Thanks to this silly motherfucker who nearly killed himself deadlifting, we have a ChAoS and PAIN tshirt. As soon as they’re printed, I’ll let you guys know how to grab them. In the meantime, give me some idea in the comments as to what size you guys want, so I have some picture of the ratio of mediums to larges to extra-larges I should be ordering.
Tight. I will be needing that there XXL.
So you are associated with this guy and the Asian kid yelling to his mom when he falls to his knees while squatting…
Sleeves?
large.
Don't order any smalls, they're for pussies.
PR and ER in one night.
You guys should definitely not make fun of people wearing tiny tees – Jamie himself wears insanely tight t-shirts that he often doesn't fit after a while … smalls and mediums will be your most popular sizes …
Holy fuck, thank you. We need sleeveless tees though, I hope you have that planned.
That video of the guy passing out is priceless! The T-shirts look great, I'll take an XL.
Keep up the awesome work on the blog, I've been reading religiously!
I worship at the altar of C & P!
I'll take an extra medium. Those graphics are the monkey's tits!
Large
Another comment to use I guess
"I'm not here to workout…
…I'm here to train"
EliteFTS has some pretty boss shirts that just say TRAIN on them, probably still on sale.
Id be definitely down for ordering a medium
I'm down for a large.
XL
Large.
xl, maybe xxl, depending on who makes the shirt. Please don't use those crappy gidian shirts. Those fuckers shrink big time after first wash, even on cold and hung to dry! xl is to short on me, xxl looks like I'm wearin' a Colmen tent. Keep up the great work, Jaime. I always find insperatin in your posts!
L
I am in, those are fucking sweet ! XL!!
I'm down for a medium. If you get a sleeveless or a three quarter length (baseball style) I'll take a medium in each of those as well.
baseball shirts rule. If we decide to go with different variations, i can come up with another design. i've had ideas coming out of my ears for this kind of stuff.
XL
XL please and thank you!
XL
XXL or XXXL depending on the sizing.
Cool!
I need L
Large. Any options to the black? (white or gray shirt?)
good lookin' graphics!
Another large right here
Medium.
Medium or Large
Medium
large for me.
xxl or xxxl for the big boys
medium
Can you make one with no midriff or will I need to cut it off myself?
Medium
Two XL and a XXXL
Glenowen
L
Medium
Who the fuck wears a medium T-shirt? Jayzus.
XL, yo.
xxl for sure
Large son!
extra medium
Medium for me. Additionally, sleeves are for pussies. And people with weak arms.
I'm not making any fucking sleeveless shirts- scissors exist for a reason, and that reason is to remove the sleeves that offend thine eyes.
XL and XXL
Love the tough guys who make fun of people who wear medium shirts and then end the statement with "yo". Certainly not a oughass from Compton. Probably a suburban wigger who needs to up his street cred. Some people aren't as large as you, fuckwad.
Shirts look awesome. L for me. Unless you have an extra mediumm, that'd be great.
What the fuck is extra medium?
And Boni, I figued you'd need a small.
PR or ER? What's that mean?
set a PR or go to the ER trying
are you retarded?
I just lifted some heavy ass weight and all I got was this lousy T-shirt. Ain't nothin' but a peanut.
XXL or XXXL depending on the brand.
XL…how about getting some american apparel?
"american apparel" What does that mean? (just wondering)
they manufacture soy-based v-necks, purses, and skinny jeans.
XL
Large bitch
Some medium MODERATION IS MEDIOCRITY, EXCESS IS EXCELLENCE t-shirts would be awesome.
Will335—
medium
XL
Large
XL
a medium and a large
med
Medium
Large.
American Apparel shirts are made in America, and are super comfortable. You can also buy large quantities for cheap.
a small in pink please
just kiddin
a medium in yellow thanks
Canada > America
Fine, then use "Canadian Apparel" for all I fucking care. Just so long as it's not too constraining and is at least remotely comfortable.
maybe we can have an order and pleasantries shirt made up on v-neck AA shirts.
Order and pleasantries T-shirt needs to happen. Seriously.
Large yo
sockrocker you cockrocker it's just a fucking t-shirt. Do t-shirts often irritate your delicate skin or something? If you want a dick in your ass, head to the mall and visit your local American Apparel shop. I'm sure there are many soft skinned gentleman there that would be happy to oblige you. They'll probably even offer a soft t-shirt to wipe up their spooge after they're done with you.
I don't need to go to the mall. We have one in Tempe right on Mill Ave. Convenient. I just happen prefer American Apparel shirts. Sorry if that so negatively impacts your life.
…happen *to* prefer…
Sockrocker, the NYT is reporting that you are an avid "docker".
Confirm or deny please.
Confirm.
1 medium & 1 large CROSSFIT IS FOR GIRLS/ MAKE ME OR BREAK ME thank you
Please stop saying crossfit is for girls. We don't like it either.
Can I get medium but extra long? I want to be able to tie it in a knot right below my chest.
@ 8:55 PM RE: Crossfit.
Show us your tits.
That is all.
Medium and a large. That shirt is a thing of beauty, like a heavy BTN push-press.
Medium
The Sockrocker comments are the best thing to ever happen on this blog.
I do what I can… Crossfit girl is still not showing her tits though so I must push forward.
Well technically it's not crossfit girl because she "[doesn't] like it either."
Also, sockrocker had a pretty good post about BEING A MAN that should help explain exactly what my thoughts on any conceivable matter are to anyone who might be confused.
I'll be ordering a large.
Zach M
Panther CrossFit
Same on the large here
Andrew M
Panther Crossfit