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Chaos and Pain Reads Shit So You Don’t Have To: May 2014
As last month’s foray into bodybuilding mags was so popular, I decided to repeat the performance. There was so much goodness to…
Baddest Motherfuckers Ever- Wanderlei Silva
October 1998, fresh off a solid bout of dysentary contracted in China during a summer of study abroad, I’m finally back up…
Powerlifting Is Not A Fucking Fun Run, Part 3
And so it continues. After a careful examination of the opinions of elite lifters and the the fact that modern lifters cannot…
Trevor Kashey- Beardo, Nerd, Strongman, and Bodybuilder
At the risk of flogging a deceased equine, there truly are myriad ways to reach the same end point, whether you be…
Powerlifting Is Not A Fucking Fun Run, Part 2- The Elite Chime In
Following the massive shitstorm the last Fun Run article stirred up, I thought it prudent to see if in fact, I was…
Powerlifting Is Not A Fucking Fun Run
ATTENTION: SINCE NO ONE UNDERSTANDS THE POINT OF THIS ARTICLE, LET ME BE CLEAR- I AM NOT SUGGESTING ANYONE STOP LIFTING. I…
Chaos And Pain Reads Shit So You Don’t Have To, Mar 2014 Part 2
Finishing up this month’s installment of “CNP Reads Shit So You Don’t Have To”, we have Muscular Development and Flex. I didn’t…
Chaos And Pain Reads Shit So You Don’t Have To, Mar 2014 Part 1
I will confess this is not a new idea- some dude used to do this on T-Nation periodically. He did not however,…
There Is Nothing New Under The Sun- Faddism In Exercises And Implements, Part 4- So Snatch And So Clean, Clean
Having covered most of the older training methods and implements, it’s time to head into the “modern” era. In terms of weight…
#PureEvil Meets #MostHated- Chaos and Pain Gets Interviewed By Sigurd.
Craig Fraser, a lunatic Odinist from the British Isles who’s fond of running out into the English countryside shirtless but rocking camo…
Training For The Apocalypse, Part #1- Better To Die Slow Or Go Zombie?
One question often asked of strength coaches, and answered in some of the most bizarre ways, is that in which one seeks…
Ask The Asshole: Pullups, Food Bill, and METAL
This week I was asked more stupid fucking questions than ever in my life, and so many in one day I actually…