Turns Out Chicks Dressed Sluttier in the Gym 100 Years Ago Than They Do Now

I’ve yet to see anyone hit the gym in heels outside of a hilarious Crossfit deadlift video, so I’d say the periodic Christian/MGTOW/Incel backlash against revealing attire in gyms is a lot of shutting the barn door after the donkeys have already broken into your house and fucked your wife, so to speak. This issue seems to have been settled a century ago.

Hilariously, that contingent used to rail against women’s wearing of high heels (which began in the 1500s, adapted as a fashion from Persian horsemen) because it was deemed overly masculinizing… but then, during Enlightenment the men turned the tables on those heel-wearing bull dykes by announcing that they were men of Science and Logic and above such silliness and extravagance as heels, which they deemed only fit for irrational and foolish women (Source). As such, it might seem odd that in Massachusetts in the 1700s, women caught wearing high heels were to be treated as witches- an irrational reaction, to be sure.

Also, I never thought that exercise bikes had any kind of metering system before the digital age, and it turns out I was wildly incorrect.

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19 responses to “Turns Out Chicks Dressed Sluttier in the Gym 100 Years Ago Than They Do Now”

  1. True Chaos Avatar
    True Chaos

    Man, how far you’ve fallen. Every single one of your posts now is just woke drivel and/or authoritarian apologism.

    In b4 Jamie comes out as a black queer femme trans lesbian.

    1. Jamie Chaos Avatar
      Jamie Chaos

      Hahahaha. Yo, spoken like a man whose never had an original thought! Kudos!

      What, you thought an overeducated lifter who’s been working for free for twelve years was some kinda capitalist incel? 🤣🤣 Genius.

      And I had an entire series called “Your Fat is Your Fault” mocking you to your face. I wrote anti-no fap articles to help you fuckers with your ED and girl issues. Lol. Yet you thought I was one of you. How could I help you fucking weaklings if I was one of you? 🤘🤣🤘

      Fucking classic.

      1. Jon Avatar
        Jon

        Quite an emotional response and an uncalled shoot directed towards a market segment (as you perceive it) to which you attribute many things and which you seem to want to help.

        1. Jamie Chaos Avatar
          Jamie Chaos

          Attempting to help you people only encourages more of you to annoy me, and seems to have no other effect. I am happy to have you go elsewhere for your lifting information- this shit obviously ain’t for you.

          And holy fucking shit take that “emotionless” passive-aggressive shit back to 8chan. It is fucking nauseating.

      2. True Chaos Avatar
        True Chaos

        Looks like you hit a nerve. My response was pure estrogen, so I am going to take some Midol and a bath.

        1. Jamie Chaos Avatar
          Jamie Chaos

          Lol- it’s you goofs who jack off to shit the stoics say. I don’t play that emotionless shit, and I’ve not let the fact I abhor you people be a secret for years. You motherfuckers just missed the endless mockery of fat people and Southerners, somehow. How’d you not realize that every single state I called out was a pile of shit and Republican? It’s not like the two things occur independently- the same states are all leaders in being fat, uneducated, non-contributing to the Federal tax base, unmasked, unvaccinated, ignorant, overfed, Christian, shitty drivers, homophobic, transphobic, and unlettered- I wrote an entire series about it and made many graphics with ridiculously unassailable sources. Jesus fucking christ, man- I’ve been putting t-girl trap porn into articles for a goddamned decade to make you realize how stupid homophobia is.

          I’m fucking sick of dealing with you people, and I’m bored with writing combatively against people about whom I care so little as people I wouldn’t piss in your ears if your fucking brains were on fire. I do enough charity without carrying you keyboard warriors through life against your fucking wills.

          1. True Chaos Avatar
            True Chaos

            You’ve made so many assumptions about who I actually am that you’re essentially having an entire conversation with yourself, retard.

            You call me out for not having any original thoughts based off of 3 sentences and then try your hardest to make the case for why you are and always have been leftist, woke, and unquestioningly obedient to authority, and somehow that’s related to me being fat and a republican, or something. Add to that that you’re shitty at capitalism and somehow that makes you simultaneously more elite and egalitarian.

            You are aggressive in achieving peak retardation. Keep going. If you’re not there yet, you’re goddamn close.

        2. blob Avatar
          blob

          Whining about how Jamie used to be hardcore and one of your tribe is the new sending Jamie homoerotic power fantasy emails asking him to train you

          1. Jamie Chaos Avatar
            Jamie Chaos

            I can only imagine how fucking needy these goofs are with chicks, hahaha. The block button was literally invented for these unfuckables.

