I’ll start by apologizing for not making more Patreon-centric articles. It is incredibly hard for me to put my name on shit that is rough-hewn, though I realize that extra content is extra content. And in these odd circumstances, the more distractions we have, the better. As such, I thought I would pass along the following tidbits.

In re home workouts: Thus far I’ve been doing nothing but bands and TRX shit, though Tara and I will be constructing a squat rack this weekend after heading to NYC to grab some plates and a bar from Frenchie’s, a cool old school gym in Brooklyn that just closed its doors because the owner died. I’ve got a strongman meet planned for June, so I have need of some weights, though I’ll admit the ulterior motive is for an upcoming paper-only book I’ll be shopping to publishers when it starts nearing completion. I won’t give you all of the details, but it grew out of the Training for the Apocalypse series. That said, I’ve not stopped being sore for three weeks doing naught but bands and TRX, so it’s possible to weather this storm with the basics.

If you didn’t notice it, I have 199 articles in various degrees of completion. The one that’s closest is the beginning of a karate series in the Fustigation Fury line. The theory one will only see the light of day as a book that will require an absurd amount of research.

In re upcoming shit: I have a ton of articles in the hopper, as I have been writing around the fucking clock. As you can see, a lot of them are Fustigation Fury, as that’s what has piqued my interest of late. I’ve also got an article for possibly Cracked in the works on why the PC movement has been marketed incorrectly to the world at large, and an article about the necessity of context when looking at athletic achievements of the past. Additionally, Tara interviewed Eddie Hall, and we’ll have that up tomorrow.

In re keeping yourselves busy: If you are into cosmic horror at all, here’s an article that popped up in my feed today with some extra recommendations beyond what I gave in the Joe Begos and cosmic horror articles. Additionally, there is a phenomenally hilarious horror comedy called Dead Ant on Tubi that is a must-see. It stars Gary Busey’s kid, that weepy bitch Rudy/Samwise, KD Lang’s ex girlfriend (who starred in a lesbian show on Showtime, the name of which escapes me), and Tom Arnold in all of his glory. Tom Arnold is one of the greatest low-key comedic geniuses of our time, and he is on fire in that flick.

With that, I’m putting my nose back to the grindstone to work on the context article. If you have any preferences out of page one of of my drafts, hit me with them in the comments.

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