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Stemming the Tide of Devolution, Part 2- Fuck Reasonable Expectations
The 1980s were an era of delicious excess. A time in which you might be served a salad bowl of cocaine at a Hollywood party right before stumbling headfirst into a slimy, musclebound, mustachioed orgy being conducted to the soundtrack of disco music with that godawful waka waka guitar music blaring in the background. It was a time in which muscle cars had no fucking guts but a shirtless man in the movies had balls enough to take out entire armies single-handedly. In short, it was a time when ego ruled everything around it and everyone believed that if you just went hard enough at your goal, damn near anything was possible.
Yeah, that decade had its share of issues, but if you’re looking for an era of Golden Age-style blamelessness and awesome, you’re going to be looking forever, because even Plato noted that the entire concept of a Golden Age was a pile of horseshit, because no matter what era you live in, it’s likely a shitshow. Rather than view the 1980s as the halcyon days of a bygone era, though, I am simply looking to the toys, cartoons, and films of that decade and the mindset behind them as being indicative of a mindset that is in desperate need of recapturing- the belief that if you decide you’re going to become a bad motherfucker and bust your ass at being one, there is literally nothing in the world stopping you. And aside from perhaps an old guy in a sweatsuit or a local breakdancer who’s befriended you out of the shared experience of being shunned by the cliques, you don’t need a single person’s help in becoming whatever type of musclebound organic machine of murder you choose.
No matter how tight you think your crew is (or squad, or FB group or whoever you associate with), it’s you against the world. Other people only want you for what they can get out of you, and if you want to be one of those nails that sticks up, you’re going to have to fight like a motherfucker to keep from either getting hammered back down or ripped out of the wood altogether, sold as scrap, melted down, and turned into some tiny, mundane part of some evil, rich dickhead’s utter banal master plan.
In the 1980s, the idea of a fucking squad didn’t even exist- people who needed to band together in a gang were criminals who were bound to get fucked up by a single human being with the resolve to slaughter them, be it Chuck Bronson with a homemade zip gun, Rambo, Mel Gibson in leather and car tire parts, or a hero in any number of movies of rampaging gangs full of punk rock teenagers. Nah, in the 1980s we were told that everyone could be a one man army if they wanted, and we fucking believed it from an early age, because even our cartoons dripped with that ethos.
In [The Power of Grayskull: The Definitive History of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe], one of the original writers of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, J. Michael Straczynski (Sense8, Thor, Babylon 5) elucidates this concept clearly: “When He-Man said ‘I Have the Power!’ it was saying to kids, you have the power. You don’t have to do what your parents say anymore. Being transformed into your inner, true self is very attractive” (Britt).
Our role models growing up were like that- from the jacked-as-fuck barbarian warlord He-Man to also-jacked-as-fuck barbarian warlord Conan to crazed and jacked specops vet Rambo to heart-and-muscle-fuck-brains Rocky to gives-no-shits Snake Plissken, the heros and anti-heros of the 1980s all told the same story- grab your fucking balls, train your ass off in some sick montages, and get down to the fucking business of being awesome. No excuses, no complaints, and no fucking mercy. Just fucking do it.
By the same token, kids of the early oughts had Dragonball Z. Though it was after my childhood and I never developed the hatred for good art or Japanophilia to appreciate anime or manga, Dragonball Z had the same message- set your sights on your goal, train like a fucking maniac, get jacked and slaughter your opposition. Strength is obtained for the sake of obtaining power, and strength and power are the ends in and of themselves. There is no desire to obtain them to seek fame (as appears to be just about the sole motivation for most people cluttering gyms with their cameras and athleisure wear these days), assert dominance over a population, or even impose one’s will on weaker people- just enough power that the person who wields it can do what they want, when they want.
Which brings us to today- an era of complaints, excuses, and generally being a fucking bitch. We’re told to accept fat people for their myriad failings and the inconveniences they foist upon others with their very existence, but it’s perfectly cool for people to publicly screech and weep about whether or not people they’ve never met are on. Drink that in for a second- mocking someone for deliberately being a fat, sloppy, land beast is nearly a hate crime, but shit-talking a transhumanist for their desire to transcend the human condition and become something better is not only accepted but it is respected. The movie Limitless, rather than being a call-to-arms for the pharma companies to help people make themselves better, is described as a cautionary tale against pharmaceuticalization. Things that make us better, more capable, and more awesome are decried as evil, while people practically wear a tshirt listing their disorders, diseases, and shortcomings as a badge of fucking pride.
