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Patreon Extra – The Art of Breathing Fire (Preview aka the SUPER rough draft)
Channeling Your Inner Badass When You Can’t Even Manage to Walk Without Tripping Over Air So, for some reason, I am hella…
Patreon Extra: The Shit We’re Currently Reading 12/11
At the moment, I am not reading much in the way of books due to my round-the-clock efforts to produce content and…
(Clean Version) No Fap? More Like No Fucking Way. Part 2- If You’re Cumming, It’s Sex, and It’s Good For You.
I am not going to make a habit of this, but here is a porn-free version of this article for anyone who…
No Fap? More Like No Fucking Way. Part 2- If You’re Cumming, It’s Sex, and It’s Good For You.
The first installment of this ancient series has been re-formatted here. I’ll begin with an admission that is likely as obvious as…
Patreon Extra: A Random Day of Eating- 12/4/19
3:30 AM: Couldn’t sleep, so I had two scoops of Ghost mocha protein in about 8oz of Fairlife milk and a handful…
Patreon Extra: Shoulder Workout 12/4/19
By popular request, I’ll just post the occasional workout in here. I don’t track my lifts or my workouts, don’t count sets,…
The Mucilaginous Pulchritude of Body Horror
This was intended to be the first of the lighter, less formal, and less-relatable-to-training and dieting fare I’ll be putting out for…
Patreon Extra: Plague Goes to the Movies- Rambo: Last Blood (2019)
Though I was enthusiastic about Rambo: Last Blood after seeing the red band trailer, I will admit I was skeptical. With Stallone…
Abraxas Invocation: Junk Food for Gainz. Part One: The Inimitable Value of Fritos, Oreos, and Peanut Butter Crackers.
Ho! Sax, Amun, Sax, Abrasax; for thou art the moon, the chief of the stars, he that did form them, listen to the…
The Unholy Weirdness of Muscular Christianity, Part 2
Having reread the previous installment of this series, I realize it was somewhat disjointed. My apologies, but this is frankly like trying…
Killer Workouts: “The Canadian Crippler” Chris Benoit
I think it goes without saying at this point that humanity is a colossal dumpster fire, and we have few redeeming qualities…
Introducing the Plague Patreon
Alright, so it has FINALLY happened, now that I am no longer dying, and can ACTUALLY remember to do things. Plague of…