The Sponsorship Edition
We are running late, and I know we owe sponsors some shit. It is my busy season at work, and all I want to do is sleep when I am not working 70 hours a week, leaving poor Jamie with soul custody of Battle Cat (who has been being an attitudy little teenage shithead), putting all the housework etc on him, in addition to him having to know at all times where my keys, cell phone, work bags, and assorted gym shit is located.
I’m high maintenance and severely under caffeinated… What can I say?
SPONSORSHIP – BATTLE CAT FAN CLUB
Jamie takes pics of the cat all day long to keep me entertained, so they’ll be forthcoming!
- Matt M.
- Benjamin P.
SPONSORSHIP – GET JAMIE’S LICENSE BACK
Thanks to you guys, Jamie is getting that bad boy back this week, after wasting a weekend in class when the weather’s gonna be awesome. We all gotta make sacrifices though, right?
- Big Spender
- Anon Ymous
SPONSORSHIP – LUNCH DELIVERY
We seriously appreciate the gainz!
- Damien B
- Ivan Č.
- Angela W.
SPONSORSHIP- CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE
Even Jamie is psyched to read this one- Dante requested an article about my days as a pro wrestler on the indie circuit.
- Dante B
SPONSORSHIP- MOVIE NIGHT WITH THE CHAOSES
Jamie owes you a writeup on Brightburn, which he just remembered he needs to write.
- Gerard M.
- Lester G.
SPONSORSHIP-TAKE THE CHAOSES ON A DATE
- Leroy G.
SPONSORSHIP- JFC ITS HOT IN THIS GODDAMN HOUSE AND THE NEW CENTRAL AIR HASN’T BEEN INSTALLED!
- Sean I. (Who is now my TOTAL bestie for letting me use money earmarked for site upgrades on a new portable AC unit, because Jamie and I BOTH are cranky motherfuckers when we are hot and there ain’t shit happening on the site if one of us is dead and the other is in prison orange)
SPONSORSHIP – ASSORTED OTHER ADORABLE LITTLE BADASSES
- Josh M.
- Lionel D.
- Stephen W.
- CJ D.
- Russell T.
- Thomas A.
- Glenn M.
- Kurt W.
- Tom S.
- Joseph P.
- Harrison H.
- Stephen W.
SPONSORSHIP – OOPS! I BROKE THE WEBSITE AGAIN!
- CJ D. (Who did not break the website. THIS TIME!)
June’s Planned Articles
As always, this list changes with Jamie’s every whim, but here’s what it looks like
- Brightburn review (TLDR GO FUCKING SEE IT)
- OG Westside Series: Bill West Part 3 (the conclusion)
- OG Westside Series: “Superstar” Billy Graham
- Two part interview with actress and strongwoman Cara Brennan
- Chuck Vinci article
- Freyja’d Knot – Choose Your Own Adventure: Forget Jesus, Joey Styles is MY Copilot
- Freyja’d Knot – Take the Chaoses on a Date: Camden Night Garden
- Freyja’d Knot – I’m a Thousand Miles From No Where
Upcoming Site Changes
- Over the next couple weeks we will be rolling out the paid Members section of the site
- Additional access to the daily lives of the Chaoses
- Free Shit
- Training advice from the Most Hated Man of Powerlifting
- Did I mention free shit like Plague Tees for paid memberships?!?
- Battle Cat and Jamie videos
- Bug fixes for the store
- New Limited Edition Merch
- The introduction of our partner sites
- Updates on new material Jamie is working on
Glad to see so much support headed your way. Looks like some good stuff coming up.
Also a feature request – a listing of the blog posts like the old site had on the right column. Right now you can only jump to a month and it doesn’t tell you article titles. The old way was much easier to look through (honestly the new way is basically useless)
I’ve not the right widget for that yet. I’ll definitely get it up as soon as I can, though.
Thanks man. Looking forward to subscribing when you get that set up too.