for ordering a medium

  15. Ryan Avatar
    Ryan

    I'm down for a large.

  16. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    XL

  17. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Large.

  18. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    xl, maybe xxl, depending on who makes the shirt. Please don't use those crappy gidian shirts. Those fuckers shrink big time after first wash, even on cold and hung to dry! xl is to short on me, xxl looks like I'm wearin' a Colmen tent. Keep up the great work, Jaime. I always find insperatin in your posts!

  19. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    L

  20. Timmyo Avatar
    Timmyo

    I am in, those are fucking sweet ! XL!!

  21. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    I'm down for a medium. If you get a sleeveless or a three quarter length (baseball style) I'll take a medium in each of those as well.

  22. Isaac Ohman Avatar

    baseball shirts rule. If we decide to go with different variations, i can come up with another design. i've had ideas coming out of my ears for this kind of stuff.

  23. Tommy Weigel Avatar
    Tommy Weigel

    XL please and thank you!

  24. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    XL

  25. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    XXL or XXXL depending on the sizing.

  26. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Cool!

    I need L

  27. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Large. Any options to the black? (white or gray shirt?)
    good lookin' graphics!

  28. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Another large right here

  29. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Medium.

  30. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Medium or Large

  31. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Medium

  32. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    large for me.

  33. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    xxl or xxxl for the big boys

  34. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    medium

  35. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Can you make one with no midriff or will I need to cut it off myself?

  36. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Medium

  37. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Two XL and a XXXL

  38. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Glenowen

    L

  39. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Medium

  40. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Who the fuck wears a medium T-shirt? Jayzus.
    XL, yo.

  41. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    xxl for sure

  42. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Large son!

  43. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    extra medium

  44. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Medium for me. Additionally, sleeves are for pussies. And people with weak arms.

  45. Jamie Lewis Avatar

    I'm not making any fucking sleeveless shirts- scissors exist for a reason, and that reason is to remove the sleeves that offend thine eyes.

  46. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    XL and XXL

  47. Boni Avatar
    Boni

    Love the tough guys who make fun of people who wear medium shirts and then end the statement with "yo". Certainly not a oughass from Compton. Probably a suburban wigger who needs to up his street cred. Some people aren't as large as you, fuckwad.

    Shirts look awesome. L for me. Unless you have an extra mediumm, that'd be great.

  48. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    What the fuck is extra medium?

    And Boni, I figued you'd need a small.

  49. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    PR or ER? What's that mean?

  50. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    set a PR or go to the ER trying

    are you retarded?

  51. HE HATE ME Avatar
    HE HATE ME

    I just lifted some heavy ass weight and all I got was this lousy T-shirt. Ain't nothin' but a peanut.

  52. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    XXL or XXXL depending on the brand.

  53. sockrocker Avatar

    XL…how about getting some american apparel?

  54. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    "american apparel" What does that mean? (just wondering)

  55. Isaac Ohman Avatar

    they manufacture soy-based v-necks, purses, and skinny jeans.

  56. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    XL

  57. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Large bitch

  58. Dray Avatar

    Some medium MODERATION IS MEDIOCRITY, EXCESS IS EXCELLENCE t-shirts would be awesome.

  59. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Will335—

    medium

  60. Gruewulf Avatar
    Gruewulf

    XL

  61. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    XL

  62. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    a medium and a large

  63. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Medium

  64. sockrocker Avatar

    American Apparel shirts are made in America, and are super comfortable. You can also buy large quantities for cheap.

  65. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    a small in pink please

    just kiddin

    a medium in yellow thanks

  66. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Canada > America

  67. sockrocker Avatar

    Fine, then use "Canadian Apparel" for all I fucking care. Just so long as it's not too constraining and is at least remotely comfortable.

  68. Isaac Ohman Avatar

    maybe we can have an order and pleasantries shirt made up on v-neck AA shirts.

  69. Dray Avatar

    Order and pleasantries T-shirt needs to happen. Seriously.

  70. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Large yo

  71. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    sockrocker you cockrocker it's just a fucking t-shirt. Do t-shirts often irritate your delicate skin or something? If you want a dick in your ass, head to the mall and visit your local American Apparel shop. I'm sure there are many soft skinned gentleman there that would be happy to oblige you. They'll probably even offer a soft t-shirt to wipe up their spooge after they're done with you.

  72. sockrocker Avatar

    I don't need to go to the mall. We have one in Tempe right on Mill Ave. Convenient. I just happen prefer American Apparel shirts. Sorry if that so negatively impacts your life.

  73. sockrocker Avatar

    …happen *to* prefer…

  74. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Sockrocker, the NYT is reporting that you are an avid "docker".

    Confirm or deny please.

  75. codedxxx Avatar
    codedxxx

    1 medium & 1 large CROSSFIT IS FOR GIRLS/ MAKE ME OR BREAK ME thank you

  76. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Please stop saying crossfit is for girls. We don't like it either.

  77. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Can I get medium but extra long? I want to be able to tie it in a knot right below my chest.

  78. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    @ 8:55 PM RE: Crossfit.

    Show us your tits.

    That is all.

  79. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Medium and a large. That shirt is a thing of beauty, like a heavy BTN push-press.

  80. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Medium

  81. Jamie Lewis Avatar

    The Sockrocker comments are the best thing to ever happen on this blog.

  82. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    I do what I can… Crossfit girl is still not showing her tits though so I must push forward.

  83. Dray Avatar

    Well technically it's not crossfit girl because she "[doesn't] like it either."

    Also, sockrocker had a pretty good post about BEING A MAN that should help explain exactly what my thoughts on any conceivable matter are to anyone who might be confused.

  84. Zach M Avatar

    I'll be ordering a large.

    Zach M
    Panther CrossFit

  85. Thunder Avatar

    Same on the large here

    Andrew M
    Panther Crossfit

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