Chaos And Bang Is Back, Bitches!

Jamie Chaos

July 1, 2013

Due to popular demand, and by that I mean people outright demanding we rekindle the series, we’ve changed our format slightly and the medium by which we’re transmitting it. Given that neither of us has any interest in figuring out how to put something on iTunes, we’ve put it up on Youtube, from which you can rip your own mp3 and put it on whatever device you so choose. I spent a lot of unnecessary time finding the images, which are of Ashley Blue, Alexis Texas, Lucy Pinder, Geisa Vitorino, Fabi Froto, Holly Peers, and a couple of other Nuts girls. In the even you’re playing this thing and happen to look at the screen at any point, you shouldn’t be disappointed.

Yeah, this good.

Enjoy.

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Jamie Chaos

I am a former all-time, all federation world record holder in raw powerlifting at 181lbs, a record I broke just to say fuck you to the internet’s “lifting” community and the powerlifting community at large. Over the last ten years I’ve written over 500 articles on strength training, nutrition, and supplementation, and continue to do so simply to fight the tide of weakness and sadness that currently pervades the scene I’ve called home for the better part of three decades. I’ve got personal trainin certs, BodyPump and BodyCombat certs, a BA in History and East Asian Studies from the University of Arizona, and MBAs from the Vienna University and University of South Carolina on my side, in addition to some sick lifts and a hell of a lot of rage. What the fuck have you got?

32 responses to “Chaos And Bang Is Back, Bitches!”

Anonymous

July 1, 2013

Psycho Dad, Big'Uns, Hondo, the Dodge, Weenie Tots, misogyny, bowling, watching TV with my hand in my pants, scoring 4 touchdowns in one game, NO MA'AM and that song that went like this "hmm hmm himmmmm…."
Glen MacCharles

July 1, 2013

I've never used Itunes anyhow. So that's the first of your podcasts I've ever heard.
1. Lonnie
  
  July 1, 2013
  
  None of their other podcasts were on iTunes…
  
  This one was pretty par-for-the-course, so if you liked it you should give the passed ones a listen.
2. Glen MacCharles
  
  July 4, 2013
  
  Well, none of them were on Youtube either.
3. Lonnie
  
  July 4, 2013
  
  True that. I was kind of a dick there for no reason, sorry bout that Glen.
Anonymous

July 2, 2013

1. Mark Flowers is a true dedicated Christian but a non denominational and non church going Christian, a praying man upon his knees and he gives all credit to his survival to a personal relationship with Jesus Christ as his savoir and protector of him and his loved ones. Mark has to continually break all curses in Jesus Christ’s name, sent by witch craft and the Satanic agenda.

2. Mark Flowers is a fighter, a man that will never bow to any evil corruption, to DEATH.

3. Mark Flowers has had the fatherhood of his children stolen by the masons / system / The Australian Government.

4. Mark Flowers is a survivor of more than a decade of intense murderous Freemasonry Gang Stalking {a term he coined} and raised in the Federal Magistrates Court Parramatter Sydney Australia in 2009 & 2010 whilst defending his rights to father his children.

5. Mark Flowers has had so many attempts on his life in the process of Freemasonry gangstalking that they are too numerous to list, most have been whilst driving in road traffic accident setups by gangstalkers . But all manner of threats have come against Mark Flowers, One time a sour mason wielding a hammer at Mark’s head got a lesson in respect and kicked off Mark’s property. The police always fail to follow such death threats against Mark Flowers.

6. Mark Flowers has self-represented in some 60 appearances in the Federal Magistrates Court, the District Court and the Supreme Court in Australia and all with nil formal education, in fact Mark left school at 14 years and first job was in a lumber yard.

7. Mark Flowers is a Father first, and a former children’s safety film producer, but the dogs of gangstalking were released on him for doing so. Mark has been fighting ever since and will never give in, as the eternity in spirit and fear of God through Christ Jesus motivates him to be fearless against evil.

If I fall in this good fight it will be into the arms of my saviour Jesus Christ.

Brother Mark

http://www.markflowers.org/
1. Rudy Van Horne
  
  July 2, 2013
  
  Mark Flowers sounds awesome.
2. Benjamin Nepomuceno
  
  July 3, 2013
  
  what the fuck.
3. Glen MacCharles
  
  July 4, 2013
  
  I stopped reading at "by the masons." My grandpa was a lifetime member of the Freemasons. So was his father and it probably went back further than that too. I've got nothing against anyone believing in Jesus but the amount of stupid contained in the conspiracy theories spread by Christians about Freemasonry is mind-boggling. So much more pathetic than even the standard conspiracy theories.
  
  I had a Pentecostal woman tell me once that the Freemasons are "bad" and that they "curse the guts of their enemies." There was more to it than that but it was way too stupid for me to remember accurately.
  
