I mentioned my scrapheap dipping apparatus in Patreon Extra: Bodyweight Shit DEFINITELY Keeps Your Strength Up During Down Times, but I failed to include a pic. I will now rectify that situation.

We’ve got an outdoor tent thing, which is why there is a rug abutting the dipping posts, It was made with scrap wood from the basement and whatever the fuck those anchors are for- a gazebo or something I would guess. I’m not a carpenter, dislike building things, and had no intention of taking a pic of it, hence its appearance.

Unlike the rest of the world, I just do shit for myself, and I couldn’t give a fuck less what people think of my execution or its appearance. It serves the purpose for which it was built, and the only reason I mention any of the above bit is to forestall the inevitable statements about my shitty craftsmanship. I built that little brick pathway exactly the same way I built the dipping station- we had antique brick sitting in piles and no walkway. I suppose I should fill in the gaps with sand, but again, I really don’t give two fucks about it- it serves its purpose and that’s fine by me. I’m in a series of rowhomes with a similar form-over-function backyard setup- whatever patio people have is just to sit outside and smoke weed and drink, not to admire the circumstances in which they’re getting inebriated

That was a lot more explication than was intended, but it seemed weird just posting a pic of my janky dipping setup. Hopefully, I’ve adroitly dodged comments about my craftsmanship, but feel free to talk shit- that’s what the internet is for, after all.

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