I realize I’ve been lax with Patreon special posts, due largely to the fact that I have frantically been trying to produce content for sale (like the new recipe book) and steady site content in an effort to stem the arterial spray that is the money this site hemorrhages daily. It isn’t my intent to bite the hands that feed in my laxity, but rather a hope that you guys will understand that I’m so broke I haven’t had a bank account in two years and haven’t had a car in four.

Perhaps if I could go along to get along I’d be able to feed myself doing this, but that would make the site utterly worthless in my mind, so we’ll see what happens with this

In any event, the reason I rarely discuss gear is that I place very little importance on it and know only enough to take the shit without dying, which isn’t all that hard. It’s a subject I could give a fuck less about, because I don’t use all that much and don’t really care what’s in the shit I do use.

To wit, my current gear use is just a blend called Hard Cock mixed with some Test 400 a couple times a week. And when I say a couple, between once and three times a week, mixing a cc of HC 200 with a half cc of Test 400 each time (Test 400 usually causes a shitload of swelling, so I always mix it and never pin more than a half cc at a time). I’ve no real idea what’s in Hard Cock and could not care less. I can lean out if I cut my pizza eating to less than two whole pizzas a week on this blend, and it works as advertised. Nah, I don’t sell it, and no matter how fucking broke I am I have no interest in dealing with those endless headaches.

HC200 is insofar as I understand it whatever’s left over when my gear guy is done mixing batches. Typically it’s two kinds of tren, two of test, and something else thrown in for good measure, but there are no set ratios or formula.

I’ve also got a blend I rarely use because I get so pissed off on it that I am constantly heaving for breath, which sounds fun unless you’re on probation, haha. It’s called Pig’s Blood, and it’s a combo of cheque drops, methyltest, methyltren, and halo, as I recall. You mix it into your preworkout and drink it, and within about 30 minutes you’re genuinely seeing sounds.

If you guys ever have questions regarding gear, you can feel free to ask me. I almost certainly lack the knowledge base to answer specific questions, but I’ll do my best to get you the answers you need.

I really appreciate your Patronage, and we’ll have the boxes and stickers going out at the beginning of March with brand new, sick as fuck designs like the featured image.

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