  If I had an enemy give me the choice of either getting punched in the face or having my guts cursed, I'd take the curse. Pretty simple choice really.
Boka Chele

July 2, 2013

Love your blog, man. Can I ask you something out of curiosity? Why is it that I never saw Full Blown Chaos mentioned in your blog? They're one of the heaviest (if not the heaviest) bands coming out of NYHC.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu4y5r6oTg4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgkqncXUboY

Keep up the good work!
1. Jamie Lewis
  
  July 2, 2013
  
  I really liked their first album, and Bloodflow still gets regular rotation in the gym, but I'm not a massive fan of the band.
ghjklbny

July 2, 2013

First podcast I've heard really enjoying the format and really interested in looking at the previous ones now, thanks.
Justin_PS

July 3, 2013

If I were Paul, I'd be a bit ashamed that I had people that fucking stupid following me. I was in the thick of the, "obesity is a disease", conversation and my point was that obesity/getting fat is a normal bodily reaction to eating too much. Just because being fat can cause diseases doesn't make it a disease. The latent stupidity of the AMA is that they've labeled something your body is designed to do naturally a disease.

For that matter, a lot of other things your body does could be considered a disease. Being horny could be considered a mental disorder since you can get a disease from fucking! I actually got one of Paul's followers to say that tanning was a disease too because it could cause skin cancer!

Oh, and chose another state to wall off, please. We do get good Whiskey out of Kentucky. I nominate Wyoming. That is a shitty ass state!

Good stuff, guys!
1. Jamie Lewis
  
  July 3, 2013
  
  There are plenty of other states from which we can get whiskey. Any person who considers the banjo to be a legitimate musical instrument shall be sent to the camps, and any state with a predominance of banjo-lovers must be razed to the ground and the land salted to prevent repopulation.
  
  While we're at it, those Mumford and Sons motherfuckers deserve to die a very slow death.
2. Justin Holmes
  
  July 4, 2013
  
  There are lots of delicious animals to kill in Wyoming…
Justin_PS

July 3, 2013

HAHAHAHAHA!

My 2 year old son loves Mumford and Sons. I can tolerate it better than most other toddler music. A few weeks ago he walked into the garage when I was training. I was listening to some appropriately heavy music and he spent the rest of the evening screaming, imitating the vocals. My wife was pissed but I thought it was cute as fuck.

Move the distilleries out and then wall it off. I think I changed my mind and I nominate walling off Florida. I fucking hate this state and I can't wait to get out of here! What a pile of fucking assholes…and not the fun kind of assholes!
1. Jamie Lewis
  
  July 3, 2013
  
  We're actually planning on moving CnP to Tampa in the next year. It seemed cool as hell when I was down there for RUM.
2. Justin_PS
  
  July 4, 2013
  
  IMO, Florida is great…for two weeks. Then, just get out! I've been here since January and Im inching closer to giving people here the .44 mag taste test.
  
  "Florida: come for vacation, leave on probation."
  
  Never been to tampa though. I was going to pop in for the RUM but I had to work. Sarasota and ft myers are okay. Naples makes me feel horribly poor.
Cody McEwan

July 3, 2013

I'm still confused as to why you smother your blog with girls you supposedly find attractive, when it's obvious from the look on your face in your gay porno that you love the cock. I also noticed the homosexuality seeping from your high-pitched, squeaky voice in this blog, confirming my suspicions you are, in fact, a total bender. Your hyper-masculine attitude now makes perfect sense. Overcompensation is overrated. Accept who you are and don't feel self-conscious when you get the urge to post some man-on-man action. I can see you're already one step away from this, with that girl that looks like a dude…
1. Glen MacCharles
  
  July 4, 2013
  
  Once a guy has put himself online sucking cock, I figure he's pretty much accepted the fact that he's gay. Welcome to last year.
2. Justin_PS
  
  July 7, 2013
  
  Just when we thought that we were rid of Rant's boorish shit, someone else steps in to pick up the slack.
Jason Roberts

July 5, 2013

Hey J-
Used the predator diet as part of my plan to make weight for my last meet (including PSMFs) and used it the last 2 weeks…should have no problem making weight this Saturday for my meet Sunday. Thanks for a kick-ass blog.
GZCL

July 6, 2013

Kill Whitney Dead.

Fuck yeah.
ferd

July 6, 2013

lol awesome

klokov is vloggin,
if you haven't seen it dudes trolling everyone lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOCh7MmD_B8&list=UUCc6Qk94Pxc3C-ls7QEdLJQ
Aiden

July 7, 2013

Glen MacCharles, is that you at 3:39?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-w1nmEQ7IM
1. Glen MacCharles
  
  July 7, 2013
  
  I love my wife but I doubt she'd be that cool in that situation in real life.
2. ferd
  
  July 7, 2013
  
  lol
3. Aiden
  
  July 7, 2013
  
  Jamie,
  currently I have shit loads of spare time on my hands, and I'm training twice a day. Im going to increase my military press from 200lbs to 245lbs in 56 days, if I manage to pull this off (I will) would you consider putting me in the blog when I set myself my next Hooligan challenge? as a sort of before and after.
4. Jamie Lewis
  
  July 9, 2013
  
  Yeah, man. Definitely.
Unknown

July 9, 2013

Creating an RSS feed for a podcast which can be subscribed to by about any app on any platform is insanely easy. Not as easy as posting to YouTube of course but just so you know:

http://google.about.com/od/googleblogging/ss/podblogger.htm

(The first few steps are irrelevant in your case since your blog already exists.)
Ron Nowlan

April 21, 2014

Kenny Powers is the name Paul was trying to think of haha That show is the shit
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