The media constantly decries the “unreasonable expectations” set by models, cartoons, movies, and even goddamned action figures as setting unreasonable expectations. These expectations apparently lead to low self esteem and poor self image in some people, because they can never attain these mythical proportions. This, clearly, is because they are fucking weak. To anyone with a scintilla of motivation, of desire to make something better out of themselves, or the will to true power, this is nothing more than a hyperbolic representation of perfection, and it is for this reason that shows like He-Man and Dragonball Z should be lauded for what they are- the mechanism by which a seed to be awesome was planted in the minds of two generations of human.
And speaking of people who constantly bitch about unreasonable expectations, let’s address the natty fucks in the strength world. They’re not natty because they want to prove to themselves that they’re so fucking brutal that they can compete with guys using gear, they’re “NATTY BRUH” because they are telling the world in advance that they are at a distinct disadvantage to their competition that gives them an excuse to fail right at the fucking outset. Want to know why people use gear? It’s right in the goddamned name- they’re “performance enhancing drugs.” They want to improve their performance, because they want to be the best. They want to look the best, fuck the best, perform the best, be the strongest, baddest, most unforgiving motherfuckers in the goddamned valley, and gear helps them on their way.
They’re cheating? Against what? Monsanto, who puts estrogen in our bodies and foists soy on the world? The plastic companies who fill our foods with xenoestrogens and contaminate those they can’t touch before it hits their lips with packaging for our leftovers? The social structure that continually criminalizes the behaviors associated with high testosterone? The estrogen in our groundwater from birth control? The fact that they don’t buy the bullshit about the meek inheriting the Earth and would rather put themselves in a position to take what they want?
Should people on PEDs compete in natty feds? No, but neither should anyone. The use of PEDs in sports that allow gear use is just an outgrowth of the mindset that they cannot compete in the first fucking place, though- it is the same mentality that has bullies at school thinking they’re tough because they beat up the little nerdy kids, and the same mindset that has stick-up men and thieving businessmen thinking they’re bad motherfuckers because they got over on some weak, unsuspecting people. They’re fucking pussies, and they should be beaten to death in a public square and left for wild animals to eat as an object lesson to the rest of the bitch made to harden the fuck up or get sorted out similarly.
“I’m not here to save you, I’d rather be the one who lets you fall. I’m not here to support you, I’d rather sit back and laugh while I end it all. I want to fucking end you all. This is the fucking trendkill.” -Gift Giver
Nor is that to say steroids are for everyone, or that everyone should use them. If you don’t like them, don’t use them. It doesn’t matter to me one whit if people use them, because the relative strength levels of other people don’t in any way affect my life. What does affect my life, however, is the weak-sauce, bitch-made, useless, natty pussies in gyms and on the internet who spend endless hours shit talking their obvious betters, making grandiose claims of “natty or not” to assuage the feelings of inadequacy stemming from the fact their parents should have left them to the fucking wolves when they were infants.
In short, it’s time to step it the fuck up. Time to get back to the mindset of excess and awesome. Time to grab the world by the pigtails and facefuck it to death. The modern world might not be the climate for it, but if nothing else it’s so fucking placid and weak, frightened and safe, uptight and rigid that victory over everyone and everything around us has never been so fucking easy. Your desire to improve your physique isn’t body dysmorphia- it’s the will to win. Your gear and smart drug use isn’t evil, it’s transcendent. Your belief in yourself and your abilities isn’t toxic, it’s the mindset of a fucking champion.
Bigger.
Stronger.
Faster.
Smarter.
More Aggressive.
You have the power.
Transform into your true self and nothing can stand in your fucking way.
By the way, if you want more shit like this to get you fired up to attack 2019 like a fat kid attacks an ice cream buffet, check out David Wong’s reprinted article from 2012. I stumbled upon it when I was midway through this article and it’s a great fucking read.