          2. True Chaos Avatar
            True Chaos

            Never said anything about being in a tribe with this fag. Anyway, I’d still let him shit in my mouth, because I like to be treated like the dirty little whore I am.

  2. Blob Avatar
    Blob

    I don’t know if anyone mentioned on instagram but do you ever check out the British Pathe archives?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81ZaD1IoFbw
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixql0YsNvHo
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuUlM0NxjTU

    There’s some slightly more serious videos too of old group exercise demonstrations you might be tangentially interested in.

    1. Jamie Chaos Avatar
      Jamie Chaos

      Nah, I’ve never heard of it, but good looking out! That is definitely of interest! 🤘🤘

  3. Ant Pace Avatar
    Ant Pace

    Hi Just regarding the photo – well story being I recently got a good quality bike and a indoor trainer for it second hand for a fraction of the original cost and have been knocking myself out on the free trial with zwift, the cycling app. It is so addictive. No way this side of revolution am I shelling out a monthly subscription to it and will have to find some free app but if anyone wants a serious hobby to run alongside the gym time, well, this is a prime candidate.

  4. Jon Avatar
    Jon

    If you are not on a payroll you should try harder.
    Unvaccinated, christian, homophobic, transphobic, etc…hahahaha, yes, the caducean is the best way to divide people. In this era, the media is a strong medium for propaganda.
    If you don’t know what the caducean is, focus more on the cultural/ethnic aspect of greek and roman civilization and less on the buttfuck propaganda lies. As a side effect, you may stop resorting to sexuality to defend your emotional outbursts (arrogance and presumption are different from reason).

    All that talk about charity is surprising, given that you have no problem putting down people and trashing those “groups” that you abhor and insult.
    Could it be a false sense of moral superiority?

    My references are Xenophon’s Anabasis, James Watson, Herodotus, Spanish historians, Plutarch, among many others. Which are yours?
    I have no master, can you claim the same thing?

    1. Jamie Chaos Avatar
      Jamie Chaos

      Lol. We’ve all seen Zeitgeist champ, and congrats on masturbating to the classics like they’re anything other than the sole source of information about the past prior to the modern era. You should try using the internet for more than stalking and threatening politicians and celebrities online.

      And look at how mad you got over chicks in heels, hahaha. You fucking goofs never cease to fill me with disgusted amusement. And thanks for the laugh about “false sense of moral superiority.” You’re the only one laboring under the impression that you are in any way my peer or valued as a human.

      “Buttfuck propaganda lies”!!! I caught that on the second pass. You are truly a comedic great of your generation. It is tragic it’s unintentional, but fitting as your comedy is as much a mistake as your conception.

    2. Steve Avatar
      Steve

      You sounded well educated until your last line. Nobody is free in this system. I don’t subscribe to the individual control of one’s own destiny, aka no such thing as society to quote head witcn Margaret Thstcher. Today bitcoin soared to new highs and I cashed in big time, all the while thinking of Tara who innocently believes in hard work and some nebulous cocepts of right and wrong under the capitalist monstrosity. Something deeply ironic and as the moralist would say unfair about me, a marxist, simly pressing a button and collecting a shitload of cash for nothing. No effort involved.

  5. Jon Avatar
    Jon

    Grave accusation devoid of proof, rhyme or reason.
    There is no “we” as one half of a caducean chess game, it is me talking to you.
    It is irrelevant how much you insist on those 2 points, they are complete fabrications.

    “…We’ve all seen Zeitgeist…” To see is not to understand, a symbol fences knowledge.
    I searched what that show was as I did not get the reference. A modern show with debatable producers which may be on a payroll to further divide people is a pitiful attempt to understand myths/art/religion/propaganda.

    Keep pushing your masters agenda, it’s easy to see through you. I hope your efforts bring you, at least, a good leash.

  6. Daniel Avatar
    Daniel

    Dude, Jamie…where in the hell did you find these extremely particular and unique haters? What are you writing that they are reading in order to acquire this info?

    I swear I have never seen a site with such a weird collection of specific haters. What the fuck Jamie? Lol

    They have to be in love with you. I read all your articles, but it’s like these fucks have a Ph.D in your work or something.

    1. Jamie Chaos Avatar
      Jamie Chaos

      4chan and Reddit, insofar as I know. I don’t fucking understand it either, haha.

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