Merry Christmas, fuckers! I thought I’d take this opportunity to blog on a more personal note, if for no other reason than I’ve been catching shit from just about everyone recently, and I’ve enjoyed it thoroughly. I’ve been accused of being everything from an attention whore to gay, retarded, un-alpha, pretentious, and then simply downright, old-fashioned evil. Well, most of those are probably true. On that note, my gift to you is a hilarious email I received, and my [expanded] response. Bear in mind, on this most materialistic and consumer-driven spending smorgasbord, that this is a guy to whom I’ve been giving advice for a couple of years, over the phone and via email, and since his divorce have been coaching him on how to pick up chicks, and recently helped him edit his profile on a dating website to facilitate his ass-getting adventures. Additionally, he has two kids who are handicapped in some manner. Clearly, in spite of my good deeds, he’s got plenty of reason to hate me just on the kids deal.
The email:
Wow, I just finished reading your blog on the alpha male book. Do you honestly feel the only relevant things to a mans life are to kill people and fuck women? I mean, I have my respect for the conquerors of the past, but I don’t idolize those motherfuckers for their morale [sic] fiber. So..the strong dominate and kill the weak, make necklaces out of their teeth, ect, [sic] whatever. Are you living in a fucking movie or something? Do you really think that is all there is to human life? Your comments on retarded people and cripples (my son included), you think that is a show of real strength? What the fuck is wrong with you dude? I have a lot of respect for you, I really do, but your lack of honor and respect for those types of people, and myself, shows a really weak side of you, that looks to me like you can’t deal with. I realize the fact that you have no responsibility past yourself, you have told me that yourself. I have always prized myself on being strong and not living in fear that I can’t show myself, or how I feel about shit. I don’t have to hide it under a bunch of cliche macho fucking bullshit. For example, I like the movie the notebook. Oh, am I a big pussy now? What the fuck is this, high school? I am not really sure if I am getting the wrong picture from the way you blog or talk about yourself, but the way you do portrays you don’t have a compassionate bone in your fucking body. If your real attitude is to kill the weak, and fuck women, then you are definitely taking human evolution backwards.
And my somewhat expanded answer:
You’re shot right out of a fucking cannon today. Well, the short version is, no, I don’t believe that that’s what a man is supposed to do. I do KNOW, however, that that’s what ALPHA males of any species do. They’re not necessarily good fathers, but they produce a lot of kids. I criticized the fact that you had “the notebook” in your profile because it appeared to be sleazy bullshit thrown into your robotically-written profile to make chicks think you had a sensitive side, while none of the rest of your profile alluded to any such thing. You can like whatever you want. I’ll break your balls about “the Notebook”. Just because I think your love of the movie is 11 different kinds of hilarious doesn’t mean I’m judging you as a person. I’m not christian, and I don’t bother with judging people. I leave that to them.

As for their moral fiber, I could give a fuck- I’m not in the business of morality. I am, for all intents and purposes, a satanist. This means I have as much physical pleasure as possible without impeding others’ ability to do the same. Insofar as I follow any belief system, I’m an Odinist, and I pretty much live by the nine Noble Virtues:

  1. Strength is better than weakness
  2. Courage is better than cowardice
  3. Joy is better than guilt
  4. Honor is better than dishonor
  5. Freedom is better than slavery
  6. Kinship is better than alienation
  7. Realism is better than dogmatism
  8. Vigor is better than lifelessness
  9. Ancestry is better than universalism

You and I are just going to have to agree to disagree on human evolution. I think compassion has irrevocably fucked up human evolution, and we’re a shell of our former selves. That’s one man’s opinion. It might be wrong, but as my opinion either way is worth a bucket of warm piss in the grand scheme of things, I’ll feel free to give it.

Finally, you of all people should recognize the fact that my writing style represents a somewhat fictionalized version of myself. It’s a super-me. I fire for effect a lot, and I have fun getting rises out of people. As such, I thoroughly enjoyed your email and your righteous indignation, which was hilarious, given the fact that I 1) proclaim to the heavens that I’m a total asshole all over my blog, and 2) have taken a decent amount of time to help you out with a variety of things and chat with you, which would seem to indicate that I don’t spend a lot of time judging you or your kids. For the record, however, I’m really not terribly compassionate. I’m occasionally empathetic, but I don’t do a lot of hand-wringing about it, and it almost never extends past people whom I personally know well.

Sympathy and empathy are two traits that should have remained the sole purview of women, but for whatever reason (I blame Christianity for this as well), men have gotten in on the game as well. Now, they’re puttering around the house wearing aprons and breastfeeding their children while their wives withhold sex from them and earn money for the household. It’s horseshit, and begets weakness.


In short, it’s better to be hated than forgotten.

Being hated is never gonna be a problem, haha.
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