Chaos And Bang Your Earballs #2

Jamie Chaos

April 23, 2012

We aspire to reach this level of awesome.

Another installment of Paul and I babbling on about all sorts of bullshit. This one includes some bizarrely homosexual questions, a shitload of training discussion, and some astonishingly dull porn. You guys failed on the porn.

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Jamie Chaos

I am a former all-time, all federation world record holder in raw powerlifting at 181lbs, a record I broke just to say fuck you to the internet’s “lifting” community and the powerlifting community at large. Over the last ten years I’ve written over 500 articles on strength training, nutrition, and supplementation, and continue to do so simply to fight the tide of weakness and sadness that currently pervades the scene I’ve called home for the better part of three decades. I’ve got personal trainin certs, BodyPump and BodyCombat certs, a BA in History and East Asian Studies from the University of Arizona, and MBAs from the Vienna University and University of South Carolina on my side, in addition to some sick lifts and a hell of a lot of rage. What the fuck have you got?

21 responses to “Chaos And Bang Your Earballs #2”

Justin_PS

April 24, 2012

Come on, Jamie! You can't post a pic like that and not include a name…
1. Jamie Lewis
  
  April 24, 2012
  
  No idea who that broad is- I'm sure the dude at wildgorilla does, though.
2. doomsward
  
  April 25, 2012
  
  Heidi Vuorela…
  
  Use Google Reverse Image Search (click the little camera)
Ktran

April 24, 2012

I think I heard you say that there is something wrong with you getting protein off amazon.
I'm on the predator diet and you mentioned Matrix 5.0 for cheap protein so I found it for about $38 on allstarhealth.com
Plus it only have $5 for shipping
johnnypotatoes

April 24, 2012

In re: protein, bodybuilding.com has had 2 lb containers of Muscle Infusion Black Chocolate for $16.99 for a few months, which is cheap as shit. I'll order 6 lbs and spend less than 5 lbs of any other good mixed protein.
So far, I'm enjoying the CnByE, I'll listen to the rest later when I have another fucking hour of freetime.
Anonymous

April 24, 2012

Matrix 5.0 are still floating around amazon although they have been sliding the prices up. The last shipment I snagged was about $47. When it heads into the 50 mark, I usually just roll down to the Nutrishop/Total Nutrition in this area and just grab one of their Intek Kegs. It's 56 bucks but they do fill the thing up. I haven't been to B-ham in a while so not sure if they even extend that far up.
Anonymous

April 25, 2012

You guys need to talk more about squirting. What's your scoop technique? Another request: I have to get my deadlift moving and would like to hear some deadlift training discussion, even though you just blogged about it, especially geared to someone who's been doing it a couple years but still not pulling serious weight. I'm stuck at 385—I'm a little under 150, but it's still shitty—for about a year now. I'm weak off the floor; lockout is easy with max weight. I'm experimenting but want to hear if you guys have advice. Frequency? Deficits worthwhile? Also, sometimes after pulling singles I wake up in the middle of the night. What the fuck is that?
1. Jamie Lewis
  
  April 25, 2012
  
  Alrighty- we'll get that covered for you.
Alexandro

April 25, 2012

Bangin' Chaos FM. You know you're all thinking it. It's time someone said it.
Cyclefag

April 26, 2012

what is the song at the start mang
1. Cyclefag
  
  April 29, 2012
  
  Please respond
Jack “danger” Davey

April 26, 2012

Jamie, Do u reckon you guys could cover transfer of strength into real world activities, it's something that I read a lot about but know one seems to agree on. Especially in regards to when the gains become movement specific and have little to no transfer. Like for example I know the Olympic lifts require a lot of strength but are also very very technique focused. How true is this of shrugs, deads, squats rows. Etc..

Love the show too funny shit and informative haha
Thanks
1. Jamie Lewis
  
  April 26, 2012
  
  Will do.
Tom

April 26, 2012

I just looked up that African man story. The guy was holding a machete at the time, but dropped it in favour of using his bare hands. That's a bad motherfucker!
vulvadaddy

April 26, 2012

I was wondering about where you meet the pussy you fuck? I noticed throughout your blog that you hate Facebook and the like. So I'm guessing you don't waste time online trying to get laid and only do so when you're out drinking?
1. Jamie Lewis
  
  April 26, 2012
  
  Actually, I've met almost all of the chicks I've fucked off the internet using OKCupid, although that site's turned into a fucking horrorshow of late. It used to be nothing but nerdy sluts, and has devolved into a half-assed Christian retard dating site.
BigO

April 26, 2012

Jamie, I have a question that doesn't involve a million dollars or anyone's anal region. What's the email to submit questions and topics?
1. Jamie Lewis
  
  April 26, 2012
  
  chaos_and_bang@yahoo.com
Dave

April 29, 2012

Hey dude, what's the song at the intro of this discussion?
Cheers.
1. Dave
  
  April 30, 2012
  
  >please respond
Shred works

July 24, 2012

One million moneys. is a fuck load. there isn't much I wouldn't do for that amount of money.