Be a Real Muhfuckin’ G In The New Hooligan Shirt

Jamie Chaos

April 26, 2012

I have a received a stupid number of compliments on this shirt, and for good reason- it fucking rules. Pictured is a Medium, and for reference purposes, Paul from LRB rocks a large. I’ve also got some chick ‘beaters with the same design, but have yet to get a chick into one of them for a pic.

The shirts are Hanes 9.1 oz Heavyweight Tagless 100% cotton shirts, so just like the PainBreed shirts, they’ll grip the bar when you’re back squatting and won’t be too easy to rip while kicking people in the face at a Recon show or fucking. Get them now at by clicking the Paypal button on the side. I know there will be several of you clamoring for Google Checkout, but Google’s a pain in my ass and I’m going to avoid it unless I’m overwhelmed with a tide of whining (which I fully anticipate). Email me at chaos_and_pain@yahoo.com if you’re desperate for a shirt and can’t be bothered to Paypal like an adult with dignity and self-respect.

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Jamie Chaos

I am a former all-time, all federation world record holder in raw powerlifting at 181lbs, a record I broke just to say fuck you to the internet’s “lifting” community and the powerlifting community at large. Over the last ten years I’ve written over 500 articles on strength training, nutrition, and supplementation, and continue to do so simply to fight the tide of weakness and sadness that currently pervades the scene I’ve called home for the better part of three decades. I’ve got personal trainin certs, BodyPump and BodyCombat certs, a BA in History and East Asian Studies from the University of Arizona, and MBAs from the Vienna University and University of South Carolina on my side, in addition to some sick lifts and a hell of a lot of rage. What the fuck have you got?

10 responses to “Be a Real Muhfuckin’ G In The New Hooligan Shirt”

johnnypotatoes

April 28, 2012

GOD DAMMIT I'M FUCKING BROKE.
Is there a back? Because that would be cool beans.
1. Jamie Lewis
  
  April 28, 2012
  
  Nope- it's a one sided shirt with one word on it, and that one word says it all.
Manveer Victor SIngh Flora

April 28, 2012

thats a nice fucking shirt… minimal..
Gavin

April 28, 2012

Keep coming up with terms, phrases, maybe even a Chaos and Bang shirt. People will obviously pay for 'em.
Raw Finn

April 29, 2012

How the text on the shirt fares a trip into a washing machine? Many of the shirts I own have got ruined after a few washes. I will probably buy two or three anyway, though. Just ordered the PainBreed one, though I don't have it yet.
1. Jamie Lewis
  
  April 29, 2012
  
  I've had no problems at all, This printer's good.
Raw Finn

April 29, 2012

Off topic: Just saw your new description on the bottom of the page. Umm, you don't really have a child, do you? That would blow my mind.
1. Jamie Lewis
  
  April 29, 2012
  
  Hahaha. No- I was referring to the size of my shirt.
Blobb

April 30, 2012

Saw some hooligans the other day. A father in his thirties and two boys about fifteen, just out on a trip with their old man to learn the value of hating fans in a sport where it's more natural to hate the players. Certainly the value was just as high as the sum of job seekers allownce, child support benefit and whatever money their mother makes, minus the cost of the train tickets and a few cans of lager.
Joe Amorelli

May 5, 2012

So my Hooligan shirt didn't even last 12 fucking hours! I closed the bar and on my way home I ended up breaking some fucking natives face in the street. I had the motherfucker mounted and he ripped my collar while begging me to stop. No joke. Funny thing is I picked up a chick earlier and she still came home with me after she watched me hammer this dude. Anyways, I'm ordering another one.