Sources:
Britt, Ryan. ‘He-Man and the Masters of the Universe’ was way smarter than we thought. Fatherly. 27 Nov 2018. Web. 31 Dec 2018. https://www.fatherly.com/play/he-man-and-the-masters-of-the-universe-was-way-smarter-than-we-thought/
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26 responses to “Stemming the Tide of Devolution, Part 2- Fuck Reasonable Expectations”
Awesome post- looking forward to the pull ups one!
Thanks man! The pullups one is done, but I noticed one of the guys who rips me off frequently posted about pullups within a couple of days of me saying the next post was about pullups, so I figured I’d hold off.
Ah that sucks- ill wait- im a pull up bro haha
Love these motivation ones- kinda like the ‘go feral’ ones i like to read back occassionally too
And here comes the Waggener again haha! Fuck it, post for evil’s sake, i’ m a pull up guy since my judo childhood.
Also thanks for introducing the Tano blog, seems like a fun read.
Here comes the Waggener again i guess haha! Post the pull up up article and fuck the rest, i’ve been a pull up guy since my judo childhood. Also thanks for unveiling the Tano blog, looks like a fun read.
Happy New Year Jamie !
Looking forward to all the new stuff, especially the pullup article and that one about shoulder training.
Fuck.
I normally finish one of Jamie’s rants ready to go throw some iron around for while with shots of rum between sets.
But I fucked up on the bike 2 days ago and I’m sitting here still bleeding on my pillows, with broken bones and doctors ordering me, and ringing me up 2 days in a row to order me again, to NOT DO ANYTHING for a week or so because of bleeding in the skull.
So shots of rum between curls it is.
The irony of dragon ball is that vegeta is the embodiment of this very article. He trained brutally to be the best and surpass his rivals strength and skill. It took everything he had and even used a “performance enhancing drug” by purposefully falling under a magicians spell. Yet the creator shit all over his character and chalked it up to gokus natural talent. At the end of the day it’s just a fucking cartoon but art imaitates life I suppose.
The proletariat.
1980s were a chapter in the class war that saw major battles but the bourgeoisie came out on top. Since then, what? shit. But the tide of devolution is going to be stemmed, not in the way Jamie imagines, but I say the resurgent prole is going to demolish this system, not one stone left on another.
The cataclysm approaches.
Nietzsche’s Superman. The Will to Power. Every organism seeks to expand it’s territory, to mate as often as is physically possible, in order to propagate itself into the future. Badass people naturally possess strong, dominant, conquering instincts.
If an apocalypse occurs, and there are leftover humans, those that remain will become tribal. The weak will get preyed upon. Jails and prisons are a microcosm for what this dystopian wasteland would be like. They self-segregate in jail/prison…because outlaws are true to Nature’s laws…not man’s. They are basically going tribal.
I think they self segregate in prison out of fear, frankly. And those people will all starve inside prison walls if there is an apocalypse, haha. We’ll just be facing roving gangs of methed up bikers until they either kill each other or run out of meth, lol.
Suck my balls motherfuckers!
Why The fuck my comments dont appear
Cuckold doodle doo
Really setting the world on fire with that 4chan lingo, bruh.
New site looking good!
Love the new site and I am always greatful for your content. Is there any plan for something such as a patreon that we, as the grateful reader, can contribute to directly? I’ve literally read, and reread, the entire chaos and pain blog and would like to give back in some way.
Thanks man! I’ve considered setting up a patreon, but it feels like begging, haha. I’ve gotta figure out some way to make money at this though, so I’ll figure something out- working for free is fun and all, but supplements literally pay nothing at this point.
TIGHT-TIGHT-TIGHT!
Great piece here, Jamie.. I have read a ton of training stuff over the years, but your work is literally the only thing that changes my actual emotional state!
That’s an awesome compliment, man. Thanks!
Fuck the rest, post the pull up article. Ive been a pull up guy since my Judo childhood.
Also thanks for unveiling the Tano blog, seems like a fun read.
Disappointed about you adding that facefucking gif. It was uncalled for.
Especially because she should be on her back, to more easily get past her glottis.
I love and miss the 80’s. It’s strange living in the present with an 80’s mindset. Nothing makes sense.
Agreed. People’s obsession with filming every fucking thing they do is total nonsense, for instance.